You Right Now...V2

[F.U.B.A.R.]

A friend of mine is a designer and she crochets Bristol Stool Charts

That's excellent

But what a shit job

 

[consumer]

A friend of mine is a designer and she crochets Bristol Stool Charts

Omg. I want one for the nurses station.

 

[spacejunk]

Omg. I want one for the nurses station.

it's not drugs, so this isn't sourcing right?

 

[Jackal]

London hookers (agency escorts) suck. And unfortunately I don't mean literally.

Och well, you live and learn. Chalked down to an interesting experience at least, however surreal and expensive that experience just was..

I have a 100% satisfaction rate with them, but usually prefer the freelance $80 per hour women. Every cunt has its day.

 

[consumer]

I have a 100% satisfaction rate with them, but usually prefer the freelance $80 per hour women. Every cunt has its day.

I prefer 3000 baht for a night and 3000 baht for a gram of awesome coke or ice depending on the situation

 

[Jackal]

I prefer 3000 baht for a night and 3000 baht for a gram of awesome coke or ice depending on the situation

Yeah, but this is London he's at, and I'm referring to.

 

[consumer]

I know that lol

 

[consumer]

No more poop updates. Fox and Sky news are threatening to sue me for stealing their editorial content. The Daily Mail as well.

 

[quiet roar]

I prefer 3000 baht for a night and 3000 baht for a gram of awesome coke or ice depending on the situation

Bangkok is sounding better and better.

 

[consumer]

Bangkok is sounding better and better.

Oh if you only knew what i know lol.

OT.
Just woke up. Its 1:45am. Briefly considered getting swirly but have decided against that. Might eat my last lot of oxy and finish off the bottle of wine i opened last night. Probably only a glass left in it. That should put me back to lala land.

 

[keeping]

just finished a nice little bag of dark and now i;m watching the cricket (IPL) with a bowl of super noodles and my uncle and his dog

 

[ordinary mind]

Got the house to myself for a week, a ludicrous stash on route, and one more shift till I'm off work till Wednesday.

The planets are aligning :D

 

[Don Luigi]

Got the house to myself for a week, a ludicrous stash on route, and one more shift till I'm off work till Wednesday.

The planets are aligning :D

Meanwhile, in reality:

NSFW:

Ah, lovely drugs %)

 

[ordinary mind]

Haha. Well that's me sorted for an arts and crafts project. Reckon I could just about pull that off in a week.

 

[Don Luigi]

Whose head are you going to use to make it? I doubt anybody is going to lend you their little girl to make it authentic to the original.

 

[ordinary mind]

I was just gonna build it while wearing it.

On an unrelated note, does anyone have any tips for soldering planets to human heads?

 

[Don Luigi]

I recommend a tin helmet.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I was just gonna build it while wearing it.

On an unrelated note, does anyone have any tips for soldering planets to human heads?

1) Impale each planet on one welding rod

2) Insert an unadorned welding rod in each ear for the terminals

3) Rip cable out of bedside lamp thus exposing two bare wires (ensure switch is 'off')

4) Using crocodile clips, attach the bare wires to your ear terminals

5) Snort lots and lots of ketamine

6) Take one impaled planet and hold the end of the welding rod in the desired position on your head

7) Turn on lamp switch for approximately ten seconds, or until you smell burning flesh

8 ) Turn off switch

9) Repeat steps 6 - 8 for each planet






10) Actually, don't do this - it's rather silly....

 

[Don Luigi]

I don't know how you didn't get to stage two of the interviews for Blue Peter presenter.

I suppose if you joined the team, they'd have to change the name to Bluer Peter.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I don't know how you didn't get to stage two of the interviews for Blue Peter presenter.

I suppose if you joined the team, they'd have to change the name to Bluer Peter.

Actually, I was that elephant wot shat all over the floor...