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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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You may be a junkie if your username is "Bigfanofthemdrugs" :P your username always cracks me up man.
 
if youve ever paid for drugs in mixed $1 bills and quarters

More times than I want to admit to. :p


If you buy enough of your DOC to last several days and ask your husband to hide some of it so you won't use it all in 1 day (or a few hours, heh) and as soon as he leaves the house you are on a frantic search to find the stash. :!
 
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You walked in the middle of the night with your drug dealer to withdraw two-hundred dollars but you had to find the atm with the lowest withdrawal fee because that extra dollar is going to make or break your next deal (lol sarcasm but I did this).

You threw up in a bag full of beer bottles to avoid throwing up on your friend's floor.... you then grab the bag and take out the bottles to rinse in the sink.

You look forward to throwing up so you can get your nod on. (On good dope).

You snorted lines of dope and popped pills with your co-worker at your job, in the middle of the mall.....

You ran around your room for a few seconds cause the dope burned so bad but then you go and do another bag because it's worth it.

You slammed your fingers in your closet or cut them on glass but it's okay because the heroin masks the pain for the most part.
 
Ya'll are some gangsta mufkkrs, I swear. Reading the last several pages of this tonight was both terrible and impressive.

You might have a genuine habit if you read the whole "you might be a junky if" thread and recognize some of the activities or actions as familiar.

To feel an affinity for, and a familiarity with, over half of the posts in a 33 page thread discussing an addict's journey, might make one an addict.
 
U might be if you know ur dealer's girl, all 4 of his kids by name and they know ur name, his brothers, and mom cause ur there like u almost freaking live there and the neighbors think ur an adopted sister cause ur white n blond and hes puerto rican!
 
^ my old dealer used to actually have his girl run dope to me and no one else cuz.

you might be a junkie if you see your dealer more often than your s/o.
 
You might be a junkie if:
If You have two drawere full of used rigs..
One drawer with the ones that MIGHT still work
One drawer with the ones that probably won't
You've discerned this through trial and error!

If you have to make a real effort to stay awake while stopped at a redlight so you don't rear-end the car in front of you

If order food off the dollar menu so they'll let you use the bathroom....and then throw it away because you're not hungry....

If you get nostalgic when you accidentally stumble upon an area with abandoned factories and what appears to be prostitutes in a city other than your own...

If you go to your dealers house and watch what USED TO BE your TV while you wait for him to bag up your shit...
 
You might be a junkie if you fall in love with & steal a bikie's crackhead girlfriend who feeds you ice around the clock.
 
you might be a junkie if you fall asleep more times sitting straight up than if you were lying down in bed,
 
...Got another one
You might be a junkie if
You get up to take a piss, and it takes you 2 hours to find the bathroom!
 
you might be a junkie if you fall asleep more times sitting straight up than if you were lying down in bed,

Hahaha yes this.... head back and eyes closed.

You might be a junkie....

If you contemplated dropping out of school and packing up your backpack to go spend your savings on heroin. Yup I sat in college one day and thought about doing this.... I still do but at least it's only a thought.
 
You believe Jesus was on your DOC 24-7

Operation Stoned Jesus in effect.

You might be a junkie if....
- taking a proper and prompt piss upsets you b/c it indicates your high is winding down.
- you accidentally drive into Mexico.
- you find a way to make the most out of above accident.
- you have a mental roster of which friends have HCV.
- you've rear ended someone while nodding and waiting to cross international boundaries.
 
Operation Stoned Jesus in effect.

You might be a junkie if....
- taking a proper and prompt piss upsets you b/c it indicates your high is winding down.
- you accidentally drive into Mexico.
- you find a way to make the most out of above accident.
- you have a mental roster of which friends have HCV.
- you've rear ended someone while nodding and waiting to cross international boundaries.

Lolwut!
 
You know what they say its all fun and games until you accidently drive into mexico.

I got high one time and accidently almost entered an air force base. Good thing no one was on post cuz you aren't supposed to be allowed to turn around without thembsearching you and i was baking my car with a bowl at the time
 
I shot dope and ate a bunch of ativan before driving on an airforce base to go to a military ball (looked like a stud in my dress greens) to have a grand time and meet a 2 star general. needless to say I nodded out and got a lot of stares lol.
 
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