What do you drive?

[Super Ted]

I need inpiration for a new car.

(No automobile cock sizing please)

 

[Albion]

My mum's car when I'm insured. With her inside. Provisional licence init.

But a bit greener.

 

[missing old pills]

44 tonne 420hp r series Scania articulated lorry

 

[Marmalade]

44 tonne 420hp r series Scania articulated lorry

ok, but how long's your penis? ;p


I drive this, same colour, pic not mine

 

[Mailmonkey]

Sweet ride mate

 

[missing old pills]

ok, but how long's your penis? ;p

Well I don't go on about it but I don't need to get up out of bed to have a piss in the morning

 

[Albion]

It's no police car

ahahah MOP!

 

[Mailmonkey]

 

[missing old pills]

It's no police car

ahahah MOP!

24 hours bud

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Well I don't go on about it but I don't need to get up out of bed to have a piss in the morning

Catheter?

 

[missing old pills]

I'm sure that was flashing behind me the other day as I blocked the a roads in Devon the other day

 

[missing old pills]

Catheter?

Doh!

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I drive a silver car.

No more detail, they are watching.

 

[missing old pills]

THEY are always watching

 

[Albion]

Catheter?

That would be a great name for a girl if it weren't already used for what it is.

So would be Chlamydia for posh girls.

 

[missing old pills]

That would be a great name for a girl if it weren't already used for what it is.

So would be Chlamydia for posh girls.

Especially if they had a lisp and a brace

No offence intended anyone I've got bits off two finger missing, feel free to call me stumpy at any time

 

[maxalfie]

The only thing that I drive is other people fucking crazy with my antics.

 

[knock]

Best car I ever had was a 1995 Volvo 740 Estate 2.0 Turbo. They run and run until they fall to bits then they are crushed into a small cube.

 

[missing old pills]

Best car I ever had was a 1995 Volvo 740 Estate 2.0 Turbo. They run and run until they fall to bits then they are crushed into a small cube.

Do they still drive when they're a cube?

 

[knock]

No but you can roll them down a hill!