diegoblunt said:
Yeah my friends roll their eyes every time i be a drug geek and repeat something I read at Bluelight or on Erowid. So if they've got a drug question, I'm their man. They expect me to have tested and tried every fucken pill in the country aswell...they're always like "Diego will know if the Green Squares from the Northern Territory are good"
Hahaha my friends call it 'tripstasy' too - I love that one
Maybe Financial/Economic advice? But who the hell needs that! Hmm..I guess gangsta rap music is one of my definite forte's..but no Aussies give enough of a fuck to bother asking me anything about it. Maybe sporting advice ??? like skateboarding and snowboarding...but not even..GrRrRrRr I suck! No one needs my expertise with anything
I think im an all-rounder...in other words; I know nothing about everything
No wait!! I've got it!!
Apparently I must be an expert at knowing what other people are doing at any given moment! 'Coz my friends are ALWAYS ringing me up to say;
friend: "hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
me: "how am i supposed to know fool! I'm only one person!"
friend: "Whats Joe doing today?"
me: "shut up"
^^^^
Holy shit.
I swear we live identicle lives!!!
My mates always look to me with ANY questions relating to drugs.
If anyone wants to know anything they're always directed to me.
Also, I study Commerce so I know a little about finance etc and am thus sought after with any related problems my mates have (luckily they have very few questions as I know jack shit).
Also hip-hop/rap, although recently i'm shying away from that scene a little (it's the drugs I swear).

Also skating (and used to be snowboarding.. not anymore

).
And I seem to be the organiser of people's affairs at every fucking time.. but that's probably more related to the fact that my mates are always stoned and i'm the only person with any motivation.

Still.. WIERD.
Otherwise, the only thing i'm good for is correcting peoples vocal grammer (not so much written

) and reading upside down.
PEACE
Edit: I thought of some more so here they are.
I'm notorious for keeping everything in order.. and clean.
My body, my possessions (especially CD's), ANYTHING!
I'm considered an exceptionally crazy driver.
Good crazy.. if there is such a thing

(Please don't start another heated debate about driving.. i've had anough. I never emndanger anyone or anything silly. I guess you have to see it to understand).
I have the ability to make myself cry at any time also, and I mean REAL crying (I.E. People feel sorry for me when they see me do it

).
I also have expertise in holding a beat constant.
And, ummmmm, shit, I had another one.
Only one.
Ah well.
