the golden nangs - 2004 winners

[onetwothreefour]

finally, the results are in. after heavy deliberation, not nearly enough sexual favours, and apathy that might warrant an investigation had anyone cared enough, it seems that the votes have been counted (and to all of you who bribed me, your asks were considered in an extremely favourable fashion. oh, i jest ).

anyway, here we go:

best bluelight event
1st: 4 votes - shal and backo's sublime meetup
2nd: 3 votes - perth science fiction meetup
3rd (tied): 2 votes - hijinx's last dance celebration
3rd (tied): 2 votes - terrific tuesday in late october


best signature
1st: 5 votes - gillywin - "knife tits wanna fork? we can spoon after"
2nd: 4 votes - pop popavich - "We are all the people our parents warned us about"
3rd: 3.5 votes - bass baby bass - "a good friend comes and visits you in jail. a true friend is sitting there beside you, saying "damn, we fucked up""


best dancer
1st: 4 votes - macksta
2nd (tied): 2 votes - dante
2nd (tied): 2 votes - mirage


best dressed bluelighter
1st: 4 votes - unsquare
2nd: 3 votes - hijinx
3rd: 2 votes - raz


best quote whilst out
1st: 6.333 votes - eze451 after being quiet for about 30 mintues, then just bursts out laughing and says to dandy "hahaha.. i can't believe you nearly died!"
2nd: 4 votes - Chaos Butterfly on the bluelight snow trip - "It's not about the PLUR. It's all about the hardcore arse fucking"
3rd: 2 votes - nickthecheese and Chaos Butterfly on the bluelight snow trip, when talking about skiing the day after tripping, they both burst into song - "I'm skiing on fractals, woah!" (to the tune of "I'm walkin' on sunshine").


best overall thread or contribution to a thread
1st: 4 votes - unsquare - "what are you drinking?" - http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthre...threadid=105233
2nd (tied): 3 votes - breakabeat - "bluelighter you would most like to punch in the face" - http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthre...threadid=161729
2nd (tied): 3 votes - "What Made You Smile Today" - http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthre...id=150896&r=636
2nd (tied): 3 votes - "the official off-topic thread" - http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthre...d=166795&r=1152
2nd (tied): 3 votes - "the abortion thread" - http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthre...hlight=abortion


best contribution to australian social
1st: 7.5 votes - onetwothreefour
2nd: 4.5 votes - muzby
3rd: 2 votes - up all night


best contribution to australian drug discussion
1st: 5 votes - bigtrancer
2nd: 3 votes - cowboy_mac
3rd (tied): 2 votes - phase_dancer
3rd (tied): 2 votes - dr platypus


biggest australian social post-whore
1st: 13.5 votes - keystroke
2nd: 2.5 votes - eloise
3rd: 2 votes - muzby


biggest shit-talker
1st: 8 votes - wazza
2nd: 3 votes - nickyj
3rd (tied): 2 votes - unsquare
3rd (tied): 2 votes - preacha


safest bluelighter
1st: 5 votes - preacha
2nd: 4 votes - anna!
3rd: 2 votes - pleonastic


most jaded bluelighter
1st (tied): 5 votes - pleonastic
1st (tied): 5 votes - moebro
3rd (tied): 2 votes - munchee
3rd (tied): 2 votes - nezo


most comedically gifted bluelighter
1st: 4 votes - muzby
2nd (tied): 3 votes - diegoblunt
2nd (tied): 3 votes - kemicalburn


most open-minded bluelighter
1st: 4 votes - strawberry_lovemuffin
2nd: 3 votes - mazdan
3rd (tied): 2 votes - katmeow
3rd (tied): 2 votes - raz
3rd (tied): 2 votes - eloise


most khandied bluelighter
1st: 13 votes - child-0f-the-beat
2nd (tied): 2 votes - raz
2nd (tied): 2 votes - evil calvin



most khandied bluelighter
1st: 13 votes - child-0f-the-beat
2nd (tied): 2 votes - raz
2nd (tied): 2 votes - evil calvin


hottest girl
1st: 5 votes - gillywin
2nd: 4 votes - up all night
3rd: 3 votes - blossom


hottest guy
1st (tied): 3 votes - shnouzerpuff
1st (tied): 3 votes - onetwothreefour
1st (tied): 3 votes - eloise


best avatar
1st (tied): 2 votes - apollo (face)
1st (tied): 2 votes - onetwothreefour (suicide)
1st (tied): 2 votes - diegoblunt (simpsons)

 

[onetwothreefour]

i'll add ny own thoughts later when sober but yeah. cool. you fuckers vote funny

 

[Raz]

I didn't win shit. Goddamm Aus Social motherfuckers.

 

[Killing_time]

best bluelight event
1st: 4 votes - shal and backo's sublime meetup
2nd: 3 votes - perth science fiction meetup

BOOOOO
I demand a recount!
Something fishy is goin' on here... on sorry that's a cat.

Well done to all those [fuckers] who won.
PEACE

 

[preacha]

since the strongest drug i've ever had is pot, me winning safest bl'er is obvious.

still, thanks to those 5 people

and knowing that unsquare is at the same shit talking ranking as me makes me feel warm inside

btw, is that most jaded thing legit?

 

[Raz]

Actually I must agree that shal and backo's sublime whatsit was the fucking bomb....compared only to muzby and popavich's random sydney visit which technically is a 2005 event. Someone remind me when it comes time for voting at the end of the year...

 

[ashaman]

what about the bowling event in melbourne that only 2 BLers went? that must be in there somewhere

 

[NickyJ]

Looks like I've got a lot more shit speaking to do this year. I hope you're all looking forward to it:D

 

[sux to be u]

the 'shit talker' thing is for the person hardest to shut up talking (in real life). You'll never beat wazza. I don't think anyone could *EVER*

Also by the looks of things, only 15 people sent votes in at maximum. *laughs*

 

[preacha]

^^ haha, i noticed that

 

[nezo]

er.. the 'fuck plur it's all about the hardcore ass fucking' is a quote that our own dear Shadow came up with in 2002. Chaos didn't come up with it!

 

[keystroke]

13.5 votes for biggest postwhore? :D


I got 9000 posts since February, so I guess it's true

 

[eloise]

it's hard being this sexy

 

[KemicalBurn]

damn i wanted that signature award more than anything

Best 2nd with DB in comedic is a very nice constellation :D

oh We aint got a barrel of money...

 

[XcentriX]

wicked score to all winners!!

but I have to say after kicking of my 2005 year by meeting

muzby,
popavich,
keystroke,
UnSquare,
smileyfish,
pl4yer0ne,
rossmig
and
Rav..

I'm sure this year will have a few close calls for best bluelight event 2005!

 

[ozbreaker]

Best 2nd with DB in comedic is a very nice constellation :D

I prefer Orion..

 

[Chaos Butterfly]

er.. the 'fuck plur it's all about the hardcore ass fucking' is a quote that our own dear Shadow came up with in 2002. Chaos didn't come up with it!

I know this. In fact when I said it, I specified that it was a 'Bluelight quote of yore' maybe not in exactly those words... but hey... we were all fucked up and I don't think anyone remembered that I qualified that quote

CB

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

*takes a bow*

"Most Open-minded Bluelighter" again! Thanks guys!

K, I'm off to surf Bolivian She-Male porn while fisting a frozen chicken.

 

[ozbreaker]

^^ We need pictures!!!!

 

[keystroke]

^ who wants pictures? I just called the Costume rental place and I've ordered one 6 foot chicken suit