Erotic Writing Thread (NSFW)

[Albion]

Enjoy written erotica? Enjoy writing erotica? Put some good stories up in here.

In the days of 56k modems I got my kicks from literotica.com. Can't remember what the stories I liked were called though. A female friend posted a good one through MSN one time, but that has been long lost

 

[dan88]

I've nothing to add to this, other than I've bashed out a wank or two to some literotica

 

[swampdragon]

Everyone ever should read this. It probably won't be the most erotic thing you've ever read, but it's very funny.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php

 

[koneko]

Draw that ruby red lipstick like a knife, deep into my soft cream thigh, strike it higher and higher making my flesh quiver in anticipation and desire for the tip to just end me. In a kiss of desire...

Like so?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

she traced her fingers up his trouser leg, pausing momentarily before alighting on his quivering manhood, then she softly stroked it through the layers of fabric making him gasp in anticipation. She then fucked off to put the chicken in the oven.

 

[Albion]

Draw that ruby red lipstick like a knife, deep into my soft cream thigh, strike it higher and higher making my flesh quiver in anticipation and desire for the tip to just end me. In a kiss of desire...

Like so?

Word flesh is a turn-off. Especially when it quivers.

Body quivering is alright though.

"I feel the wax of expensive ruby lipstick make a slow, deliberate ascent up my leg toward my awaiting clit...My body begins to quiver..." Something like that 8).

 

[Pagey]

Shambles once linked me to this Plant/Page fanfiction website...turned out to be a bunch of very long and very developed erotica stories about the two of them having steamy sex behind stage doors. I'm a bit ashamed of how many I read...it was quite entertaining though, I would never have guessed such a thing existed

 

[koneko]

I rather like flesh Albie, I like to draw it into my mouth and bite down on it

Too quick off the mark - straight into the clit eh, you young un's got a lot to learn. I've not even started to tie you up, shave burlesque patterns through your bare boy fluff and wax your gossamer sack - and your straight into the clit! Tut tut!

Naughty, naughty boy. Go sit in a corner, facing the wall and don't move an inch. Or let me hear you breath. OK

And then, maybe, just maybe then - I'll bring my lipstick back out

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Shambles once linked me to this Plant/Page fanfiction website...turned out to be a bunch of very long and very developed erotica stories about the two of them having steamy sex behind stage doors. I'm a bit ashamed of how many I read...it was quite entertaining though, I would never have guessed such a thing existed

A few weeks ago I saw Robert Plant sucking on a lollipop in the street, didn't find it erotic though (but some may well have)

 

[backroll]

Written sex is fantastic. The best is when you are on a novel that comes up with a random sex scene and you are in public (usually public transport) and start blushing, giggling or worse getting an erection which proves very difficult to conceal, without blatant rearranging!

In Zadie Smith's book NW one of the characters has developed a technique where she gently moves her pelvis whilst clenching certain, shall we say, muscles and is able to cum almost completely stationary sat down on the tube or bus!

ANYWAY! Thanks for the info %) The wank bank is always looking for deposits

I almost forgot!!! Has anyone ever bought an erotic audiobook? Obviously these things are downloadable but one time in a chain book store I came across "The Girl's Boarding School" on casette tape, it was rated R or something! Super super super horny stuff! The dialogue was all Jane Austen type chatter, and mixed with the highly lewd content makes for quite the bedtime story :D

 

[Pagey]

A few weeks ago I saw Robert Plant sucking on a lollipop in the street, didn't find it erotic though (but some may well have)

Where?

creepy stalker mode activated

 

[Albion]

I rather like flesh Albie, I like to draw it into my mouth and bite down on it

Too quick off the mark - straight into the clit eh, you young un's got a lot to learn. I've not even started to tie you up, shave burlesque patterns through your bare boy fluff and wax your gossamer sack - and your straight into the clit! Tut tut!

Naughty, naughty boy. Go sit in a corner, facing the wall and don't move an inch. Or let me hear you breath. OK

And then, maybe, just maybe then - I'll bring my lipstick back out

That was pretty hot.

You should write scalding erotica.

