What are you wearing? we used to have one of these....

[jancrow]

Proper lame internet navel-gazing bollocks. But today I am wearing black 501s, white air force ones, a red 1980s tiger print fiorucci long sleeve t shirt with weird half length sleeves, a thick grey cable knit v neck jumper, a very old biker jacket and marks and sparks underpants.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

been saving this one up for long jancrow?

 

[Allein]

Oily jeans, Oily T-Shirt, Oily scuffy tracker top....another day in the garage

 

[swampdragon]

Red Screamadelica t-shirt and blue capri jeans.. good gardening outfit. :D

 

[jollypecker]

comfy but decent levis no holes yet lol plain tee , black n purple adidas zip top black y3 sprints

 

[Ceres]

mostly toads

 

[Shambles]

You have much nicer tits than I'd previously thought, Ceres

 

[swampdragon]

....is that toad porn?

 

[Shambles]

Genki-Genki

NSFW:

 

[Allein]

....is that toad porn?

Surely that would be toads fucking ? that there is clearly a young lady having a toad bath:D

Your pic isnt working Shambles

 

[swampdragon]

Genki-Genki

...

Did I mention I'm quite squeamish when it comes to bugs? Especially vagina bugs.

 

[Shambles]

^ You do surprise me. You seemed the fannybugfan type. More of a toadgal? Fannyfish, perhaps? Shittersquids, maybe? Octopussy?

Your pic isnt working Shambles

Tis for me. I could describe it for you if you like? Thought you would...

It's a pic of a lady and another lady enjoying a special cuddle. They have a pair of eels in both sets of downstairs accomodation. A thing of beauty for the world to behold

 

[Ceres]

it isnt working for me either, i was wondering if its the one with the speculum inserted and litle baby terrapins wandering down it. or is it cockroaches.

 

[swampdragon]

^ You do surprise me. You seemed the fannybugfan type. More of a toadgal? Fannyfish, perhaps? Shittersquids, maybe? Octopussy?

Yeah, I'm all about them octopuses.

It's a pic of a lady and another lady enjoying a special cuddle. They have a pair of eels in both sets of downstairs accomodation. A thing of beauty for the world to behold

Ever thought about writing erotic fiction?

 

[Shambles]

^ Truly I am the master of all erotic fiction from reader's wives hedgepr0n to classy stuff about bumsex wiv corpses

it isnt working for me either, i was wondering if its the one with the speculum inserted and litle baby terrapins wandering down it. or is it cockroaches.

Working now?

 

[Allein]

Nope, I could cut and paste the link but your description was quite enough for me, I've lived a very sheltered life

 

[Tangerine Dream]

2 odd socks one with a hole in... blue slim fit jeans, white riverisland tee shirt with some weird print on, years old. Classy

 

[Ceres]

^ Truly I am the master of all erotic fiction from reader's wives hedgepr0n to classy stuff about bumsex wiv corpses

Working now?

they dont allow offsite links

NSFW:

I WAS RIGHT, IT IS TERRAPINS!

 

[Shambles]

Hahahahahahahahha! Never seen the terrapins one before

Appears to be a very Japanese take on the ol' classic "Kilroy Woz 'Ere" loop. The one someone (quite possibly Ceres) posted pix of in the pix thread a while back featuring white mice and a three-foot perspex tube. Was one of the first pr0n vids I ever saw. Who says being exposed to "extreme pornography" at a young age does permanent damage? 8)

In wearing stuff news, am wearing tatty once-cream coloured slippers (with a variety of grubby stains) a pair of blue joggers/jammy bottom thingies and a blue t-shirt so old and knackered the left arm-hole seam has split all the way from "cuff" to mid-belly. Pure class me

 

[badandwicked]

Eels in knickers was a theme in a book I just read, Waterland by Graham Swift.

I am mostly wearing black (faded to greyish) straight leg jeans, black vest top and baggy blue scoop neck jumper. I have a hairband on my wrist and stripey socks on my feet. Need to get comfy, might put my joggers on but should really shower first and i'm feeling lazy.