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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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...when you mad at your dealer for not answering or taking mad long but then you see him and you mad nice to him lol
 
If you can't write any more checks because the first three or four need to clear first, so you call every pawn shop you can find on Google to ask whether or not they'll take those gift cards you got for Christmas; they don't, and so you end up at the scrap yard with an aluminum scuba tank (don't ask)...
 
If you can't write any more checks because the first three or four need to clear first, so you call every pawn shop you can find on Google to ask whether or not they'll take those gift cards you got for Christmas; they don't, and so you end up at the scrap yard with an aluminum scuba tank (don't ask)...

The thing I do is go to the places I have my gift cards and find someone who will buy it off of me. I will knock some money off the card depending on the price like "hey dude ill give you this 25 dollar gift card for 20 or 15....." Awww yeah.
 
When you watch a documentary about the opiate trade and are rendered physically ill by the scene of goverment workers destroying an entire field of poppies.
 
Well these are things my cousin did:

When you order up $xxxx in pills and tell the dealer you'll give him an extra $50 to be there in 5 mins.

When you shoot 5 dilaudid 8s and go looking for cars to buy even though you're nodding off walking down the street and no one in their right mind would let you near them, let alone sell you a car.

When you're nodding off in the middle of a conversation and wakeup 5 mins later still thinkin everyones on the same subject and start to get mad when someone tells you you nodded off.
 
Sorry but who the hell buys cheese from a junkie in a pub??

Especially one that is also selling razor blades...
So many people will buy razor blades in the pub cos they are so fucking expensive for the Gillette blades.
They are the most shoplifted item in the UK.
Cheese and meat also easy to sell cos everyone after a bargain.
I've known junkies to even sell dogs in the pub.
If you've ever hit rock bottom its amazing the things you can sell for some quick cash.
 
I see pill heads and junkies selling meat/grocerries all the time i call them meat bandits lol. One guy stole a flatscreen from a house and also stole a wheelbarrow to carry it in haha ive seen some funny things
 
Their rock bottom price seems to be $20 lol

my other cousin whos been a junkie all his life, was medically dead 4 times, only has sight in one eye because he splashed acid in the other making meth was trying to sell his $80 food voucher for $30, spent the $300 for rent on drugs and tried to tell everyone he found the money on the side of the road in an envelope. What are the chances of a one eyed junky finding an envelope with $300 in it in a town where everybodys 'down' before anyone else does?
 
So many people will buy razor blades in the pub cos they are so fucking expensive for the Gillette blades.

I was thinking about this, actually. I was thinking, "who the hell would buy razor blades?" But then I thought more about it, and if a junkie came up to me and offered to sell me a package of razor blades for like... cheap... I might consider it. In the store, the blades are like, what, $20 + ?
 
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