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Your from melboune,True story

oldspark

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This is a no bullsit true tale.To set the scene,im in Hollywood USA(Hollywood is a dive).IM at the only dance club in town,"RED" a combination of trance,proggressive,hard and Nrg',Most of guys are dressed in black,The club closes at 3 AM, Its 2 am and im dancing very conservatly like everone else,then my mate goes to the bar for drinks,And Im "Absolutlly fuckin Rockin " i got into a "state" and forget where i was.I got into the "MELBOURNE SHUFFLE" .eventually i look up to see most of the club watching this freak (ME), i cowered off to the bar,when a girl(an ex sydney as i later found out ) comes over and says "oh i heard your accent your an aussie and you dance wierd you must be from MELBOURNE .
 
Mr Horse im 40 years old ,DIVE means BAD or shit hole.Snub and Insomnia im a blue coller worker and obviously not as educated as some,
 
Good story oldspark. Don't mind these young minded immature wannabee's........
I liked the story! :)
 
I had exactly the same thing happen in London. Was having a bit of a groove (yes, the Melbourne shuffle) in Fabric. This is slightly more amazing (though not much ;) ) as I wasn't talking at the time (as you don't) - so no one could have picked an accent. After having one or two minutes worth of hardcore hip displacing, a girl beelined from the other end of the room and asked the obvious : "Are you from Melbourne??"
It's nice to know we're famous for more than ... umm... being south of Sydney... I guess.
 
Yeah even in NZ they look weird when the shuffle starts up. Was at a Tribal House night down in Queenstown and my legs started shuffling as they do and boy og boy did I get some weird looks. The funniest thing though was that someone from Melbourne also walked up to me and said 'Dude you don't know how to dance for shit!'- His idea of a good Melbourne club happened to be the South Yarra Saloon bar.
 
I went to a club called Red when I was in LA - wouldn't happen to be in a large basement-type Chinese restaurant/bar would it?
When I was there last year they were all doing something called the 'nordic', imagine dudes in huge phat pants looking like they are cross-country skiing without the skis - the shuffle would most definitely impress most of the clubbers in LA.
cheers.
hux.
 
ROFLMFAO @ Airwalk
I dunno personally I think Sydney ppl dance like shit (sorry!!! ;) ), at least we can make the moves so to speak.
Don't know much about what the Kiwi's or Yanks dance like though?
 
Thats an interesting story... but you know it really is easy to tell a melbourne dancer from other dancers... everyone has got their own style, but the melbourne style has got to be THE BEST. Wish i could dance like that.
 
huxley,this club was actully in Hollywood,Santa Monica Boulovarde,AND now that im something of an authority.Ive clubbed/ partied in Auckland,London,Bali,spain,hong kong ,singapore,and croatia ,Hawiae,johanasberg, And no bullshit nobody parties LONGER or HARDER than here in Melboune,i dare anybody to say otherwise. im not saying i/we/you are hero,s its just fact,
 
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