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I searched but didnt find anything but if theres another thread like this do what you gotta do wit it.

Anyways, everybody had times where some straight hilarious shit came out of being fucked up. whatever you were on, maybe just drunk, but theres some that are for the books, you look back like 5 years later and still laugh out loud just thinking about it.

Remembring a trip i had with my best friend at the time way back when i was 14 cracked me up today...

I had tripped a couple times before and wasnt new to drugs at that time and i got a 10 strip.

Anyways, both of us ate a tab of some real potent shit, none of this ''gotta eat 2 or 3 tabs to really feel a serious intense trip'' crap.

We were peaking and for some reason we decided to arm wrestle.

So were layin there, hand to hand, for what seemed like fuckin hours just dead locked neither one of us winning.

But then all of a sudden i realized, that the reason it was so hard for either of us to get out of the tie was cuz we were a ying-yang, and we were just the 2 different sides of the same ying yang, and i COULDNT beat her, cuz we were the SAME PERSON.

so i busted out laughing and all my strength just disappeared once i realized this, like my brain could not make my arm fight anymore because it was like arm wrestling myself. so she won, but i didnt count it as a win beacuse "the red ying yang cant beat the blue ying yang, were just different colors, but were the same thing." LMAO.

Weve all heard about peoples funny trips and shit before but you aint gotta type out a whole report of how it all went down that night, just your favorite funniest moments of all the times you been fucked up that you still remember to this day.
 
being convinced i was satan during a week-long crystal and ice binge
i even ENJOYED being satan......was sadistically chuckling over the infiltration of my evil thru the ppl's souls
i then started writing a letter to my henchmen instructing them to cast evil upon my dad to make him eat poison and die (i wasnt too friendly wiv dad back then.....)
i realised in the middle of the note that i was writing it as a suicide note to those henchmen and i was going to die in hell cos i was getting too old and tired to continue running the joint, i was to try and fight god who i knew wud annihilate me
i planned this all to the smallest detail, then cudnt find god so i shook off the idea of my eternal devil's reign in hell ending.......and smoked more ice instead, and was so twacked i cudnt hold the pen or remember my suicide note, and had sumhow bn born again as jesus......pure and enlightened
funny how it comes back so clearly aftawards, these moments, no matter how truly fucked up u get at the time
 
A gúy i went to school with was inhaling butane in one of my friends appartments.

The guy sucks the tank dry, smacks his head down on the edge of an open cupboard only to wake up 5 mins later, look in the mirror and start screaming "who punched me? im gonna fuck their moms" in a broken chechynan-danish accent.

But this guy seriously halucinated off this stuff, i also once saw him drinking cologne and stripping naked to fuck a pillow on my roommates bed.
 
my frist time on shrooms i was peeing on everything because i was a warewolf and they pee on stuff just like there cousin the dog.:\
 
taking acid.
man all the times ive had acid it has been a non-stop 10 hour laughfest, it was physically impossible to stop laughing and then we would try so hard to stop and then some random thing like a stick falling to the ground would crack us up again. those nights were always great. such a shame my friend who i did it with is in jail now, when we tripped together the last time he was on house arrest so we needed something to do, so we tripped in a tiny house with like 5 or 6 people asleep and 3 of us in the loungeroom, pretty crazy, one of the guys in the house was a speed-freak too and if he had have woken up we would be fucked.
it sucks that i have him the rest of my speed from the night before, doesnt speed dumb down the visuals?
 
On a quad drop of E and 1/6th of mush, I kissed my buddys girlfriend right infront of him and his girlfriend just looked at me, winked and said "uhhh, I thought he was you"
Then we laughed for hours, except him, he was pissed.
 
Nodding out on fifty mgs of methadone and telling the teacher I didn't get much sleep. He believed me and I just laughed at how much of a square he was that he'd never seen someone nod before. Then a few days later, I was at my friends house watching "Methadonia" on HBO, and watched this dude Stephen nodding out during an NA meeting and insisting that he didn't get enough sleep. Watch it, it's funny as hell. The guy is such a character throughout the entire show, he lights a cigarette and his lighter has a fucking foot long flame.
 
Tripping with my two best mates for the first time:D
Fuckin funny night. One mate thought I was going to kill him when I tried to take him onto the balcony to check out the stars.
Me running through the house naked screaming at the top of my voice, then forgetting where I had left my clothes.=D
Memorable quote "It used to be cool when it was just me and the t-shirt"
Refers to my mate beginning his trip by seeing the spikey hair of the guy on his iron maiden shirt jump out at him, then several hours later wanting it all to stop.
Trying to play footy the next morning still tripping hard. I was actually running away from the ball every time it came near me. The grass looked like it was crawling. Never again!
 
