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Absolutely kalabonga! Not only have i mastered the art of creating the perfect homemade flesh light, but additionally my toes are now so muscly; when clenched, they tear through my socks to expose my pride and joy; my £5000 diamond toe ring.
 
This is always the reaction whenever i mention my prized toe-ring. I know it may seem like a lot of money, but its a real conversation started when people wonder what sort of cunt spends that amount on a toe ring. A swift back hand leaves them dazed on the floor; eye level with the toe-ring. I twitch my toes so that the diamond glimmers. Now then fellas; that is why one spends so much on a toe-ring.
 
It was actually a gift from R-Kelly when i DJ'd at his vegan BBQ. I think it must contain some of his essence, because ive now become irresistible to women. I just elegantly raise my leg into the air and whisper the lyrics to 'ignition' to them and ive any women of my picking.

Donno what your beef with kalabonga is man. Stub your toe? "Oh un-bloody-kalabonga!" Execute the perfect cartwheel "oh righteaously kalabonga" A very versatile word indeed!
 
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