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You might be a junkie if...

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a. if your fingertips are green cause youve been playing Billie Jean for 14 hours and are now mostly bronzed
b. if u own 10 sets of head phones, all of which are taken apart and stored "safely" in a desk cabinet until u have enuf pieces to build your ray-gun
3. if your knees are purple cause youve been sitting in the sme position all day, and so tense you couldnt slide a piece of paper btween ur asscheeks
4. if you cant stop chewing your lip, so you get gum, eventually, then chew ur lip anyway, cuz u forgot u got gum for that very reason....
5. when u run out of dope, u can be found in any given location scouring the floor for bits that have fallen....
7.if you carry a black cherry faygo around for 3 days, and its flat and half drank,...but u politely refuse an offer for a fresh soda, and then realize that it was u who had offered
8.if you change clothes 6 times in a day,....and still dont shower
9.if you finally shower, and you try to get so clean, u dont realize u r using hair gel!!!WHY WAS THAT N THE TUB?
10. if you have so many tiny containers for ur "treaures" that , shit idont know,...but i have like 50 little boxes, and vials, and pouches, and all but like, 3 are empty, one of those 3 holds all my other pouches!!!!in my head i guess im stocked up in case i wear out all my tiny containers, and then have no place to store, absolutely nothing!!!
 
iwish said:
...you called your dog Renton
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i gotta a dog named roxy, watson, tokey, and mary jane, and a cat named kilo{its snow white}

might be a junkie if the only clean dishes you have are mason jars, and they arent in the kitchen, there in the basement.....right beside the coffee filters and lithium batteries!!!
 
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when your sitting alone in your tweeker pad on (canadian) thanksgiving, peeling copper wire for the sweet sweet copper with in. After returning from a clandestine little spook job, because you have nothing fucking better to do then get spun and try to make some money.
 
rangrz said:
when your sitting alone in your tweeker pad on (canadian) thanksgiving, peeling copper wire for the sweet sweet copper with in. After returning from a clandestine little spook job, because you have nothing fucking better to do then get spun and try to make some money.
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You know if I could I'd be there for ya bru. :\
 
Modnaro said:
What if your'e both??? a junkie and a tweaker that is
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You spend hours every night searching the carpet, in case you accidentally dropped a shard.

Then, when you finally give up in frustration, you spend the rest of the night searching for a vein. ;)
 
your front yard is full of things you found and brought home and organized very nicely in rows and keep adding to them - who knows? you made need them someday ;)
 
^ One of my dealers is like that! His house is full of useless junk that he's scavenged. :D
 
when you start having involved conversations with the imaginary voices that have now taken character roles

when you don't remember the last time you bathed and don't care

when you start blowing your own glass dicks (pipes)

when the thought and/or sight of insects disturbs you so much you think you have parasites and bugs crawling on you, and start scratching everywhere

when you are too sketchy to leave your house

when you think your house is bugged and phones are tapped by the 5-0, and start dissasembling things accordingly

when you think everything is a conspiracy and even the smallest detail is significant

when people ask you to repeat what you said because your speech is unintelligeable..even to you

when you go shopping for groceries at midnight and go to bed at noon because that's just how you roll, and if no one likes it, then fuck 'em

when you're chopping up shards and realize you've been chopping the same bump for an hour to get it just right

when you don't know how many hits you've taken in the past hour because you're spun to fuck city and don't really know what you're doing

when you refer to crystal meth as the girl and all your friends know what's up

when you wash your laundry twice because it still smells..or at least you think it does

when going out in the sun seems like a shitty idea because you're usually asleep till sundown, when you rise from the grave to start your tweekend

when cleaning feels therapeutic

when you dream of crystals
 
When your in Withdrawal and your pupils are extremely dilated and everyone thinks your tweaking or high on something. Fuck I hate that, I feel as shitty as possible and everyone thinks i'm having a good ol time.
 
You might be a tweakerwhen life's uninteresting interests are completely void and giving 300% to whatever noun that can be fixed, improved or stolen and wont mean crap in a week or two (that i see as the fun side) and then you get right to the point, it becomes the only priority. All things mental, physical, social, and financial begin to rot- junkie
 
you know yer a junkie when......
u need a crowbar and hammer just to take a shit
when u can't WALK to the kitchen fer a drink of water cuz u so sick, but when yer dealer calls u practically run over to meet him
u have a permanent black stain on yer bathroom counter from yer scorched spoon
there isn't a vein on yer body u haven't tried to shoot up in
u picking up used cig butts off the streets to smoke cuz, yer heroin habit is more important than smokes or food
you've actually put in 1.65 worth of gas in yer car
when you've actually given yer dealer a blowjob......and the fucker makes u wait to finish before he copps u the flap of down....knowing yer sicker than hell
when u steal 20 mls of methadone from yer best bud and replace it with water
and the #1 reason u know yer a junkie.......
when nothing else matters in this world ......NOTHING......just heroin......and cocaine.....fuck sobriety
 
When people say junkie, mostly they refer to heroin users, but that thread is full of references to other drugs aswell..We dotn need more than one thread about "you know you are a abuser and over user of ________ when".....Becuz you can just post in the thread, and title your post you know you a drunk/tweaker/basehead/stoner, etc...Merging
 
lacey k said:
When people say junkie, mostly they refer to heroin users, but that thread is full of references to other drugs aswell..We dotn need more than one thread about "you know you are a abuser and over user of ________ when".....Becuz you can just post in the thread, and title your post you know you a drunk/tweaker/basehead/stoner, etc...Merging
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yea the dutchies over in holland consider if you are addicited to anything you a junky
be it weed, beer, pills, dope, coke ect ...
ainst necessarily a dope thing
 
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