I beat you all my town is famous for my family, deadly serious.
See one of my ancestors, Wandin Sebire, was the first white person born in the area so they named a town after him, there's a Sebire avenue and if you go up to Mont De Lancy you can see my name on the extensive family tree!
Culture - The train station pipes out classical music as a deterrent to all the addicts who hang around the underpass.
Sport - Just think Dermott Brereton, only he eventually got rid of the mullet.
Nightlife - The 21st Century dance club, need i say more. Who else has a massive revolving dance floor?
Friendly people - There everywhere, asking how you are, have you any spare change, cigarettes. Always willing to sit next to you and have a chat to you on the train on the way back from the city. They must be friendly, you're the only other person on the carriage.