my opinion in red (all tongue in cheek)
mushrooms cost £5-£10 and are available all year round most places and are all liberty caps unless you live in the countryside shrooms are barely ever about and even then it's seasonal, grrrr
tabs of acid are commonplace I started taking drugs from 2000 onwards and barely came across any acid and even then it was ususally you had to buy liquid
solvents come under the banner of drugs - alcohol does not anything psychoactive with a potential for recreation is a drug, yes even natural stuff like 3meo pcp
caffeine obviously does not - don't be ridiculous - at least the Jehaovahs Witnesses are consistent in refusing caffeiene, wonder if thats what their rebellious teens do
if you try heroin a week later you will be ODing in a council flat with AIDs unlikely, but you might a few years later, heroin and crack have a lot of stigma for a reason
acid and mushrooms are the only hallucinogens tbf you can't expect year 9s to learn all of PHIKAL and TIKHAL in an hours lesson
speed and coke can cause aggression (obviously not a problem with alcohol) alcohol is THE most judgement imparing drug imo
drugs can cause erectile dysfunction yes or you can have wild animalistic exhilirating fucking for hours and hours
crack will destroy your life ok fair enough, look at james brown and Shabba D, both well known cunts, now their lives are more pathetic still
ecstacy may well kill you, if you are lucky to escape this fate you will feel friendly and energetic - you will very probably have a profoundly beautiful innocent experience of feeling unity with those around you and be able to express love unfettered by stupid social norms and you may even have basic philosophical realisations about what is important in life ie not wage slaery and greed
it may be hard to sleep after taking speed this is called getting your moneys worth
solvents are a crap high and very dangerous sniffing glue opens you mind and frees you from social constructs giving lasting inner peace, er no, they got that one right
when anything is legalised it is no longer morally wrong: you used to go to hell for fucking young men, now its a right of ritual to prepare people for goverment, times change.