• Welcome Guest

    Forum Guidelines Bluelight Rules
    Fun 💃 Threads Overdosed? Click
    D R U G   C U L T U R E

You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

Status
Not open for further replies.
Lol stayfaded thats a trip ha

Darvocet yuck (thank god those are gone doctors can not make me go home with thay bullshit now they give low dose 5/500 at the worst to go home eith where i live...I know times changed and yours was a while ago im sure with that dudes leg he had some goood shit lol

I remember this one guy would sit on a bench picking at a discusting huge open sore from knee to ankle. I was around 15 so i remember clearly and ill never forget. He would pick at it make it really bad then bed for money and frequent the e r for drigs....... One o his dealers was a friend of mine, i was always way to discusted to ask why he woild do thay to his self. I was still pretty niece atm so the dealer had told me the story one day when i broight up about that scab picker swollen maggot looking leg guy....
 
Not sure if I mentioned this one before, but

You might be a junkie if you keep a bottle of some random generic tylenol on you when going into someones house so that if they have vicodin in their medicine cabinet you can take them all and replace them with the tylenol that looks exactly like them, instead of taking some and worrying about them noticing. Chances are they won't be able to tell the difference, and you just got yourself all the vikes without having to worry about only taking a few and them noticing. I do have a heart though. I only do this with prescriptions that are 4 months old or more and have barely been touched, because then I know they don't need them, or they can get by on the tylenol alone. Also I use an odd tylenol generic so chances are they have never seen it, and won't recognize it if they go to take one. Since I'm in their medicine cabinet anyways, I check to make sure that if they have tylenol in there it's not the same as the one I have on me to replace the vicodin with.

Holy shit, I just went to search for a picture of the specific pill I use by typing in the marking, and someone on a pill ID site wrote "its a tylenol sized pill capsule shaped with imprint of m2a4 57344 it has no scoring in it and it has a coating what could it be it was perscribed for my son as hydrocodone but isn't shown in the listings of that."

Someone beat me to the punch, because it was dated 2009 and I only started using that pill a few months ago, and tbph I only did this twice. The marking in that quote is the one on the pills I use, but the pic of it that I saw somewhere else was a circlular pill (like the 512 percocets 5's or the watson 932 perc 10s) instead of the usual oblong shape of tylenol and vicodin. It's kinda sketchy that this company makes two different tylenol pills, one of which looks exactly like some percocet generics, and the other looks exactly like vicodin. Most tylenol is noticably smaller than vicodin (to us regular users anyway) but the ones I mention are about the same size, although they don't have a score on the back.
 
^ Priorities, man... Priorities.


...I've nodded out while going down on my girlfriend. Man, I don't know who that sucked for more.

i used to nod out all the time during foreplay, not for long enough for it to be noticed, or at least complained about.
 
all u need is a water bottle a rigg n a cigarette to shoot up... ; )

lol n a bathroom
 
Last edited:
Ok, this one is a little long people.

... your favorite sock is the one with the burn hole from the time you dropped a cigarette between your foot and the inner lining of your sneaker. (True story)

... every time you go to the pharmacy and see the gigantic bottles of various opiates and other delicious controlled substances, you fantasize about hopping the counter and grabbing everything you can before the biggest pharmacist pins you to the ground.

... if, and then, you think: "Hey, if I had a gun, I could take my time or even have them to do the sorting for me!"

... if, and then, you think: "No, no. Breaking in at the dead of the night would be better. Just hurl a metal trash can through the window. They never lock the pharmacy section or close it up. I could grab all the cigarettes on the way out too."

... if, and even then, you fantasize about having the skills to kill the burglar alarm and cameras and go in discretely from the back with perfect precision.

.. you're still kicking yourself for not grabbing those two full bottles of Xanax and Valium that were right up on the divider only 1 inch from your reach that time at the pharmacy.

... you think, "if only that friend I was with wasn't filling a prescription!"

... when you first tried dope, you didn't get too high and wondered why it was you hadn't been feeling like this for your whole life.

... when you did it a couple more times, finally got really high, and realized you wanted to do this for the rest of your life.

