daysonatrain
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you were eating your dinner in the bathroom?
You might be a junkie if...
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you were eating your dinner in the bathroom?
emjay
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daysonatrain
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damn, that woulda been a much more enjoyable story....
Kenickie
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you might be a junkie if when you go to the mac makeup counter and ask for foundation, not for your face, but for your track marks.
adifferentcity
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when you frantically go through the disposed-sharps box for something "good" whilst in the ER for an overdose...
when every single american car you see makes you jump in your seat and feel dopesick....
when you get off the needle, and you are smoking crack and not shooting it, and it feels on the same safe, righteous level as smoking pot....
you might be a junkie if you have little bottles of bleach in every pair of pants...
you might be a junkie when you're in the shower tapping out your bottle of conditioner and out pops a syringe!
you know you're a junkie when you cop a bunny of dope and bang it all in one big fattie, and it doesn't even begin to offset the case of nerves you got from coppin in the hot spot-so you go back and get another =)
you might be a junkie if you go to the hospital for an abscess and tell them you "fell off your bike, and it really hurts!"
you might be a junkie if you shoot all your dope on the project steps before you peace, so that you won't have anything on you...
you talk shit on the kid who cold-cops in the hood-until everybody you know is dry, then call him and ask him if he wants to throw
you have a sharps container the size of a small garbage can, instead of a garbage can, in your bedroom
you might be a junkie if you have a shoebox full of white "just for today" NA keytags
you might be a junkie if when you don't have wallet, money, keys, cigs, dope, place to live-but always a bottle of narcan and a big old point on your person
you might be a junkie when you are getting undressed and there is a 100-mcg fentanyl patch in your bra that until 2 seconds ago was on your titty-and you had absolutely no idea.....
and finally....
You might be a junkie if you get pulled over right after coppin, swallow your dope, run from the police when they take you up to the project to point out who served you, have your bud pick you up from downtown which you sprinted 5 miles to with the fury of a dope sick lunatic, and cough up the bundle you swallowed and get high in the car.....
when every single american car you see makes you jump in your seat and feel dopesick....
when you get off the needle, and you are smoking crack and not shooting it, and it feels on the same safe, righteous level as smoking pot....
you might be a junkie if you have little bottles of bleach in every pair of pants...
you might be a junkie when you're in the shower tapping out your bottle of conditioner and out pops a syringe!
you know you're a junkie when you cop a bunny of dope and bang it all in one big fattie, and it doesn't even begin to offset the case of nerves you got from coppin in the hot spot-so you go back and get another =)
you might be a junkie if you go to the hospital for an abscess and tell them you "fell off your bike, and it really hurts!"
you might be a junkie if you shoot all your dope on the project steps before you peace, so that you won't have anything on you...
you talk shit on the kid who cold-cops in the hood-until everybody you know is dry, then call him and ask him if he wants to throw
you have a sharps container the size of a small garbage can, instead of a garbage can, in your bedroom
you might be a junkie if you have a shoebox full of white "just for today" NA keytags
you might be a junkie if when you don't have wallet, money, keys, cigs, dope, place to live-but always a bottle of narcan and a big old point on your person
you might be a junkie when you are getting undressed and there is a 100-mcg fentanyl patch in your bra that until 2 seconds ago was on your titty-and you had absolutely no idea.....
and finally....
You might be a junkie if you get pulled over right after coppin, swallow your dope, run from the police when they take you up to the project to point out who served you, have your bud pick you up from downtown which you sprinted 5 miles to with the fury of a dope sick lunatic, and cough up the bundle you swallowed and get high in the car.....