My first experiance with mushrooms... facing a quarter then smoking a few bowls of high quality bud, add in some cocaine. I was with 3 buddies and my girl, we went to the train station and we were all tripping. The windows of the car are foggy so one of my friends decides to draw circles and place leaves on the window to make a face that looked like the misfits face. My other friend finds a random abandoned bike on the ground and starts riding it around screaming "whooo whooo" only to flip over head first into the pavement. I just couldn't stop laughing. This was the friday night before I knew I was off to Hazelden (rehab) the next day... ahhh back in the days. I also kept repeating "I have to go to the dentist tommorow" for some reason.
 
Constantly laughing at meaningless drivel, "pedal powered pogo sticks, solar aardvaark juice machines, organic hookers and black jack"- just some shit that just would not stop being funny. laughed so hard tears were coming out of my eyes, and there came a point where my mate asked me, `are you laughing or crying` and honestly I wasn`t sure.


Another time tripping at a friend`s outer suburban house. had bought a slab of Jim Beam cans late one night, after trying to score weed (whilst tripping) from bumpkins at the only pub, we were amusing to them like zoo animals. later walking around aimlessly we thought we were lost in a forest, complete with swamps and acrobatic tarzan-like beings. anyway, the glowing white carton of booze was left in the middle- yes, `the middle`, so through spurts of uncontrollable laughter we kept calling out to each other that we must meet up `in the middle`. A place that didn`t actually exist. later we realised we were in the next door neighbours large-ish back yard, and the swamp was only the compost pit, which had almost knee deep foot prints all through it. An assortment of things were found in the house as well, which to this day have no explanation- souvenirs which seemed like a good idea at the time.

Acid can, and always does lead to wonderful things:)
 
There's probably going to be a lot of the similar stories here so I'll just tell a story that's kind of boring but makes me laugh to this day. It was one of those things where you have to be there AND tripping to find it funny.

I was over at my parents house, and tried acid with my brother (first time for both of us) late at night. He was still in high school at the time, and my parents were kind of strict about keeping him up so late on a school night, but there we were tripping balls in the basement while everybody else was sleeping, unaware of how much noise we were making, basically talking back and forth about what the answer to acid was.

So all of a sudden he points out that we're probably REALLY loud and that he'd be screwed if it woke up my parents and they came downstairs. I gave it some thought, and it seemed like the most logical thing at the time, but my answer was the best ever, something along the lines of: "Why will you be screwed? We're not doing anything wrong. If they ask us what we're doing down here, we'll just tell them that we're thinking.

After a moment we just realized how absurd an explanation that would have been and LITERALLY busted out rolling on the floor laughing.
 
hahaha not me...but yesterday me and some friends spent the day on shrooms and after we finally ventured out into the sunshine i look over and one of the girls is sitting with a jacket over her head laughing. So i walk over and ask her what she's doing, her response was "I feel like a dog...MOOOOOOOOOOOO" hahahahaha oh how i love mushrooms =D
 
emjay said:
If they ask us what we're doing down here, we'll just tell them that we're thinking.
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Classic!:)

I had a similar thing, where if anyone asks, `umm, why?` we`ll just say we`re drunk. `Just drinking`, was a phrase we repeated over and over, but everyone time we looked around at the room, it was just too funny- the room could never be so funny from purely alcohol, so it must be obvious to an outsider that acid was involved. We were convinced it was the acid, and it was funny. No punchline, just non-stop laughter, punctuated by a chorus of `just drinking` in unison.
 
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To this day, a line that makes me laugh when i remember it, was my most intense DXM "trip". I was lying down on my bed, just being swallowed into my own little world, repeating "I'm a girafe!" over and over, and the next thing i remember is waking up, and my msn name being IM A GIRAFE! And later on found out that i had called a friend and that's all i would say. It's pretty freaky when you're stretching your neck out, only to realise you arent really a girafe, most confusing moment ever. One minute i was content eating leaves off imaginary treees, and the next i was curled up into a ball, worried about what i had become. The magic of dissasociatives...
 
I go B.A.S.E. jumping on low doses of opiates so I have enough courage to do it or at least I did on my Span jump (bridge) I forgot them and wound up crying until I had the strength to do it... in hindsight its funny
 
I was at a little mini hotel party after one of my high school dances and we were all doing ecstasy and smoking pot. Of course we were all up to some hilarious shit, and I don't remember why exactly I felt the need to do this (and there *was* a reason), but I started bouncing up and down and flapping my arms going "I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!" Everyone busted out laughing, and for weeks afterwards I would start doing it at random times and everyone would crack up. Good times, good times.... :)
 
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