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You might be a junkie if...

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when every other text message on your phone is related to a drug sale of some sort.

when your closet is half filled with clothes and half filled with bags of poppy pod stems and you're recycling bin is filled with empty grapefruit juice containers.

when you have a fairly impressive collection of empty prescription pill bottles in every random part of your room and car even though you're constantly throwing them away.

when you come to this thread just to feel less lonely.

when you read this thread and can't tell if you're laughing or crying or if it even matters considering you just scored your d.o.c.

when the only time people ask if there is something wrong with you is when you're not high.

when your definition of HIGH is simply not in withdrawals and not depressed with a slight motivation to get out of bed and possibly even the house.

when almost every book on your bookshelf is a junky memoir of some sort.

when it's seven thirty in the morning and you're posting in this thread.

when you get in a car accident and break a few bones and while you're sitting in the ER on a morphine drip you're thinking "this is the best thing that has ever happened to me, I've never felt this good before"
 
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when broken bones, hospital visits, dentist surgeries, and other misc. injuries are all fantastic news. like you would be jumping for joy if any of you or your friends were seriously injured and in the hospital. em docs got the best dope :)
 
when your best friend who you've known your entire life won't talk to you any more because she's trying to get clean and you remind her too much of dope. And it took you a month to notice she wasn't talking to you because all you ever think about is dope. And you think it's a good thing she won't talk to you because you don't want her to end up like you which is what would have happened.
 
when you can't think of a dentist without thinking of a possible vicodin script even though you'd have to take the whole bottle of vicodin at once just to keep you out of withdrawal. then you might be a junky.

when it takes you an hour of staring at the the television to realize that you've been watching an infomercial on cleaning products for an hour, and you couldn't be happier about it. then you might be a junky, or at least really high.

when at least once or twice a year you have to sit down and have a talk with various friends or family members and reassure them that you are not on heroin and you're not a coke addict, all the while rationalizing in your head that it's true because you're not using heroin or coke, just morphine and adderall. possibly a junky.

when every morning before you go to sleep you erase the history of your web browsing activities on your laptop because you don't want your loved ones to know the extent of your drug obsessions just in case you never wake up from OD'ing on all the pills you took to get to sleep.
 
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your out of shape ass is winded and sweating after walking a block or two, but you can power walk a 6 minute mile to meet yer man no problem cuz he may be dipping out any minute
 
when you go to rehab and while detoxing have dope dreams about gettin high in the bathroom. then u wake up and run to the bathroom cuz u thought u left the needle in there.
 
deaf eye said:
your out of shape ass is winded and sweating after walking a block or two, but you can power walk a 6 minute mile to meet yer man no problem cuz he may be dipping out any minute
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Aint that the fuckin truth.

I can be layin on my couch like a lump all day, then in the course of 10 minutes, dress, put my shoes on, withdraw money from the ATM, make 2 calls and have 200mg of oxymorphone chopped up and ready to sniff out of a dollar bill.
 
deaf eye said:
your out of shape ass is winded and sweating after walking a block or two, but you can power walk a 6 minute mile to meet yer man no problem cuz he may be dipping out any minute
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lol this. i know i get super strength when i'm fiending and motivated to meet my hooks.

also when youre lungs are bad...from ONLY smoking when you're high.

when you consider turning into a pothead or alcoholic as a "responsible lifestyle alternative" to slamming gear.
 
random vomiting isn't alarming

the closest thing to a shopping trip you've had recently is when you and your friends went to Target to buy needles together

you wouldn't take hydrocodone or vicodin even if they were free because you cant shoot them up

spending $60 on dope in a day is normal but you agonize over paying .30 cents more for the medium fry instead of the small at McDonalds
 
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random vomiting isn't alarming

the closest thing to a shopping trip you've had recently is when you and your friends went to Target to buy needles together

you wouldn't take hydrocodone or vicodin even if they were free because you cant shoot them up

spending $60 on dope in a day is normal but you agonize over paying .30 cents more for the medium fry instead of the small at McDonalds
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check...check...check...check.


also, considering it a successful day when you can afford a gatorade or pack of smokes after copping, just cuz you had that extra few dollars left over.
 
When your moms jewelry is in the pawn shop.... makes me think of requiem for a dream and how they keep stealing jared letos mom tv to pawn it
 
You might be a crackhead if you fuck doggystyle - so she can check the carpet while you look out the window blinds.


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You might be a junky if you have a needle exchange card but no drivers license or photo I.D.


You might be a junky if you have read every page of this threadm
 
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