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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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Should be "made kid eat with plastic ware because you pawned/scrapped all the metal in your place and saved the last spoon for yourself".
 
Last night a buddy of mine just used a bottle of spring water that was in the back of his truck that bottle had been there so long the sun had bleached the label and he pours it in a spoon and throws his stuff in and says you want me rig yours up for ya, I'm like no dude I'll wait till I get to the house...-and in blue light fashion I did slap the shit out of him and said you so gonna get a blood infection

Some would say I shouldn't have let him do it period but you don't know this guy he would have just stuck me with it for bitchin.
 
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you might be a junkie if cop think u had a green and a red socks for style when u didnt havenotice before
 
HA! That's great ("made kid eat with plastic ware because you pawned/scrapped all the metal in your place and saved the last spoon for yourself") gold , how about...hmmmm...

If you see no irony in tying off in the graveyard...then ya' just might be a junkie.
 
^ you just reminded me of something i did around christmas of 2010. I copped dope, didnt have any water. Went inside a nearby church and got a rig full of holy water to cook my dope with. Whos got holy blood now? THIS GUY!
 
Wow now that's crazy, I guess you're the pope of dope! Ha did you see the light?? Well hmmm....to keep things goin....ermmmm...

If you've ever cooked down with holy water....you must surely be a junkie lol. jp let's see

If the reason your face is all scratched and bloody is because you, "Fell in a thornbush." then ya just might be a junkie.

Ha I've got it. If the length of your intestines have nothing on the length of your shoestring collection....then ya' just might be a junkie.
 
No, I'm bout to watch it now but fear I may regret it....ha!
If while buying a pack of smokes and digging for your change, you pulled out a knotted off shoestring...then ya' just might be a junkie...
Here's a good one...

If your Interferon treatment triggered you last relapse.....
 
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If you took around 16mg suboxone yesterday and realized it was way too much cuz you havent slept a wink yet and its 730am and you feel like the bupe on your receptors is gonna ruin the next few days of your life and make you waste that $350 u just overdrafted ur bank account that will mostly be blocked. (Amd of course be 95%a spend on smack), you may be a junkie
 
Might be a junkie if you asked the red cross people/nurses if you can draw your own blood because you know how to hit your veins better than any of them.
 
"If you took around 16mg suboxone yesterday and realized it was way too much cuz you havent slept a wink yet and its 730am and you feel like the bupe on your receptors is gonna ruin the next few days of your life and make you waste that $350 u just overdrafted ur bank account that will mostly be blocked. (Amd of course be 95%a spend on smack), you may be a junkie". Perhaps then you just might be a junkie....maybe....perhaps :D jpjp

"Might be a junkie if you asked the red cross people/nurses if you can draw your own blood because you know how to hit your veins better than any of them." ...Good stuff...hmmmmmm.....

I'm at a loss right now, too much beeroin...how bout Chuck Norris doesn't have track marks on his arm...he goes straight for the jugular.

lol okay out of our context hmmmmmmmmm....

If you...damn I think I'm out of Junkie joke.... :/

If you, "haven't shot dope in weeks! Just check my arms for tracks! here look! (everyone's aware you used up the veins in your arms long ago)"....then ya' just might be....
 
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You might be a junkie if you have no idea on how you used to spend your time before you became an addict.
 
You set an alarm to wake you up from a nap because you need to get up in time to go do dope with a friend..... you open for work tomorrow and know you will be tired as hell but dope is more important.
 
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