Miscellaneous Rants (part IV! tee hee hee... oh no, part VI)

The part V thread hit capacity, so here begins the latest rants thread yay!

First up is a simple one today- if we have just spoken on the phone, and you are aware that I'm female, don't fucking send me a follow-up email/fax and spell my name JOE! That's a boy's name dude, and I don't fucking have chest hair!

I'd also like to quote these few guidelines I posted in this post for post-christmas sales shoppers, because a lot of these fuckers seem to be following me around in the city lately

[1] keep to the left. it's simple enough for you to do on the road, why can't you apply it to a supermarket aisle as well?

[2] further to [1] if you are a large group, say a family with numerous children, or a group of giggling 14 yr olds please realise that when you walk 6 abreast, there is no room for other shoppers who might like to overtake you because you're moving so fucking slowly. i suggest you stagger your group, three groups of two works well, you have someone to listen to your inane chat, but there is also room for me to get the fuck away from you.

[3] if you see something exciting, or have lost your child/boyfriend/mother-in-law and need to stop to investigate, or have to stop and answer your mobile phone, refer to rule [1]. if you stop in the middle of the aisle i will push you out of my way, and you may possibly end up on the floor.

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So children, what's bugging you today? RANT ON!!

I keep losing My shirts!
I lost my fucking lonsdale shirt!
i checked everywhere!
its brand new, i bought it a few weeks ago, and i dont know where the hell it is.

grr, foul play is afoot

WTF the fuck is up with randoms (particularly from russia) adding me to their livejournal friend's list. I've never known anyone on my own friend's list to get as many random weirdos commenting/adding them. My entries aren't even public, so I have no idea why someone who doesn't even know me would want to put me on their list.

Freaks.

I hate stupid companies that won't give proper contact information- on their websites they only have an email address or a form to fill out and they'll contact you, or they only list one generic phone number and re-route calls from there.

If I want to talk to your head office I'd like to be able to just call your head office!

I understand all this is to stop people like me who work for companies like mine from cold calling and giving people the shits, but it's still bloody annoying!

School girls on holidays.

Do you like, have like, on your like, mobile /i pod/ camera/ make up compact/ like/ mirror/ lip gloss/ organiser/ IM/ key ring/ gps a like, fucking theosaurus?

And no, I don't like want to buy you some ciggies and/or like, some beers.








And will soeone please tell you that a good french manicure is far sexier than chipped, black nail polish.

End old man rant

^ You did it for a blowjob though right?
(dirty old man)

maxload said:

And will soeone please tell you that a good french manicure is far sexier than chipped, black nail polish.

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I lubs you.

:D

Hey, you ought to hang around Spring racing carnival festivities in Melbourne, then you get them all asking you to buy them a ticket and/or beer if they managed to get in. Hell no, hoes!

I woulda done it just for a grope

I hate it when young girls talk "myspace" on public transport and as they leave and do the whole hug hug kiss kiss thing, their parting Goodbye is "i'll comment you, don't forget to comment me".

You've got to get yourself out of Perth.

On the few occasions I've been asked to purchase smokes/ alcohol for the under-ages, I've always done it!

After-all, I had an awesome run as a teenager :D. 9/10 success rate!

my rant

the way society is playing the victim card and passing blame to others without taking responsibility for their own actions

* bemoaning the lack of help programs for the drug addicted
* crying that non-profit organisations aren't informing people that sex-on-premises establishments may contain people less scrupulous than the norm; throwing disregard to the safety of others if it infringes on their own enjoyment
* females whining about the lack of men willing to treat them with respect, whilst wearing tshirts with 'pornstar' and 'my boyfriend thinks i'm at home' emblazoned across their A-cup tits. i once heard someone say that the female body isn't a smart bomb, obviously some collateral damage will be dealt.
* minorities of the world continuing to shun their racial stereotype whilst simultaneously enforcing it, then blaming it on socioeconomic factors. that trick only works for 2 generations, after which it's just useless.

everyday i hear people at work and overhearing conversations while sitting by myself at lunch about people's faults and finding any scapegoat available rather than place the blame on themselves.

just fucking slit your wrists already
just overdose
just commit genocide
because my chicken sandwich from 'wellbeing' does not taste as good when i'm surrounded by all of you

end rant

^ Maybe you should blame yourself for your lack of tolerance, as opposed to the people bothering you? :D

i seem to do an awesome job at tolerating how stupid the majority of this board are (besides you, of course, even though you have some fucking skewed views on life)

^ Oi! They're totally innovative!

Nope, they're fucking skewed.

I never thought i'd agree with preacha but for fucksake people, if you're not happy with life, do something about it. Do I need to re-post instructions on Cutting?

^ Well would you also agree that Preacha was referring to you as one of the stupid majority?

[sorry, but you *did* ask for that one :D]

I don't disagree with him in the slightest on that point. I dumb myself down and don't post as properly and maturally as I should/would/could on this forum. But I don't currently see the immediate need to unless I see something that purely interests me rather than random craziness

FaTz said:

I don't disagree with him in the slightest on that point. I dumb myself down and don't post as properly and maturally as I should/would/could on this forum. But I don't currently see the immediate need to unless I see something that purely interests me rather than random craziness

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+1 to that

European Prostitutes And To A Lesser Extent Prostitutes in General

Why do they always give me the evil eye when I ask if they would mind being punched in the face? Lighten up bitches!

The Decline of the Intelligent Human

A recent study commissioned by the German Institute for Social Harmonics concluded that the average person is now 23 percent stupider than they were in 1987. If you don't believe me, select any thread at random on this board and begin reading. Warning: may induce vomiting.