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Your smoking "ritual"

capstone said:
1. Procure pot.
2. break up and sort seeds/stems out
3. Take a shot of Jack Daniels
4. Put cleaned pot in bowl or joint
5. Ticka-ticka-BOO!
6. Fire up pot, enjoy.
7. Pack another, and don't stop until its time to go to sleep.
8. Upon waking up, repeat as desired.
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Umm...can you explain step 5?
 
I always smoke at around 9 or 10 PM, depending on what time my parents are getting home, and if I have school the next day. I'm always alone, in my room.

I have a pair of South Park pajama pants that I love wearing while smoking, because they're warm and comfortable. Or it's the Simpsons pajama pants.

I take my water bottle bong (I know, I'm so high tech), and smoke about .25 grams. I then go under my covers and on my laptop. The feeling I get is really cool. I always think, 'wow, I'm under the covers on my computer. It's like my own world. Nobody can come in here, and I can just stay here and watch videos.'

Then I'll drink the bong water. Every night, I drink the bong water. The reason is that I hide my bong in my drawers under some clothes, so I have to dispose of it somehow. The only option is to drink it. But, the water has only been in there for one session, so it doesn't taste that bad.

Then I generally pass out.

Sad, isn't it?
 
Raw Evil said:
Me too :S

How could anyone do that? *dry heave*
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I hope he is a troll or is using sarcasm or something. I'm going to try to help a bit if I can.

3 Great Ideas For Bong water:

1. Get a houseplant in your room and water it with bong water.

2. Poor bong water into empty sports bottle that hasn't been converted to bong. Hopefully your parents aren't tasting all your sports bottles in a search for bong water.

3. I'm assuming you have a window in your room right? Dump it out the fucking window.
 
weekend addiction said:
I hope he is a troll or is using sarcasm or something. I'm going to try to help a bit if I can.

3 Great Ideas For Bong water:

1. Get a houseplant in your room and water it with bong water.

2. Poor bong water into empty sports bottle that hasn't been converted to bong. Hopefully your parents aren't tasting all your sports bottles in a search for bong water.

3. I'm assuming you have a window in your room right? Dump it out the fucking window.
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I'm actually not joking. I am 100% serious. It's not as bad as you think, though. I drink it after every session, so it's pretty fresh.
 
hahahahah. The bong water convo is great. Thats how stoners become men. Ill add number four

4. walk to the bathroom and pour bong water into toilet, then flush.


Although i could definitely see myself trapped in a room super high with gnarly cotton mouth eyein the bong and thinking "I only smoked a little..."
 
semigenius said:
The reason is that I hide my bong in my drawers under some clothes, so I have to dispose of it somehow
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That reminded me of when i was in highschool and had to hide my shit super good. I found a great spot that might help you.

Im assuming your clothes are in a dresser, try pulling the bottom drawer all the way out, usually theres a lot of room underneath where you can hide shit and if the drawer doesnt go all the way to the back you can stand shit up. I could stand my 2 footer up if i pulled the bottom drawer out and put the bong as far back as it could go.
 
ech0s85 said:
That reminded me of when i was in highschool and had to hide my shit super good. I found a great spot that might help you.

Im assuming your clothes are in a dresser, try pulling the bottom drawer all the way out, usually theres a lot of room underneath where you can hide shit and if the drawer doesnt go all the way to the back you can stand shit up. I could stand my 2 footer up if i pulled the bottom drawer out and put the bong as far back as it could go.
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I have never had to hide shit. But the best place to hide shit would be anywhere but your room.

Best spot I've thought of: Pull down your shower curtain and take off the end cap and you can fit shit inside it.
 
weekend addiction said:
How much water do you think actually gets inside the shower rod? When I take a shower water never even gets near the rod. Maybe your shower is different than mine.
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Yeah but the humidity and the steam in the room will get in...it gets everywhere after a bath or shower and the weed will start to go mouldy I imagine.

As for the person drinking bong water every night...that's just a horrible thought.
Eating a roach to get as high as possible is ok, just bomb it with a glass of water. But drinking the bong water?? Even just sniffing the top of the bong after its been used makes me gag....
 
Smoking at home really as no more ritual than smoking cigarettes. I smoke when and where I want to in my own home.
With friends, its usually if they are hanging out after work. That is about it.
Like I said, really no different than cigarettes with me.
 
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