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Did Neil Buchanan ever draft you in to help with his 'big art attacks'? Some of them looked suspiciously like an elephant had just shat on the floor.

I also now feel great shame that, after all of these years, I've only just realised that 'Art Attack' was a play on 'heart attack' :o
 
Did Neil Buchanan ever draft you in to help with his 'big art attacks'? Some of them looked suspiciously like an elephant had just shat on the floor.

I also now feel great shame that, after all of these years, I've only just realised that 'Art Attack' was a play on 'heart attack' :o

Heh, in my case it was more like 'Fart Attack'...
 
Meanwhile, in reality:

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ahahahhahahaha holy shit i'm dying :D

and as for the body of the construct may i suggest tinfoil?
its light, malleable, +1 defense against bladed implements and also alien mind control. what more do u need
 
1) Impale each planet on one welding rod

2) Insert an unadorned welding rod in each ear for the terminals

3) Rip cable out of bedside lamp thus exposing two bare wires (ensure switch is 'off')

4) Using crocodile clips, attach the bare wires to your ear terminals

5) Snort lots and lots of ketamine

6) Take one impaled planet and hold the end of the welding rod in the desired position on your head

7) Turn on lamp switch for approximately ten seconds, or until you smell burning flesh

8 ) Turn off switch

9) Repeat steps 6 - 8 for each planet






10) Actually, don't do this - it's rather silly....

Why not repeat steps 5 to 8 for each planet ;)
 
A rainy New Year's Eve afternoon here.

Made a fruit, tobacco and plant shrine with the family in the morning, to be eaten later. Just had a small spliff.

Time to relax.
 

Meh. Suppose you'd rather have a $3000 bottle of Chateau de SmarmySmugTwat, with a thick layer of dust on the outside and an even thicker layer of sediment on the inside that tastes like firewood soaked in vinegar and cowshit, but everyone pretends is "simply devine", purely because it's so fuckin expensive!! :X

Wouldn't you? :)
 
Line chopped and ready for me waiting when i got home! 4 Days off fuck yeah! ITS ALL ABOUT THE SESH BABY!!!

Samesies dude! Although I have 5 days off ;)

Got the party started with a bowl of some tastey weed (strain: 'The Ultimate', kinda tastes like a fruitier version of powerplant which is one of my all time faves).

Then later on after I've given time to let my dinner digest, the game plan is as follows:

* Nice bomb of MDMA, to get me feeling lovely, grounded and at complete peace with my surroundings,
* Once I've fully come up and reached the peak I'll start doing some small bumps of ketamine in order to begin to dissolve the boundary between my self and my surroundings,
* After two or three bumps of ket, I'm gonna start hitting DMT to obliterate the boundary between my surroundings and the beyond,
* Explore hyperspace throughout the MDMA peak as though I'm a hyperastronaught on a deep space exploration mission of hyperspace,
* Afterwards, up the ketamine dosage and make use of the anticipated beautiful afterglow from the deems to provide a lush launching pad into the hole,

Fin.

I'm very excite. :D
 
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