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Your favorite on-screen drug dealer

The Cook from Spun

but Spider Mike is cool too

**In Spider's House when he's yelling at Frisbee**
"If you say monkey one more time I will shove my hand so far up your ass I'll close your mouth permanently!"
 
Monty Brogan (Edward Norton)
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Bobby Ocean from The Salton Sea is a hilarious tweeker. "Sorry to impose, but I am the ocean."

Cook from Spun cracks me up every time I look at him. He has the tweeker eyes/stare down perfectly.

But George Jung from Blow is a true friend, not in it to rip people off. He just get's fucked up the ass by all his friends/family the whole movie. He's the best onscreen dealer I've seen so far.

Haha my friend and I were watching Blow totally stoned last night, and he said at the end, "What happened to Tuna? I must find out.." All they say is something like "he stayed in Mexico, god only knows what happened to him" Now he's contimplating the lives of all the other characters of the movie. The characters are just so genuine.
 
^^^ hahah. yes. bobby ocean: "DID YOU BRING THE GREEN MEN?" DID YOU BRING THE GREEN MEN??" hahah. and pooh bear...what a fucked up man. salton sea; what a fucked up movie (but good)

the deaf guy from requiem was pretty pimp.

sampson (self explanatory)
 
Don't think anybody's mentioned Moff from Human Traffic...


...and heh, yeah that chem guy in Groove was funny... and next thing the candy ravers who are his pupils notice him hanging outside the rave... :P
 
s0nic said:
The chem geek from groove, because he represents intellegent drug use, "I'd like to buy a vowel".
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"a or e?"

"a"

"can I solve the puzzle? lysergic acid diethylamide"

"you've just won an all expenses paid trip to your cerebral cortex"

all the good ones have already been named :(
 
Why would anyone even mention brodie from requiem for a dream? He plays no part what so ever, jesus he's only in one scene and then he's shot. Johnny depp in blow was deffinently the best on screen dealer.
 
Without a doubt, I agree with alasdairm; it has to be Danny from Withnail & I.

Especially his bon mots and analogies of getting high (and the fact that I've actually known people who aren't that far removed from his character!)
 
Withnail snorts. Danny takes the head off the doll and extracts a handful of pills.

Danny: Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. Street: The embalmer.
Withnail: Balls. I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Withnail: Two quid! You're out of your mind.
Marwood: That's sense Withnail.
Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it.
Danny: No need to insult me man. I was leaving anyway. Have either of you got shoes?

:)

alasdair
 
smokey from friday. "quit playing with me smokey thats 100 dollars..quit playing with me smokey"
 
That overweight black dude from 'Rush' who makes the narc shoot up at gun point. "You the first white boy I ever seen not puke from my shit." Pretty cool shit
 
booyakasha said:
i saw this COPS where they busted a dreadlocked jamaican and they found like 3-400 dimes in his attic. anyway, he was great. he kept telling the officers that "Herb (pronounced with an H) is medication, im a doctor. and he was shouting out "JAH. Rastafafari. conquering lion of the tribe of judah" by the time he was put into the police van, he and the officers had come to an understanding to "agree to disagree" then the cop said-- i've got my job to do and you've got yours" then rastaman says-- "thats right. except im serving a higha powa" word.
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Ya i saw that one 2.. it was awesome.. I was agreeing with him out-loud the entire time =D
 
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