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Buspersons Holiday said:
Annoyed with myself and my tweaky fear which has usually evaporated by the second binge day after 1 night's no sleep.
I've frequently managed to pass myself off as a normal member of society on day 2, but not today, no siree. I've only just now felt able to actually log on and have anything to say after much tweaky lurkage.

I couldn't even walk to the shop for my paper & be seen in public, but I managed to ring, string a sentence together & get them to put one aside & my lovely friend picked it up & dropped it off on her way past.
I'm a moron
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What is your DOC busman? Obviously stims, but I want specifics :D
 
i can relate to that so much. except for that "stringing a sentence together" bit.

a few months ago, i was surfing some, uh, unsavoury stim-inspired seedy ends of the web, when i landed on some scammy page that said my computer was locked and i had to call some number to fucking unlock it or some shit.

being a fucking drugged out idiot, for some reason i compliantly called the number (i know, i'm a moron) but when the dodgy cunt answered (sounded like a smack slum in bangalore) i croaked out some psychotic incoherent explanation of why i was in fact telephoning this gentleman's 1300 number (or whatever the fuck) at 4 am.

no discernible linguistic enunciations were formed by the aforementioned vocal manipulations.
the scammer hung up on me.

i called him back, and he sounded pissed - i think he though i was prank calling him. stupid arsehole.

so somehow i researched this dodgy pop-up that had locked my PC, using my phone - and through some tech wizardry (probably involving reboot or something clever like that) i done beat the hackers.

all through losing me voice on speed. fuckin wonder drug innit?
 
spacejunk said:
i can relate to that so much. except for that "stringing a sentence together" bit.

a few months ago, i was surfing some, uh, unsavoury stim-inspired seedy ends of the web, when i landed on some scammy page that said my computer was locked and i had to call some number to fucking unlock it or some shit.

being a fucking drugged out idiot, for some reason i compliantly called the number (i know, i'm a moron) but when the dodgy cunt answered (sounded like a smack slum in bangalore) i croaked out some psychotic incoherent explanation of why i was in fact telephoning this gentleman's 1300 number (or whatever the fuck) at 4 am.

no discernible linguistic enunciations were formed by the aforementioned vocal manipulations.
the scammer hung up on me.

i called him back, and he sounded pissed - i think he though i was prank calling him. stupid arsehole.

so somehow i researched this dodgy pop-up that had locked my PC, using my phone - and through some tech wizardry (probably involving reboot or something clever like that) i done beat the hackers.

all through losing me voice on speed. fuckin wonder drug innit?
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I laughed at them & said 'don't be silly' when they rang to say I had a virus (pc scammers, not doctors)
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
Bus person darling, not man! Crackle to be specific (well, not entirely specific...pet name makes it sound a bit cuter than the satanspawn it actually is)
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If by 'crackle' you mean crack cocaine, then you're obviously doing it wrong. You're supposed to follow every stone with a bag of smack - then you will have no problem getting to sleep ;)
 
spacejunk said:
i can relate to that so much...
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Wally <3 I've been had by a couple of these over the past few years - first got caught out looking at porno on my dads computer in he middle of the night while off my head - fucking shit my pants for the first 30 seconds as it took a picture but I soon worked out that it made no sense. Took me 5 hours to get shut of it though using restore points and all sorts of anti - virus thingies from my own computer which was at that point incredibly slow (hence using my old mans to look at the ladies) - once bitten twice shy...

...but the second instance was at some point within the last 3 - 6 months, this time while, erm, obtaining a screener for a film ahead of purchasing the licensed BD. The malware is so old at this point though my anti - virus stuff (it and the computer are less than 12 months old) picked it up and quarantined it straight away without having to go through the rigmarole of dealing with a locked desktop.

These instances are as about as exciting as my life gets.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
If by 'crackle' you mean crack cocaine, then you're obviously doing it wrong. You're supposed to follow every stone with a bag of smack - then you will have no problem getting to sleep ;)
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Ha, that's what I did in the olden days...fortunately, since my final smack detox over 15 years ago, I have absolutely no desire for it now. (Benzo for pudding though)
If only the same could be said for crack
 
spacejunk said:
i can relate to that so much. except for that "stringing a sentence together" bit.

a few months ago, i was surfing some, uh, unsavoury stim-inspired seedy ends of the web, when i landed on some scammy page that said my computer was locked and i had to call some number to fucking unlock it or some shit.

being a fucking drugged out idiot, for some reason i compliantly called the number (i know, i'm a moron) but when the dodgy cunt answered (sounded like a smack slum in bangalore) i croaked out some psychotic incoherent explanation of why i was in fact telephoning this gentleman's 1300 number (or whatever the fuck) at 4 am.

no discernible linguistic enunciations were formed by the aforementioned vocal manipulations.
the scammer hung up on me.

i called him back, and he sounded pissed - i think he though i was prank calling him. stupid arsehole.

so somehow i researched this dodgy pop-up that had locked my PC, using my phone - and through some tech wizardry (probably involving reboot or something clever like that) i done beat the hackers.

all through losing me voice on speed. fuckin wonder drug innit?
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This is fucking quality spacejunk; so effectively you offered yourself up to some dodgy third world scammers and they outright rejected you? Honestly never heard of that one before.

Someone should probably fill you in on Nigerian princes - you may well not be so lucky next time. :D
 
Tranced said:
This is fucking quality spacejunk; so effectively you offered yourself up to some dodgy third world scammers and they outright rejected you? Honestly never heard of that one before.
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in my own defence, i must say - i was really fucking high
Tranced said:
Someone should probably fill you in on Nigerian princes - you may well not be so lucky next time. :D
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scammed a few nigerians in my day.

only costs me $8000 a month ;)
 
spacejunk said:
in my own defence, i must say - i was really fucking high


scammed a few nigerians in my day.

only costs me $8000 a month ;)
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=D

For some reason it reminded me of when I suddenly came out of a very sketchy k-hole at my mates and bailed back to my flat deciding that I needed to go to bed. For some reason I decided to check bluelight; only to be greeted with a full screen "this website has been seized by the the police" type message. For some reason I totally shit myself and spent the next 20 minutes skitzing my tits off until a xanax kicked in and everything was suddenly fine, so I Obviously opted to go back round my mates and get wrecked.

April fools day. Cheers bluelight.
 
That is absolutely hilarious. Did BL actually do that for April fools?
 
Is anyone else seeing posts displayed in a centralised format? It looks fine on my smart phone though.
 
benson7 said:
Is anyone else seeing posts displayed in a centralised format? It looks fine on my smart phone though.
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Aye, I'm getting that.


Lovely result. I was stumbling my way home and my lighter was giving me trouble to re-ignite my joint. I was standing at traffic lights trying to get the lighter working and a car stopped and hooted. I thought they were just offering a light but it was my friend who gave me a lift home.

Class :D
 
Hey Don, you've just starred in my dream. We were both vampire hunters holed up in a pub waiting for Dracula and his hoard of winged demons. Then there was a knock at the door, so the barman opened it and there stood Dracula posing as a meter reader. So the fuckin barman said "aye, come in mate", then all hell broke loose. You were last seen desperately trying to shove a farming implement through Dracula's heart. Then I woke up :\
 
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