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Favourite song lyrics

Jobseeker!

Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
Is anyone's guess how I got here?
Anyone's guess how I go?
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -
Fuck off, I'm going home.

Jobseeker!

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment
Since your last signing on date?
Fuck all.
I've been sat around the house wanking,
And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here.
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven,
It's now twelve o'clock
And some of you smelly bastards need executing

Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive
I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?
Nah, I'd just end up robbing the fucking place,
You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day,
I'm hardly going to bank it?

Jobseeker!

Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
Is anyone's guess how I got here?
Anyone's guess how I go?
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -
Fuck off, I'm going home.

jobseeker repeats to end

sleaford mods :)
 
She says, "Look out, Daddy, don't want you to tear your pants.
You could get wrecked in this dance."
They say whisky will kill you, but I don't think it will
I'm riding with you to the top of the hill

Oh, I miss you, Nettie Moore
And my happiness is over
Winter's gone, the river's on the rise
I loved you then, and ever shall
But there's no one left here to tell
The world has gone black before my eyes
 
I went down to Saint James Infirmary
For to see, for to see my baby there
Man, she was laid out on a long white table
She was so cold, and so cool, and so fair
 
Bought another copy of fragile
Seeds were bustin' up the spine
I think I cracked my skull doin' airplanes
Not too many but it's just fine

Pussy scratching sniff in a playboy
Christ, I'm a good looking man

Fifteen miles to cop on a stingrays
Boys will gonna ride tonight
Goof ball's in the 70's nipples
Gotta get our heads just right

Sit me in the lap of the God's babe
Cover me with skin and hair

Bought another copy of zoso
Seeds were bustin' up the spine
I think I wet my pants doin' whip hits
Not too many but it's just fine

Sit me in the lap of the God's babe
Cover me with skin and hair
Ride a number one on the home train
Screw you if you think I can't smoke



Read more: Monster Magnet - Nod Scene Lyrics | MetroLyrics
 
Well my buddy Jo gave me a laughing pill
Well it tasted like shit and it gave me the chills
I saw his girlfriend's face in a bucket of water
He said a buck for the snatch and a nibbles a quarter

Well I'm telling you freaks, I've eyes in the back of my head
And I can hear you laughing at me when I'm lying in bed
You better be righteous when you're cutting me up
'Cause you'll be doing it wrong and I'll be fucking you up

I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm
Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm

Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm
Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm
I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm, get down

I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm
Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm

Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone
When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm
Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm
I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm, all right



Read more: Monster Magnet - Tractor Lyrics | MetroLyrics
 
"Space Lord"

I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves
So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill
Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills

and sing... Space Lord Mother

Huh! Uh huh

There's a car in the field now in a column of flame
With two doors to choose but only one bears your name
You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds
I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune

You'll sing... Space Lord Mother

I left my throne a million miles away
I drink from your tit
I sing your blues every day
Now give me the strength
To split the world in two yeah
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you

Well I sing

Built in my nightmares and using my name
You're stroking my cortex and you know I'm insane
I'm squeezed out in hump drive and drownin' in love
Encompass them all to a position above

Well I sing... Space Lord Mother

I left my throne a million miles away
I drink from your tit
I sing your blues every day
Now give me the strength
To split the world in two yeah
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you

Well I sing... Space Lord Mother

I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name

Space Lord Mother
 
Well there’s a crazy moon, been up all week
And it’s messing with the things that I think and do
And I find myself staring at a screen
wondering how far we’ve come since the death of cool
There ain’t no targets to aim for
No more mountains to climb
At least they’re not where they used to be
Why even keep it hard in a flat-lined world
where every piece of dung is the next big thing
What’s gonna happen now?
Will the good guys pull through somehow?
Stay tuned till next time and we’ll see what’s what
Now the boys upstairs with all their best and worst intentions
know that chaos always wins out in the end
They don’t got your back
so use your imagination
and be pretty goddamned careful how you choose your friends
So hold each other tight now and look into each other’s eyes
Don’t be too impressed with the ones above
‘Cause the world’s getting shaved by another drunken barber
and you gotta build your trust with the ones you love
Well the lies keep coming tough
We need wings to stay above
Stay tuned till next time and we’ll see what’s what
 
You are me and I am you
I'll always be with you
You are me and I am you
I'll always be with you

You are the sun, the rain, and the moon beams
You are the Divine Goddess of my dreams
You are the sun, the rainbows, the moon beams
You are the Divine Goddess inside me

You are me and I am you
I'll always be with you
You are me and I am you
I'll always be with you
 
Hazel, stardust in your eye
You're going somewhere and so am I
I'd give you the sky high above
Ooh, for a touch of your love.

