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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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I was just giving you shit my friend :) i see you remedied the problem. You might be a bluelight junkie if you spent money on a new keyboard instead of your dope habit XD
 
You may be a junkie if your habit cost $70 a day but throigh some creative thinking you made the $150 you overdkrkafted ur bank account a week ago last until now and you still have a quarter of a gram

You nay be a junkie if your next tattoo idea is to get on one foot your bluelight avatar of Calvin pissing on a smiley face and on the other foot a badass looking needle where the side partd of the plunger thwt sticks out is on one side an angel wingband on the other side a bat wing..... with the actual plunger thwt you press down being a button labeled "self-destruct". You may be a junkie ir you think this tattoo idew is the cooleet thing that will ever make its way on to man's skin

Editt- this is the tattoo that i stole the wing idea from. But the self destruct button is my original idea :)
 
Sounds like an awesome tat idea to be honest. I might modify it for myself and put it on my right arm and incorporate it into a sleeve.
 
You might be a junkie,if one day you decide it's time to get clean so you delete your dealers number from your phone but before deleteing it you write it down somewhere,just in case you may need it again.
 
^lol yeah i used to hide stuff there. I was moving some furniture last month and found an old rig under the couch and at the point i had been clean for 8 months
 
If when your husband is hospitalized for 8 days you make him cheek his oral pain meds and hide them for when you come to visit. Then you get completely jealous and shitty when he gets Fentanyl during a procedure to place a pic line. Shameful but true...:p
 
^my old roommate had a fentanyl drip in the hospital and he hated it. I asked him if i could clean his line off so i could use it for a bit but he said "no" and pressed the button and nodded out in front of me...
Might be a junkie if you sneak your buddy in the hospital a loaded rig and hit him right after he got out of ICU...
 
You might be a junkie if.........

Your dealer is actually worried on how much you're going through.

you get junkie eyes? this is where you know you have x amount in your room lost and you see summit and squint and think it's a little bag. Lately I got 4x >.2g bags and lost 1x >.2g on each LOL anywhere from the street to this desk, I've looked n looked but room needs a proper clean.
 
Bigfanofthemdrugs said:
you might be a junkie if at least half of the bills in your wallet have been rolled up to snort.
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My version of this is having a collection of at least 5 straws in my drug cabinet. I don't like snorting with bills so that's why I have a half-cut straw collection 8(

You might be a junkie if your dealer tells you it's really hot out (police heat) today and maybe you should wait until tomorrow to roll thru but you end up going right into the fire to cop anyways. This is one of the most stressful things ever. On days like these I see at least 10 cops just sitting there or rolling thru the ghetto streets looking for drugs.
 
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