 

[RLP]

It was a warm night in Spring. A golden hue was resonating on the horizon as the sun set over the hills. Knock sighed.
"What's wrong?" said Shambles, letting his hand slide around Knock's waist to comfort him.
"I just... everything is just... I don't know." Knock stuttered, trying to find the words to explain to Shambles the significance of the moment. But it was difficult, and Shambles would never understand - never grasp why it was so difficult for Knock to come to terms with their relationship.
"Is it Albion?"
"No."
"You can tell me if it is."
"It's not."
"I know you still have feelings for him."
Shambles drew a smile of acceptance and regret. He knew of Knock's love for Albion. He only hoped one day he would be able to draw on the same love himself.
"It's not that."
Knock turned from the window to meet Shambles eyes. His hand reached up to stroke his face, caressing his cheeks whilst maintaining sensual eye contact.
Knock pulled at Shambles hair, tugging him towards him in glorious embrace. Their tongues met in furious passion and Shambles penis erupted into upstanding salute.
It wasn't long before Knock grabbed at Shambles' crotch, tugging at his fly, leaving Shambles to moan in quiet ecstasy.
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck" he repeated as Knock sank to his knees. Knock looked upwards to see Shambles' quivering above him and in one fast and swift movement, took every inch of Shambles into his wet mouth.
"Unggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" moaned Shambles again.
Knock proceeded to blow at his boyfriend and it wasn't long before Shambles arched his back and distributed a warm sticky mess in Knock's mouth. Knock swallowed with a smile as he always did and got back on his feet to kiss Shambles, returning the leftovers of the delivery he had just received.
The two cuddled together, Shambles with his trousers still round his ankles. The sun in the distance fluttered its last golden act and the pitter-patter of light rain could be heard on the roof. All was calm.













GOD DAMN I AM HARD.

 

[Raasyvibe]

edit ^^

RLP, please read thread titles before you post. Far as I'm aware this is not a thread for horror stories.
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Never saw the point of written erotica when you can just watch it. Personally I find it weird and disturbing sharing an author's fictional fantasy.

Enjoy written erotica? Enjoy writing erotica? Put some good stories up in here.

In the days of 56k modems I got my kicks from

Oh c'mon, even in the 56k days (When you were a lil kiddie and shouldn't even have been watching porn at all) you could download a decent enough vid off kazaa in an hour. JPEG's would also download very quickly.


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[Albion]

RLP that is hysterical.

Knock swallowed with a smile as he always did

50 shades of bluelight.

 

[Pagey]

RLP that made my night. Thank you so much

I like:

Shambles penis erupted into upstanding salute.

Brilliant.

 

[Albion]

edit ^^

RLP, please read thread titles before you post. Far as I'm aware this is not a thread for horror stories.
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Never saw the point of written erotica when you can just watch it. Personally I find it weird and disturbing sharing an author's fictional fantasy.



Oh c'mon, even in the 56k days (When you were a lil kiddie and shouldn't even have been watching porn at all) you could download a decent enough vid off kazaa in an hour. JPEG's would also download very quickly.


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Pictures were alright. Videos took too long to download. Things progressed much farther and smoother in my mind as I read stories than download bars ever did in that era.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

even pictures used to download horizontally block by block, depending on thefile size, my god how far have we come (ahem). You can now get a whole HD movie in the time it used to take to d/l a large bitmap picture.

Thats brilliant RLP, Im glad i wasnt named in the narrative, Id have been offended.

 

[RLP]

Oh I don't know, there may be more yet.

 

[masaz]

Many many moons ago my then girlfriend and I had a go at writing erotica. Bear in mind we were 17 at the time so a lot of it was nonsensical, gross, and involved many of our close friends. If I can be arsed to edit out real names and places and stuff I might post it. We'd totally forgotten about it until earlier this year when one of the aforementioned people must have googled her own name and somehow found it online. Fuck knows how, she must have really been on one because when I googled her name to try find it, I had to wade through maybe twenty pages of results and still couldn't find it til I got given the link. She text my ex about it thinking it was a mutual friend of ours who wrote it, but it wasn't

I'd feel bad, but she's a dick and it was hilarious.

Have recently been debating writing it for realsies with the same woman and actually publishing it under an awful pseudonym, apparently it's quite the money spinner.

edit: Oh god RLP that's amazing. Agree with Pagey, 'Shambles penis erupted into upstanding salute' is definitely a winner there