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You Might Be A Junkie If... v. Oops, I nodded with the needle still in.

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When you spill half the shot you are prepping on your pants, but hey fuck it, you've got more in the bag. The next day: compulsively thumbing spot on pants where spill occurred until you finally rip pants off and cut circle of denim out, spray it, and suck a surprisingly gold mixture out of jeans. But it's cool, 'cos you're punk rock and you've been looking for a spot needing of that old Fleas & Lice patch. Points if you do all this while waiting for some friends to pick you up and give you that ride to pick up the subs you've had on the back burner at the pharmacy for 3 weeks now.
 
When the girl you've wanted again for 5 years texts you and says that she's looking for a fuck buddy to help her get over her ex. She tells you that since the last time you were with her five years ago, she's lost all of her bedroom inhibitions, loves anal and rough sex now, and has an mdma connection, which she likes for sex as well. And you text her back that you're kind of busy these days, but you appreciate the gesture (you're really sick in bed waiting for the dope man to return your call).

God damnit WHY
 
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Oh wow man, you let her down...
you let us down...
but most of all, you let yourself down...lol (only joking, but that is a shit situation.
 
RedLeader said:
When the girl you've wanted again for 5 years texts you and says that she's looking for a fuck buddy to help her get over her ex. She tells you that since the last time you were with her five years ago, she's lost all of her bedroom inhibitions, loves anal and rough sex now, and has an mdma connection, which she likes for sex as well. And you text her back that you're kind of busy these days, but you appreciate the gesture (you're really sick in bed waiting for the dope man to return your call).

God damnit WHY
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Haha. Damn. I feel your pain man. Tell her if she really wants to get laid, to come bring you over 50 bucks so you can get well, then you'll put the smash on her all night if she wants.
 
^ I've so done that a lot of times
Good luck on actually getting off though unless you don't have much dope in ya

It got to the point where my nympho gf would just ride me until she got hers and knew to just roll off cause there was no chance for me
I'd just get up an do another hit

That's one thing that's great about getting clean having awesome sex again, and at first you can practically flick your dick and bust a load lol
 
Mr.Scagnattie said:
Haha. Damn. I feel your pain man. Tell her if she really wants to get laid, to come bring you over 50 bucks so you can get well, then you'll put the smash on her all night if she wants.
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When I'm clean, I have an insanely high sex drive. But when I'm deep into addiction, sex is the last thing on my mind. It's not about not wanting it because I couldn't perform. It's just I am just not psychologically into it at all. I have no sexual response to seeing an attractive woman or someone trying to seduce me. I'm about as extreme as it comes when sex drive shuts down during addiction. This was like 16 months ago, so the situation isn't the same. We're no longer living in the same city. But she is single and we still do flirt a lot, and she keeps talking about making the trip to visit. I'm practically ready to wire her travel funds. This girl is so freaking sexy that I get a metallic taste in my mouth when I see her.
 
deltakappamu said:
Yeah 3 weeks is way too long... you should really try your best to avoid this situation in the future. I cannot stress hydration enough.

You really don't wanna be in the hospital getting a digital (manual) stool removal. No fun. For the one administering, or the one receiving.
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I'm still trying to get this fixed... I've had little wins, more frustration and anxiety. Any ideas, I'm about two days from going to the hospital.
 
RedLeader said:
When the girl you've wanted again for 5 years texts you and says that she's looking for a fuck buddy to help her get over her ex. She tells you that since the last time you were with her five years ago, she's lost all of her bedroom inhibitions, loves anal and rough sex now, and has an mdma connection, which she likes for sex as well. And you text her back that you're kind of busy these days, but you appreciate the gesture (you're really sick in bed waiting for the dope man to return your call).

God damnit WHY
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LOL. That is painful to read but extremely familiar.

and Lou Reeds words of "they can all go take a walk" are apt here.
 
PLUR2000 said:
I'm still trying to get this fixed... I've had little wins, more frustration and anxiety. Any ideas, I'm about two days from going to the hospital.
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How about a strong laxative like bisacodyl? It will be unpleasent and maybe a little painful but id be surprised if it doesnt work.
Just make sure you use a stool softener first (like lactulose or milk of magnesia) or you might do real damage.
 
I know it's not the most pleasant option, but... if you can stomach starting to get sick for a few hours, that usually works if nothing else does. Just don't fix. Trust me, it'll come out. Just tell yourself "I can fix as soon as I go to the bathroom". I'd think if you woke up in the am and didn't fix, you should already be getting sick - you should be able to go by late afternoon...
 
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Yeah going to the bathroom before getting high is always a smart move. Helps you clear out whatever you go in you, both shit and piss, as urinary retention is a big problem for a lot of people too. When it was an issue for me, I would always make sure I pissed before I got high, because I knew It would be a lot harder to go once I used, and I hated that feeling of feeling like you have to piss so bad but not being able to actually do it.
 
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Hah yeah. It's so frustrating. I found taking a hot shower or splashing warm water on my dick helped a lot to make me piss. Otherwise I'd be standing there for an hour, red faced from trying to piss so hard, haha.
 
RedLeader said:
Ya...you know you're a junkie if your water bill is extremely high from having to run the faucet and/or shower for ten minutes anytime you need to urinate.
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Haha. Yes, as a above poster said, sitting down works wonders. Emasculating but that's ok.
 
bunge said:
How about a strong laxative like bisacodyl? It will be unpleasent and maybe a little painful but id be surprised if it doesnt work.
Just make sure you use a stool softener first (like lactulose or milk of magnesia) or you might do real damage.
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3 + weeks, and it's over (thanks to your advice. I used a ton of stool softener, then slept a few hours so my opioid levels would be at a low (without getting too bad) then took a heavy stimulant laxative... By the next hour I thought I would die, but two hours after that I passed the god forsaken amount of waste collected... And no hospital needed (it was close). THANKS BLUELIGHT PPLS.
 
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