You Might Be A Junkie If... v. Oops, I nodded with the needle still in.

[jackie jones]

If you begin to think deviant thoughts upon walking into a pharmacy.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

If you begin to think deviant thoughts upon walking into a pharmacy.

Ugh. Yeah I know that one. Hah.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

Your jaw goes completley fked when you look at how u used to look in the meth days (2003/2004).

and if you like rehab as you regard it as cosey.

Your dr forces you to take your oxycontin cos hes knows what ll happen if he doesn't.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Your drug dealer says you should consider getting clean...

 

[smokemctoke420]

^ lol yeah thats a bad one. ive also had the liquor store clerk say that to.

And you might be a junkie/alchi if the L store clerk already has your pint on the counter when you walk in and everytime he is right.

you might be a junkie if you break in your moms safe, steal her opies and benzos, overdose and then try to break into the new safe that she had to buy only 2 days later because you were waiting for a detox spot. that was a bad year for me and i still feel horrible about that.

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

You might be a faded ass junkie if you only get a drag or two off your cig and come to to it at the filter.

Or burning your leg.

 

[smokemctoke420]

^ I hate both of them. The first one, you see its out so you relight one take 3 drags and the cycle repeats. lol

 

[Blind Melon]

Yeah I remember the days of cigarette/joint burn holes in all my pants/boxers/coats/shirts.

You might be a junkie if you're watching your bank account deplete in 3rd person.

You might be a junkie if your remedy to spasms caused by benzo cessation is securing more benzos.

You might be a junkie if you read a thread where the OP asks you to narrow down your 2 fav drugs and you can't get lower than 5 different classes..

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

You might be a faded ass junkie if you only get a drag or two off your cig and come to to it at the filter.

Or burning your leg.

Haha. Truth.

 

[Chronic Asshole]

when driving along the street called Brown's Line makes you crave so fucking hard cuz you used to do lines of brown on Brown's Line

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

<---------- If that was ever you..

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

^ LOL.

You might be a junkie if your almost sole use of BL is to record your drug use/drug incidents.

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

Hes probably just really tired mr scag lol

That's exactly what i do whosajig well that and read drug related news.

 

[RedLeader]

Whenever you get actually sick, conversations go like this:

"Ya, I'm getting sick today."
"You're getting sick?"
"Ya....You know, like getting sick with a headcold"
"Yea...."

 

[Bob Loblaw]

If you feel like you could prep a shot & hit yourself in the dark.

If you've ever pulled up to a stop sign sober & pull away coming up.

If you run into a buddy downtown, late when all the convenience stores & bathrooms are closed, you pick up a bag & a rig from him, then scavenge for everything else you need to safely do a shot, without a car.

 

[phenethylo J]

If you begin to think deviant thoughts upon walking into a pharmacy.

or a veterinary clinic

 

[BlueSaffron]

If you're considering getting sober, but want "one more day to get really fucked up first".

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

If you feel like jesus son

 

[BlueHues]

If you feel like you could prep a shot & hit yourself in the dark.

If you've ever pulled up to a stop sign sober & pull away coming up.

If you run into a buddy downtown, late when all the convenience stores & bathrooms are closed, you pick up a bag & a rig from him, then scavenge for everything else you need to safely do a shot, without a car.

That sounds like half my life story right there!

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

If you feel like jesus son

when im rushing on my run.