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You Might Be A Junkie If... v. Oops, I nodded with the needle still in.

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you can't remember when the last time you took a shit was.... " last tuesday ? "

Then you ask yourself when the last time you ran out of dope and remember when the last time you shit was " AHA "
 
SteeleyJ said:
you can't remember when the las time you took a shit was.... " last tuesday ? "

Then you ask yourself when the last time you ran out of dope and remember when the last time you shit was " AHA "
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When you run out of your opiate of choice and take something close to a 3 foot dump lol and feel amazing after.
 
Hahaha. Truth.
Whenever I run out of dope, I already know I'm going to clog the toilet that day with a massive opieshit.
 
I've never had that problem, because I saw my friend go through it and learned when I was a new junkie. She got so constipated she had to go to the hospital. I went with her, and the nurse kind of gave her a lecture -not in a mean way, she was just like "Heroin constipates you. What do you do when you first wake up? You fix, right? And you fix throughout the day, and you fix before you go to bed. You never let your body come off the drug enough to move your bowels".

It was true - I remember one time I was in a bathroom with said friend and it'd taken us a while to cop, and she was about to fix, and said "oh fuck... don't shit don't shit don't shit". And I was like dude, I'll wait outside - just GO. But she didn't want to. No wonder she had to go have the hospital unplug her. One time she told me it wouldn't come out so she reached back there (gross I know, but such is the glamorous life of a junkie), and "I swear it was the size of a baby's head".

Anyway, the nurse said "try to get 8 hours of sleep, try not to fix right before bed, and when you wake up, drink 16 oz of water, wait 15 minutes, and go use the bathroom FIRST. Even if you feel like you don't have to go, just try. THEN go fix". it just stayed with me because I never wanted to be in my friend's position, laying on a hospital bed about to get an enema from a stranger. I followed the nurse's advice and I usually don't have a problem.
 
BlueHues said:
No offense, but every time I read the title of this thread, it makes cringe..."Oops, I nodded with the needle still in"....That's not some quirky thing that happens to everyone...If the shot hits you so hard that you don't pull the syringe out of your arm....That's not usually a good sign...ask PSH

We can call the next one, "Whoops, I forgot to breathe and woke up dead.."

Sorry Seyer, I know its probably happened to a lot of people that haven't died, but I always associate it with ODing, which come to think of it, might be entirely appropriate for this thread!
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Lol I used to be disgusted by pretty much every DC title but I've learn't to accept it/even enjoy it(but keep it to BL at all fkin costs!). I don't IV but I am hopelessly opiod dependant ( I actually don't think I'd survive a CT w/d with my hypertension).
 
BlueSaffron said:
I've never had that problem, because I saw my friend go through it and learned when I was a new junkie. She got so constipated she had to go to the hospital. I went with her, and the nurse kind of gave her a lecture -not in a mean way, she was just like "Heroin constipates you. What do you do when you first wake up? You fix, right? And you fix throughout the day, and you fix before you go to bed. You never let your body come off the drug enough to move your bowels".

It was true - I remember one time I was in a bathroom with said friend and it'd taken us a while to cop, and she was about to fix, and said "oh fuck... don't shit don't shit don't shit". And I was like dude, I'll wait outside - just GO. But she didn't want to. No wonder she had to go have the hospital unplug her. One time she told me it wouldn't come out so she reached back there (gross I know, but such is the glamorous life of a junkie), and "I swear it was the size of a baby's head".

Anyway, the nurse said "try to get 8 hours of sleep, try not to fix right before bed, and when you wake up, drink 16 oz of water, wait 15 minutes, and go use the bathroom FIRST. Even if you feel like you don't have to go, just try. THEN go fix". it just stayed with me because I never wanted to be in my friend's position, laying on a hospital bed about to get an enema from a stranger. I followed the nurse's advice and I usually don't have a problem.
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Hmmmm, I take ridiculous amounts of strong opiods but am still regular. Think my bodies adapted or I'm an anomaly.
 
BlueSaffron said:
I've never had that problem, because I saw my friend go through it and learned when I was a new junkie. She got so constipated she had to go to the hospital. I went with her, and the nurse kind of gave her a lecture -not in a mean way, she was just like "Heroin constipates you. What do you do when you first wake up? You fix, right? And you fix throughout the day, and you fix before you go to bed. You never let your body come off the drug enough to move your bowels".

It was true - I remember one time I was in a bathroom with said friend and it'd taken us a while to cop, and she was about to fix, and said "oh fuck... don't shit don't shit don't shit". And I was like dude, I'll wait outside - just GO. But she didn't want to. No wonder she had to go have the hospital unplug her. One time she told me it wouldn't come out so she reached back there (gross I know, but such is the glamorous life of a junkie), and "I swear it was the size of a baby's head".

Anyway, the nurse said "try to get 8 hours of sleep, try not to fix right before bed, and when you wake up, drink 16 oz of water, wait 15 minutes, and go use the bathroom FIRST. Even if you feel like you don't have to go, just try. THEN go fix". it just stayed with me because I never wanted to be in my friend's position, laying on a hospital bed about to get an enema from a stranger. I followed the nurse's advice and I usually don't have a problem.
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Yeah I was in your friends position about a month ago. I didn't go for 16 days. First the doctor stuck his finger up my ass to break up the poop. Then I got an enema which didn't work. Went and saw a gastro doctor a day later who prescribed me linzess. That stuff is fire! I was able to poop a couple days later after I gave myself another enema. It was the most satisfying feeling I have ever experienced. I am doing better now on that front. Take Linzess everday and try to go at least 3 times a week.
 
I read about the new oxytrex medication in testing now with a different isomer I believe it was of naltrexone that only binds to intestinal opioid receptors preventing constipation. Maybe there's an RC vendor of it as it is not currently scheduled.
 
@JJ- That's a good one.

Between the abscess tales in another thread and the constipation stories in here, it's been a good week for gross out content in DC.
 
you know you are a junkie if:

when you run out of dope completely and you dont have any subs or pills to fight off the sickness. So you spend over an hour scouring your house collecting every baggie, razor with some residue, syringe and everything else that might possible have a few molecules of opiates/opioid on them and trying to gather it all together and just hope, hope that its gonna be enough to keep WDs away long enough. The whole time knowing that unless you get really lucky and find a chunk while you are carpet mining you are gonna be feeling shitty for the immediate future.
 
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Carpet surfing...fair enough.
Carpet surfing and then injecting the bounty...i dont know where to begin with how wrong that is.
:-(
 
juno nightmare said:
you know you are a junkie if:

when you run out of dope completely and you dont have any subs or pills to fight off the sickness. So you spend over an hour scouring your house collecting every baggie, razor with some residue, syringe and everything else that might possible have a few molecules of opiates/opioid on them and trying to gather it all together and just hope, hope that its gonna be enough to keep WDs away long enough. The whole time knowing that unless you get really lucky and find a chunk while you are carpet mining you are gonna be feeling shitty for the immediate future.
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