you might be a junkie if....
man, this is the greatest thread ever. i laughed out loud many times, though sometimes it was just because i was embarrassed that i related so well.... a few contributions (all true stories):
-you've broken more than one cell phone after your dude told you "not tonight."
-you're a male and you buy concealer.
-you call your buddy and have them bring coke to your workplace because you need it to stay awake.
-you only get 2mg of morphine every four hours after suffering a skull fracture, degloving injury of the hand with two fractured metacarpals and three severed tendons because they saw your track marks. (true story. eventually got them to add 10mg of methadone three times a day. fucking nightmare)

-none of your best friends trust you with money or drugs.

-you don't go to parties because you might run into someone you owe money.
-you will risk being spotted by someone you owe if there is a good chance of finding pills in the medicine cabinet of the party house.
-you learned how to pick locks because your parents started locking up their pills. (youtube ftw)
-you steal points from your doctor because you refuse to spend $1.50 buying them.
-you've spent the $2 bills you'd had since childhood. (and half-dollars, and dollar coins...)
-all of your belts have bite marks on them.
-you always wear a belt when you leave your house, even when the pants don't require them.
-you only get giftcards on holidays, because your family won't give you cash.
-you only use those giftcards to buy things pawnable for the maximum amount of money.
-you know when other people's prescriptions get filled.
-you've made eye contact with someone outside your car while shooting up driving or on the street and you didn't stop.
-you dream about ridiculous scenarios in which you get free dope and wake up devastated.
-you start every day by running to the bathroom because you wanted a nightcap and didn't save anything for the morning.
-you've pulled a balloon out of a mcdonald's toilet and shot it up.
-you've ever gotten in trouble for having a spike behind your ear.
-you nod off in the police car after getting arrested and clasp your hands in your lap so the cop thinks you're praying and doesn't keep waking you up. (hehe)
-you have your own sharps container.
-your dealer asks you to shoot him up.