Hendrix Haze15
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^^^beer instead of water to cook up? I would calll that just being plain stupid
emjay
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I could see maybe using vodka, as it's relatively clean, but beer is just bizarre
Mystery Brew
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might be said but.
when your friends/family/peers thinks your high when your not
when your friends/family/peers thinks your high when your not
Swerlz
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^yep.. it sucks 
Princess_Poppy
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if you haven't bought new clothes in over a year (the 25 bucks i spent at goodwill the other day felt like a shopping spree!)
if three people asked you "why do you have a jacket on girl?!" today. peculiar wearing of long sleeved clothing
your room, and especially closet in my case (the lighting is best there so that's where i get off), just smells like dope, tastes like dope, looks like dope, etc
. can't get dressed in the morning without thinking DOPE
if three people asked you "why do you have a jacket on girl?!" today. peculiar wearing of long sleeved clothing
your room, and especially closet in my case (the lighting is best there so that's where i get off), just smells like dope, tastes like dope, looks like dope, etc
. can't get dressed in the morning without thinking DOPE
Princess_Poppy
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Oh shit, at work the other day, this chick actually whips out a syringe (she is actually diabetic) and does her insulin shot, but my first thought is holy shit this chick is shooting up. I've been trying to quit too, I was on bupe that day. Total trigger!
Princess_Poppy
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oh, or just nod out on the toilet. literally nodded out for like at least an hour once!!! sorry i keep posting, i keep looking back at everyone else's "like oh yeah! that too!"
It sucks when people think Im high when in withdrawals since I get so much jumpiness/anxiety/shitty feeling...
I also cant even go around some old friends without heroin coming up into the conversation at some point, even though Ive been on subs for 4 + months now, Iguess they still think im a lying junkie shitbag forever, eh? 8)
btrswiet7u4ia
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You might be a tweaker if...
Obviously a response to 'you might be a junkie if...'
I personally find tweakers to be hilarious...as well as scary.. and maybe a little less heart-wrentchingly sad than junkies
IMHO I'd much rather be on amphetamines than hooked on H.
anyhow..
You might we a tweaker if you run around the house every few hours, make sure every door and window is locked, blind is turned down, and then run around again to peek out them while shushing every other noise so you can make sure nobody's coming from 'out there' to 'get' you.
...If you scratch other peoples heads when you get bored of your own...
...If you can't tell Saturday night from Wednesday morning...
...If coffee is more of a necessity than water at any given time.
...If roller coasters make you crave a better rush...
Obviously a response to 'you might be a junkie if...'
I personally find tweakers to be hilarious...as well as scary.. and maybe a little less heart-wrentchingly sad than junkies
IMHO I'd much rather be on amphetamines than hooked on H.
anyhow..
You might we a tweaker if you run around the house every few hours, make sure every door and window is locked, blind is turned down, and then run around again to peek out them while shushing every other noise so you can make sure nobody's coming from 'out there' to 'get' you.
...If you scratch other peoples heads when you get bored of your own...
...If you can't tell Saturday night from Wednesday morning...
...If coffee is more of a necessity than water at any given time.
...If roller coasters make you crave a better rush...
Sweet P
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1. You've been awake for three days, but still haven't found the time to shower or brush your teeth.
2. You know the shadow people on a first-name basis.
3. Your DVD player (and other household appliances) continually gets disassembled and reassembled.
4. You worry that the colony of spiders in your legs is slowly migrating upwards.
5. You've painted your bedroom ceiling black. With a 2 inch brush. By yourself.
6. You randomly phone your friends in the middle of the night, saying "hey, what are you up to?"
7. You say "good morning" to your neighbor at 4:30 PM
8. You've discovered that items found in dumpsters can be invaluable sources of food and income.
Sadly, I know most of these from personal experience.![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
2. You know the shadow people on a first-name basis.
3. Your DVD player (and other household appliances) continually gets disassembled and reassembled.
4. You worry that the colony of spiders in your legs is slowly migrating upwards.
5. You've painted your bedroom ceiling black. With a 2 inch brush. By yourself.
6. You randomly phone your friends in the middle of the night, saying "hey, what are you up to?"
7. You say "good morning" to your neighbor at 4:30 PM
8. You've discovered that items found in dumpsters can be invaluable sources of food and income.
Sadly, I know most of these from personal experience.
mostly-human
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* when people on LSD or Mushrooms start seeming sober by your standards.
Komatose
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If your not a junkie 
chuchu
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http://tweaker.org/html/life/knowwhen.html 
great stuff. When your dealer cuts you off out of concern.
great stuff. When your dealer cuts you off out of concern.
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