Oh no, I don't need any reminder
To know how much I really care
But it's just making me blinder and blinder
Because I am up on the hill and still you're not there.
 
"Your Lies Become You"

How did I get here without you?
It's a miracle we're all sane
We're kinda like sucked in a vacuume
Of booking a flight on a doomed plane
Well you claimed you could read the future
And I'd say that you've nailed that down

You still want everyone to love you
Well here's a tip of my hat to you, Big Brain:
Do you really believe they can't see through
A circus punk playing a foul game?
Let me cast you a light, one that's natural
And with me you can strike that pose yeah
And you melt for the camera
'Cause your lies become you
Yes, your lies become you
Yes, your lies become you after all

How am I living without you?
Mmm I'm not even sure now that I'm sane
But this little dog's got enough sense
To know not to sleep in the cold rain
Yeah yeah yeah

How are you doing without me?
I'm sure you've found some new game
I never wanted to miss you
But then I never thought I could take pain
Hope it's warmer for you, princess
I in fact hope it's hot as hell
And you get what you asked for
'Cause your lies become you
Yes, your lies become you
Yes, your lies become you after all

https://youtu.be/UMR_UbUQbc0 Monster Magnet - Your Lies Become You (with Lyrics on screen)
 
I wish it was the sixties
I wish we could be happy
I wish, I wish, I wish
that something would happen
 
So is it just me
Or everyone can see
The world drowning in it’s own blood
Humanity’s decline
Dismantled over time
A fossil drying in the mud
It’s deception and the greed
That germinates the seed
Of dissent growing all around
Is this the beginning or the end
In darkness we descend
And I can’t wait to see it all go down

Standing room only all the world will attend
Front row center to the ultimate end
Mankind constantly parading its flaws
Tangled in charades of the orthodox laws
Like a firestorm raging out of control
Ignorance of all has taken its toll
It seems that blame is your personal hell
Dish it out to anyone but never yourself

IMPLODE No resurrection of divine
IMPLODE Extermination of the swine

Sick of this shit called policy
Life support for a dead economy
Brain dead leaders of the world conspire
Acting with malice only fuels the fire
No wonder people of religion obsess
All it wants a man to do is confess
Arrogance will never let the fools concede
You know you’re gonna have to stand and watch them bleed
IMPLODE Cleansation of mankind
IMPLODE Extermination of the Swine

So many still ask why
I’ve said a million times
There’s nothing godly looking over us
It’s just the choice you make
I’ll still inject the hate
That brings finality to the fuss
Society will bleed
So watch the violence breed
And deconstruct the protocol
And if I’m proven wrong
I think you know the song
I’m pretty sure that God still hates us all

Standing room only all the world will attend
Front row center to the ultimate end
Mankind constantly parading its flaws
Tangled in charades of the orthodox laws
No wonder people of religion obsess
All it wants a man to do is confess
Arrogance will never let the fools concede
You know you’re gonna have to stand and watch them bleed

IMPLODE Cleansation of mankind
IMPLODE Extermination of the swine

No resurrection of divine
Extermination of the swine
It’s the cleansation of mankind
No resurrection of divine
Extermination of mankind
 
I met me love in Spencen Hill,
At the fair she was attendin',
I was flogging horshes and her auld man he was schpendin,
''How much do you want'', he says to me, ''For your well-bred Palomina?'',
''I'll give the lot'', says I to him, ''for your well-fed Philomena.

I spend me days in Hi-Ace vans, pick-up trucks and sulkies,
The lady that I married she is fine and big and cuddly,
She treats me right, most every night, with lovin' and good porter,
I never wants to part from her because I love me travellers' daughter.
 
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Heh, my da used to play in the band with the author, who was a notorious drinker.

He still plays in yer man's bar, Conways 3, in London.

He a wile man.
 
I'll bet.

I just woke me mate up with that song. Half an hour of 'Jo-hon?' failed. A few minutes of Seamus and he was requesting The Big Bamboo.
 
Oh, but if I had the stars from the darkest night
And the diamonds from the deepest ocean
I'd forsake them all for your sweet kiss
For that's all I'm wishin' to be ownin'.
 
Oh, how can, how can you ask me again
It only brings me sorrow
The same thing I want from you today
I would want again tomorrow
 
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