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You might be a stoner if...

*Load a bowl take a few hits and realize perhaps it's time to share with the other person your smoking it with.
I do that, I'm not an ass. I just don't pay attention

yea if i'm smoking good stuff i forget if im smoking with someone :|
 
All you watch is comedy central, history channel or animal planet.

You name your pieces n they have their own personalities.

If you know evry lowkey alley in the city.

You are an amateaur bud sommelier.

The last thng you did last year was inhale n the 1st thng you did this year was exhale smoke
*hell yes i did that
 
Depends... most people love cannibus Indica or a hybrid that is mostly Indica.
I dont care for it personally;
Now cannibus Sativa is a different story I get energized, my mood is elevated, I can discuss things that usually bore the F outta' me, I actually think in a more productive way (Indica also gives me a wider perspective of thinking, but in a different way) For me it is Cannibus Sativa all the way...
First time I smoked White Widow, it was 90% sativa, second time more of a 50-50. Guess I just
have to grow my own !
 
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If everyday things seem like solving e=mc² to you
If someone calls you and proposes you an actually good idea for the evening but your too high just to be bothered listening to him and just shout "no no no" and hang up
 
If you go grocery shopping, and with each item you pick up, you think about how awesome it's gonna be to get stoned later and sample almost every item you purchased (I did this two days ago) :)
 
you might be a stoner if:

-there is weed in your keyboard from rolling at your computer so much, and when you're out you take apart your keyboard to scrounge old remnants of dust covered pot, happily making a little one-hit bowl for yourself. you're overwhelmed with joy.

-you find a grimy old bag with a couple of stems in it on the forest floor of the school smoking section, smoke them in bong and again, are overwhelmed with joy

-you're a good looking jacked 23 year old with an engineering degree, and you are so passive you get laid maybe once a year

-you somehow manage to smoke an ounce in a week, and you have a bong. this doesn't keep you from shelling out another $150 for another one, before you even run out of course

-you have a collection of "weed porn." you examine each ounce for the nicest bud, and photograph it, taking differently angled shots under various lighting conditions until you have a suitable picture to represent its beauty. you smoke all the other buds before this one, and are so saddened when you get to it that you just decide to smoke the hell out of it.

-you are a connoisseur, taking notice of the sparkling trichromes, the delectable smell... you like bone dry buds sticky with thc and won't take anything less. the bigger the bud, the better.

-your priorites are completely out of whack, your memory is fried, your potential is going to waste from the point of view of society and your peers, but you don't care because you have it all figured out. those people need to chill out and worry about themselves...

-you tell your dealer to meet you at your worksite because he won't be able to meet you later when you're off. you get fired, and it's the least of your worries because you have a nice ounce to smoke. you don't even see yourself at fault... why the hell is everyone hating on pot so much? besides, you were the happiest and hardest working labourer there, digging those trenches all day with a huge grin lighting up your face

-you see yourself as an alien misfit with no place in this world of pot-hating lunatics. fuck em all.

-95% of your money is spent on cannabis

-even though you don't have a job, you somehow find a way to keep yourself stoned 24/7 without doing anything drastic
 
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You might be a stoner if...

... you hang out with a specific couple of friends *just* to smoke and find it boring to hang out with them if you are not smoking.

... you go into a grocery store blitzed out of your mind and walk out $20 poorer with an arm full of junk.

... when you look at a stoner friend of yours, all you can say is "yaw, mawn".
 
If your at the gas station making out change and you hand it to the lady and she just stares at you. You look at her like what and she says you gave me 34 cents. You say i know and stare back then look at your hand and you realize you forgot to hand her the bills:)
 
When you get stoned late in the morning and walk two miles for some munchies and then walk the two miles back home... my sister and I did this lol
 
@daemochi: How is getting your cat high cruel? I get my cat high, he loves it haha. Every time I spark up a joint/blunt/bowl outside he comes running.
 
Your nails are overlong and the end of two of your fingers are yellow from all those joints (applies only to tobacco laced joint smokers).
 
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