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You know you're drunk when...

When your chatting it up, having a great conversation with someone, only to realize that they've been asleep for the past 15 minutes.
 
When you punch a bouncer in the back of the head and just cover your face as they beat your ass at the club
 
When you can't even drink anymore because your so un-coordinated you can't get the alcohol in your mouth.
 
...when you talk to anyone and everyone that you meet and demand to know what football team they support

...when you start shouting at everyone

...when you send texts to girls you're trying to get with which profess your undying love for them and say things like "i'm lying in bed having a great time"

...when you walk 5 miles from the centre of town back home and it feels like it took you 2 minutes

...when you need to stop for a piss every 5 minutes, and go in the worst places e.g. a field where you rip your best jeans to tatters on a barbed wire fence

...when you repeat the mantra "i will NOT pull that fat chick" over and over in your head but you do it anyway

...when you knock everything over in your house and break it

...when you somehow rip a tile off your bathroom wall and don't know how you did it

...when drinking straight vodka feels like you're just taking a swig of water

great thread!
 
... when the world starts spinning and you begin to suffer from anterograde amnesia.
 
When you start peeing on public streets, and then obnoxiously bragging at how long your pee train is...

last night was so crazy
 
am i the only one who absolutely none of these things has happened to? of course ive woken up with unexplained cuts and bruises and all other sorts of mysteries but that qualifies under "you know you WERE drunk when....". personally, i know im drunk when my coordination starts to go and i get this feeling of being "drunk" as opposed to buzzed. beyond that stage, it's difficult to remember things.
 
when you walk into an empty room in the hostil you are staying in and piss on the floor.

or when you piss your matress, flip it over, piss it AGAIN later on in the night, flip it over to find it wet on the oter side and sleep on the floor.

ahh ireland....fond memories.
 
ill chain smoke a pack within an hour

i start thinking of pranks or funny shit to do to random people at the party

i forget a girls name ive been talkin too all night and cal her somethin else :)

like alotta people said already, al alchohol tastes like water

last but not least i can never get a full stomach no matter how much i eat, untill i just pass out.

i still think that pot munchies dont have shit on the drunk munchies.
 
When people start having sex on the couch you're passed out on and you don't give it a second thought.
 
when somehow you get cuts from about 5 different sharp objects through-out the house, wandering about aimlessly
 
marquee said:
When people start having sex on the couch you're passed out on and you don't give it a second thought.
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when you attempt to join in, get punched, and just fall asleep on them
 
when you make a quadruple post on bluelight

when you are about to type something and forget...

when you ..,..............................um

how am i still able to type? i'm a master typer
 
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