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The drug bullshit thread

mickeyfinn79

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What are your best bullshit drug stories that you have heard over the year's?????

(I can't take full credit for this thread I got the idea from someone else;))
 
The bullshit story that school told me that ecstasy is in no way fun! Just death in a pill.
 
When I was at school some cunt from the police came round and told me ecstasy would boil my blood and kill me horribly. Put me off 'em for four years or so.
 
What are your best bullshit drug stories that you have heard over the year's?????

Ha, ace thread ;)

See the last couple of pages of the "Vive La Soapbar" thread for some good bullshit stories for starters.

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some cunt from the police came round and told me ecstasy would boil my blood and kill me horribly.

really??? what year was this?
 
I have pages of a meth heads posts from PR (saved as priceless) - they were open to public reading so not private, cut copy paste?

Taking 5 pills in one month = SS FACT!

Taking more than two pills a night doesn't work - FACT

If your high on MDMA and stroke your cat, it gets high from your sweat.

If you were eating chewing gum when at a rave and then later swallow that gum, brings your roll back up as the MDMA gets stuck in it.

They put glass in your pills, because it cuts your throat and the MDMA gets into your blood quicker - FACT!

My dealer has Heroin / LSD / Cocaine / Mescaline 'based/ pills because active ingredients like that are so cheap to use.
 
This is a joke thread so please do not take any of this seriously and the comments are not mine, and are purely for fun.

- this has now been proven scientifically to make your roll last for up to 5 days!!) is simply listen to LOUD music, continuously.

- PS- You will probably not roll from any pill for longer than 30 mins, if you aren't listening to music.

-I recommend rolling once every 2 weeks. If you abstain longer than this, then your depression could return. Yes, mdma cures depression. I dont care what anyone else says. I lived it

- those who have NEVER done MDMA are at the HIGHEST risk for Parkinson's.
 
The bullshit story that school told me that ecstasy is in no way fun! Just death in a pill.

THIS.

After discovering how untrue and deceitful that lie they spread was I didn't believe any goverment drug info again. they shot themselves in the foot majorly with that
 
Pffft. Y'all kiddies should've seen the 80s anti-smack ads for sheer advertising genius. One of these ads was genuinely the reason I wanted to become a heroin addict. Yes - wanted to. PinkP knows the score <3

80s "Heroin Screws You Up" ad campaign

<3

EDIT: Ha! I saw the title and presumed it was all of the ads collected in one. Nup. Is but an entire 80s ad break that just happens to feature one of those scag ads. Doh! :D
 
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The latest one i heard was cooking ket (powder) in a microwave stops it recrystallizing in your liver 8)
 
my opinion in red (all tongue in cheek)

mushrooms cost £5-£10 and are available all year round most places and are all liberty caps unless you live in the countryside shrooms are barely ever about and even then it's seasonal, grrrr

tabs of acid are commonplace I started taking drugs from 2000 onwards and barely came across any acid and even then it was ususally you had to buy liquid

solvents come under the banner of drugs - alcohol does not anything psychoactive with a potential for recreation is a drug, yes even natural stuff like 3meo pcp

caffeine obviously does not - don't be ridiculous - at least the Jehaovahs Witnesses are consistent in refusing caffeiene, wonder if thats what their rebellious teens do


if you try heroin a week later you will be ODing in a council flat with AIDs unlikely, but you might a few years later, heroin and crack have a lot of stigma for a reason

acid and mushrooms are the only hallucinogens tbf you can't expect year 9s to learn all of PHIKAL and TIKHAL in an hours lesson

speed and coke can cause aggression (obviously not a problem with alcohol) alcohol is THE most judgement imparing drug imo

drugs can cause erectile dysfunction yes or you can have wild animalistic exhilirating fucking for hours and hours

crack will destroy your life ok fair enough, look at james brown and Shabba D, both well known cunts, now their lives are more pathetic still


ecstacy may well kill you, if you are lucky to escape this fate you will feel friendly and energetic - you will very probably have a profoundly beautiful innocent experience of feeling unity with those around you and be able to express love unfettered by stupid social norms and you may even have basic philosophical realisations about what is important in life ie not wage slaery and greed


it may be hard to sleep after taking speed this is called getting your moneys worth

solvents are a crap high and very dangerous sniffing glue opens you mind and frees you from social constructs giving lasting inner peace, er no, they got that one right


when anything is legalised it is no longer morally wrong: you used to go to hell for fucking young men, now its a right of ritual to prepare people for goverment, times change.
 
cant forget the classic, speckled pills having heroin inside

That whole 'smaky pills' thing used to get on 'ooter, IME if you sit on your backside after taking Ecstasy you may well end up not wanting to get up. Over and over again I'd be fine jumpin about and others would be lying about moaning about the contents of the pills.

Apart from the idea that people would cut pill with heroin being ridiculous, I'm guessing the oral availability of heroin ain't great.

When the original eastern block MDA snowballs hit where I was many insisted they were cut with horse tranquilizer, at the time I hadn't really come across Ketamine at that time but the pills were clearly just a very high dose of very trippy E, which I later learned was MDA.
 
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