You may be a junkie if your username is "Bigfanofthemdrugs"
your username always cracks me up man.

if youve ever paid for drugs in mixed $1 bills and quarters
or if it takes you 2 hours to go to the bathroom (number 1 or 2 lol)...Got another one
You might be a junkie if
You get up to take a piss, and it takes you 2 hours to find the bathroom!
you might be a junkie if you fall asleep more times sitting straight up than if you were lying down in bed,
or if it takes you 2 hours to go to the bathroom (number 1 or 2 lol)
You believe Jesus was on your DOC 24-7
You might be a junkie if....
- you've rear ended someone while nodding and waiting to cross international boundaries.
Operation Stoned Jesus in effect.
You might be a junkie if....
- taking a proper and prompt piss upsets you b/c it indicates your high is winding down.
- you accidentally drive into Mexico.
- you find a way to make the most out of above accident.
- you have a mental roster of which friends have HCV.
- you've rear ended someone while nodding and waiting to cross international boundaries.