Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

[jancrow]

Q: Who's the sleepiest Hollywood Movie Star?

A: Cameron Diaz.

 

[debaser]

Q: What's the sleepiest episode of the Star Wars films?

A: Episode 2 - Attack of the Klons

 

[jancrow]

Q: What's the sleepiest car in the world?

A: The Mercedes Benzo.

 

[Cornishman]

Q: What is the worlds most addictive volcano?

A: Crack-atoa.

 

[Don Luigi]

Q: Who are the laziest bunch of genocidal maniacs in the world?

A: The Ganjaweed.

 

[Disco Doctor]

Q: Who was the less effective bully from the Back To The Future series?

A: Spliff Tannen

Q: In which film did Macaulay Culkin attempt to foil some burglars with RCs, buggery and faeces?

A: Homo A-Drone Poo

 

[monstanoodle]

Q: Why did the pot-head tie himself to the bed?

A: So he didn't get too high
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Q: What does it take to turn you into the "almighty" God?

A: Too much Amphetamine

 

[Cornishman]

^^ I thought they had to be drug related pun jokes?

 

[tambourine-man]

Q. What's the name of MI5's least effective agent?

A. James Bong.

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Q. How does Brandon Block like his eggs in the morning?

A. Roached.

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Q. What do you call a man who enjoys dosing women with rohypnol, raping them while incapacitated and then later denying it?

A. John Leslie. Shit...!!!

 

[Disco Doctor]

Q: Which popular Barry Manilow number chronicled his love of MDMA?

A: What was I talking about again?

 

[monstanoodle]

Q. What do you call a man who enjoys dosing women with rohypnol, raping them while incapacitated and then later denying it?

A. John Leslie. Shit...!!!

Daaayyyyyyym

 

[The RZA]

Q. What do you call a man who enjoys dosing women with rohypnol, raping them while incapacitated and then later denying it?

A. John Leslie. Shit...!!!

heh heh heh....

 

[jancrow]

Q: Who was the sweatiest ex-Labour leader to die this week?

A: Michael Phet

 

[Cornishman]

 

[Don Luigi]

Man, his face would do untold things to me if I was tripping.

 

[captain codshit]

Amy Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.

She says to him, what do you do?

He replies Top Gear.

She says fucking brilliant ill have 2grams

 

[harryhoofter]

Amy Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.

She says to him, what do you do?

He replies Top Gear.

She says fucking brilliant ill have 2grams

Best one so far, hahaha.Nice.

 

[cletus]

My wife hates the fact that I smoke Class A drugs after sex.

I told her it's not my crack that stinks the room out.

 

[Busty St Clare]

Did you hear about the man who was jailed in Dubai?

He tried to bum a cigarette.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

What do you call someone who stays up for 14 days straight?

A two-weeker