I watched one of the worst films I think I have ever seen on Saturday night - The Human Centipede 2. I have no idea what madness possessed me to actually press play, the first film I watched years ago while drunk after seeing the trailer, it was more for the 'lolz' at the time and posting on Facebook at how ridiculous it was; therefore, I knew what crud this second piece of tripe would be, but it didn't stop me. I suppose it's like a big red button that says 'DO NOT PRESS', the inner child within me couldn't resist.
Anyway, it is utter dross and quite sickening - I don't mean a sickening gorefest (there is lots of gore) that is enjoyable at a fun level that you can expect from a horror that relies on cheap thrills, this is sickening as in 'pass the bucket so I can vomit'. Actually, even if I did vomit it would have at least poked me at an emotional level to warrant such a reaction, this just left me numb and I felt like I had been visually raped, I even considered going for a shower afterwards as it was so grotesque. I'm uncertain where the casting team found the actor that played the protagonist, but I'm certain they must have discovered him in the most horrific and deeply depraved settings one can conjure up in the darkest recess of the mind, a truly horrifying looking human.
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