You know you're drunk when...

[untaMe]

when you hook up with fatties and regret it in the morning

 

[jdizzle]

When you think the living room of your apartment would make an excellent shooting gallery for your pellet gun.


When you start throwing punches at your best friends

When you get pulled over at 3am for doing donuts in your dad's E55 AMG -whoops

 

[GenericMind]

When you throw up in your cup, forget 2 minutes later, and start drinking from it again.

 

[zekethemusicman]

when you think the metal support poles in your friends basement provide for a good playground and start swinging around them. then you fall over and vomit small bits of chicken all over the floor, but you cant figure out why you just got sick

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

When you drop your mobile phone every two minutes. The back snaps off, the battery goes flying etc.

Thats why I don't have a cell phone now, im sick of replacing/repairing them.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

When your on BL while your friend goes to scout chips at the local store for nachos. ^ ^

 

[My.Suicide]

When your on BL while your friend goes to scout chips at the local store for nachos. ^ ^

made me lmao, Definatly been there before.

 

[SonOF]

when you turn down a fat blunt to leave the club with a fat chick.

Or, when you turn down a decent looking girl for some coke.

 

[patte4dm]

When you wake up in bed with some nasty fat ugly whore.

When you wake up and smell piss in your trash can.

When you get arrested because you decide every car on your block would look better without windows. (Props for naming the movie this is done in.)

SLC punks!

 

[patte4dm]

....When you puke all over yourself and than immediately go lay in the trunk of your car, close the trunk and than pee your pants.

 

[brutus]

When you pass out in your friend's front yard and it takes your friends two hours to find you.

 

[nativenick]

when you wake up in a drunk tank on a gym mat with clean new pants and a new shirt

 

[swlabr01]

when you use your goon bag as a pillow while you sleep some random park

 

[patte4dm]

....When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant.

 

[capEr]

when a 6am jogger wakes you up passed out in your own puke in your front yard and the front door is wide open covered in puke along with the front step and porch and you have no fucking idea how you got home and your back is sore for an obvious reason.

 

[UnSquare]

Very Annoyin'

...when I don't run out of alcohol.

 

[TSM]

When you try to start a fight with the FSU basketball team simply because they called your friend "baldy" in passing.

 

[manic_panic]

When you drop your nicely lit cigar on the floor, pick it up to puff on and burn the fuck out of your lips...

i can definitely relate to a lot of the previous posts. this thread is great.

 

[Zagenth]

....When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant.

??

 

[fizzle]

you wake up on a ferris wheel at the state fair, wearing a toga

(points if you can guess where I stole that from)