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You know you're paranoid when.

you hear knocking on the door- realize its coming from the song your listening too, but still cant help to think that someone is about to kick in your door.
 
You're waiting for it to be announced your actually on a game show and everyone is watching you freak out.
 
Removing all the furniture from your house, save one chair that faces the door. Sitting in said chair with a pistol waiting for 'them'.

I bought speed from that guy one time, no mas.
 
When you see anything with 2 wheels and immediately think "COP".

Whenever you pass an impala you instantly turn the music down and look over to see if it's a cop.

You're afraid to go into resteraunts/shops where cop cars are parked outside for fear they will "smell you" or something.
 
You might be paranoid if you have to make a triple run through of your house just to make sure nobody else is there, and then jump when you see your shadow behind you after run three, the first thought coming to your mind being
"SHIT I THOUGHT I MADE SURE THERE WERE NO SHADOW PEOPLE HERE"
 
JohnnyHopkins said:
You use "outfits" when going into an open-air market to cop...ie dressing like process server/softball player(where is the game sir? I'm lost), and a few more...all because you just know today is the day you're going to be pulled over and not have a somewhat legit reason for being in the area.
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hahahahaha yo--its funny to me cuz this is the only post related to the paranoia *I* know about in this thread . Good looks on takin it there-it aint gotta be just for the meth heads and stoners (hey, i aint hatin, I used to be one, but thanks alot probation-anyways) it can be for us dopeheads too, we definatly got the paranoia game on lock too..

I can related to the "outfits" thing, In the past when i was involved in shit that I already been convicted for, so I aint incriminating a damn thing, I use to dress up in business type clothing sometimes. i mean shit, I "was" doing "business" of some kind, and i always did considered myself a businesswoman, saleswoman, watever, so it fits, kinda.

anyways, Really, it was just my court clothes that i would wear, cuz thats the only "nice" clothes I had, but i would put on like the nice fitting black dress pants, a plain white shirt with a nice looking jacket over it, do my hair up nice and put on some heels....I dont know why i thought that if i drove around lookin like some young desk-bitch from a office I would be less likely to get caught considerin the whip i was pushin was busted and all kinda fucked up and messy. SMH....


I did earn a lifetime of paranoia from that life tho, and to this day as a 100% clean livin boring-ass "normal" person now, i still find my self checkin the rearview and pickin out the "undercovers" that I see..The thing is, Im usually right. So paranoia aint always a bad thing. you need to use it to ur advantage and not let it ruin your nerves, thats all.

Anyways,
As far as COPPIN goes....I would come up with such elaborate-ass shit....Hiding places that came fully involved with a back story,

You know you paranoid when you think of some shit like THIS:

A few years ago, some of my dealers was right near by a lil strip mall with a C-Town (the ghetto supermarket that they only have in the hood ). So my plan was that I would go to C-Town and have my dealer meet me inside the store and then stay in the store and go food shopping.

Then while in the store after buyin the shit go into the bathroom with the bags and like, open up the loaf of bread and take half the loaf out and hollow out a little hole in the middle of a couple of the pieces and put the dope inside, then put the other half of the loaf back in covering it, and tie the bag tight so its just a loaf of bread.

Or this one is even better and even more created by paranoid fear:
buy a box of cereal and carefully take the bag out of the box upside down-like open the bottom flaps instead of the flaps on top of the box without tearing the flaps or nothing.

Then once the bag is out, go to the bottom end of it and cut a inch or two slit with a razor, and slip the dope in and mush it around for a while until its totally lost inside the cereal somewhere at the bottom of the bag.

Then seal up the hole real quick with some tape and a lighter to make it as natural as possible, slide the bag back into the box with the un-cut side up. Then use super glue or somethin to glue the flaps on the bottom of the box back together carefully so it dont look like it been fucked with at all.

Then put the groceries back in your bag with your cereal box all casual and shit and go outside and even if you get stopped AND searched on the way home, your shit is inside a SEALED, UNOPENED box of Lucky mutha fuckin Charms.

THAT is how you know you paranoid--when you come up with schemes like this everytime you go to cop...and even if you never use them, just the fact that you COME UP with the shit to begin with--you paranoid.
 
/\that crazy shit ever pay off for you? maybe paranoid but still cant deny that in your situation it wasnt a dumb thing to do by any means. paranoia and genius are separated by such a fine line... :P
 
You know you're being paranoid when you've been up for 6 days, your eyelids are drooping, your pupils are still the size of a loonie, you're sitting on edge and can't stop having psychotic thoughts, yet people tell you that you look like a zombie with the shakes.
 
Paranioa is one thing I really hate:p, I've done coke and speed, and I hate the way that stuff makes me. I wish I could see myself geekin' on tape or something, you know how STUPID:! that shit looks. I've done a lots of stoopid things while high on coke, but it was pretty short lived, I finally got my senses and went back to my first and only true love, Heroin....That I can manage, live with etc. Yes, it does generate minor paranoia if I had to cop off the corner, but far,far les than the other stuff. I anm very glad it has been 10+ years since I have done that stuff[coke or speed], really hate the paranoia....;)
 
you double check that your door is locked, you have your money ready for your dealer, and anything else like 30+ times over...
 
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