... doing dope motivates you to get stuff done, instead of making you not want to do anything.

... you go on antidepressants and wonder why opiates aren't prescribed for depression.

... you lay out that "possibly a little too much" line/shot and do it anyway because you know you'll either get really high or finally just die peacefully.

... you can't figure out how you got all that money for all that dope that you did over the past (insert period of time here).

... you used to have a balance in your savings account.

... you will never have a balance in your savings account again.

... you enjoy itching the shit out of yourself while you're high.

... you get scabs around your nostrils from all that itching.

... your pimples were getting so much better... then you scratched your face up... and again... and again...

... you hate the shit out of Eminem for making his little bullshit albums about baby pill habits (Aww, I feel so bad for you. It must have been hell waiting for the nice pharmacist at CVS to give you your Vicodin and sleeping pills in little bottles with your name on them. Boo-fucking-hoo, you had to go to the doctor a couple times a month and deal with a baby-sized addiction that probably cost you a few hundred dollars a month after insurance. Why don't you try being dope-sick off a dope habit where you spend more than that in a week for 4 hours while waiting for the runner to re-up? How many nights have you spent crying on your bathroom floor because your shot was filled with blood and you're desperately racing against time to finally get it in to any vein you can use before it clots up and wastes the only shit you had to keep you well for the night? That last one isn't my personal story, but the point still stands.)

I think that's it for now. I think the Eminem rant is a good place to leave off

QFT. Especially the part about hating hearing about people having such horrible w/d from hydrocodone. I do like listening to Eminem tho, at least his earlier albums. lol.
 
If you take ketamine as a painkiller for K-cramps, you might be a junkie... (doesn't really work for any other drugs though, but it's pretty junky)
 
Last edited:
1.Posting up outside the pawn shop soliciting an ipod knowing that you can sell it to them for 20 dollars cheaper than the shop all while getting much more money than you would by selling it directly to the shop.
2. The people at Taco Bell/KFC know what your their for and unlock the door when they see you walk in. ( The ones in Philly/Any-City that have to unlocked manually by an employee.
3. The people at KFC think you and your boy are gay lovers because he is too impatient to wait his turn so you just go in at the same time.
4. This one is for my S.E PA/NJ/DE people---Going to the Wawa to steal deli made sandwiches because you spent all your money on dope.
 
Kids do not do that!
The scary shit is this chick I would go cop with did that shit all the time! I told her that she should really learn how to shoot correctly and take precautions. The sad thing is she was almost 30 and had a kid but did such dangerous and stupid shit :\


This one is for my S.E PA/NJ/DE people---Going to the Wawa to steal deli made sandwiches because you spent all your money on dope.
Hahah yeah cause its only that or 711 and all the cops are always at the 711's in philly, wtf.
 
1.Posting up outside the pawn shop soliciting an ipod knowing that you can sell it to them for 20 dollars cheaper than the shop all while getting much more money than you would by selling it directly to the shop.
2. The people at Taco Bell/KFC know what your their for and unlock the door when they see you walk in. ( The ones in Philly/Any-City that have to unlocked manually by an employee.
3. The people at KFC think you and your boy are gay lovers because he is too impatient to wait his turn so you just go in at the same time.
4. This one is for my S.E PA/NJ/DE people---Going to the Wawa to steal deli made sandwiches because you spent all your money on dope.

wawa the shit nigga word...

respectz kid!
 
im new to shooting. whats wrong with using a cig filter?

wawa the shit nigga word...

respectz kid!


so im not the only one after all. they are starting to wise up to the game at the wawa on aramingo ave. they want a receipt every time!
 
Last edited by a moderator:
thats actually not a total dick move with the taking of someones Wawa sandwich. The person who bought would probably just get a replacement. But you would make them wait longer. And that Wawa store would probably ban you from there.

Most of em now require the reciept but you could use a random piece of paper and throw it in the basket and just walk away quickly since they dont check it usually.

Wait a minute this whole post is just how to screw over Wawa dont do any of that
 
so in case anyone happens to work for Wawa they know

and I already typed it all, better to not waste it. Theres kids in Africa with no computers you know
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top