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Your area of expertise

definately my area of expertise would have to be nba basketball
if i wasnt an expert after watching so much, something would be serisously wrong

i can go on for hours about why magic johnson was a better team player than larry bird or something else that no one else really cares about except me :\
 
random trivia and useless general knowledge is my thing. Did you know that kellogs corn flakes were invented to curb masturbation in American teens. I'm also pretty good at using facts and info to debunk urban legends, rumours etc but the snopes website seems to do a much better job of that. Now I am pretty much an electronics guru, and thanks to my job i am learning a whole lot more about biomedical stuff
 
This only works within my circle of friends as it is all comparative.

But I am,

The Centrelink Guru (Youth Allowance and Newstart).
The relationship expert.
The obscure, useless fact authority.
The biting sarcasm specialist.
And the living out of home (cooking, cleaning, household duty) consultant.

Not sure if that's a list to be proud of or not.
 
how were cornflakes gonna curb masturbation?
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The bloke was a religious nutcase, he was a vegetarian and thought that red meat caused unnatural sexual desires, so he developed wholesome, fibre foods which he thought would reduce sexual stimulation. He thought having sex for anything other than reproduction was a sin. He was a strong advocate of yoghurt enemas too. He also thought that all boys should be circumsized without anaesthetic, so that the memory of the pain would be a deterrent when they hit puberty
 
hey it worked for me - i havent eaten corn flakes in like 5 years and i masturbate like crazy now!
 
funny, i knocked one off when i woke up today and followed it up immediately with a large bowl of refreshing cornflakes 8o
 
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1. Handy work - I always get asked to fix and build things, which I'm always happy to do. I find it interesting and easy (not easy, but it comes naturally).

2. Rolling joints - I must have rolled 1000's of joints by now. My friends normally ask me to roll their joints.

3. Snowboarding - Definately my main area of expertise. Anything to do with riding, tuning, products, different setups, riders, upcoming products. I wax and tune all my friends boards and ofcourse my own boards. I really like to understand all the theory about snowboarding ie. characteristics of the board and how it affects the ride, different tuning methods, difference in waxes and what conditions are best for each wax etc..... anything really.

4. Relationship advice - Surprisingly!! Somehow I am good at giving advice, but I am hopeless in relationships. Meh...
 
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