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You know your a pothead when . . .

myanmar said:
you don't have to show your ID @ the coffeeshop anymore
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Huh?

You gotta be 18 to buy coffee? where the fuck you from? LOL.

Well i know im a pothead cuz.....

When i run outta weed all i gotta do is look under the bed, in pants pockets i aint worn in a long time, etc....(once found like a quarter in my pocket and it had only beena wek sincei wore those pants. it was nice)


and just about everythign everyone else said, and more than i cant think of.
 
lacey k said:
Huh?

You gotta be 18 to buy coffee? where the fuck you from? LOL.
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How can you be a pot-head and not know this kid is clearly from amsterdam? ;)

(in amsterdam they sell weed in coffee shops :))
 
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he's from groningen (student city in the north)

there is more to the netherlands than amsterdam (not just tulip fields and mills) ,

and the coffeeshop policy is national
 
Yeah, im just going to go ahead and say i was sure of the name of the country (sorry :o) so i went with my fail-safe answer "amsterdam" (which i of course know is a city :))

I couldnt remember if it was netherlands or holland :o
 
both are ok , lol i thought you were one of thos americans who thinks we all walk on clogs with tulips in our hair.


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when once you stop toking for a month you see the nail from your smoking finger getting white real slowly from the bottom and come to the conclusion it's been resinated from all the joints you smoked by yourself.
 
you'd rather sit at home alone/with a few friends and blaze than go out and try and holler at some sluts.
 
Mary Poppins said:
when you go to hide your weed stash when you go away and find another weed stash you'd hidden in the same spot but forgotten about....
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IVE DONE THAT BEFORE!

IT WAS SICK!



When someone asks you what you did over the weekend and you give them a blank stare=D
 
when you carry a packed bowl and a lighter stashed next to you in your car, ready at a moment's notice.

when you do homework stoned.
 
Jake1er said:
When you find yourself standing in the middle of the room wondering what the hell you where doing
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Hahaha, that sounds like a review of my whole weekend... =D

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You know ur a pot head when even your stoner friends have to confiscate the bong off you seeing as your so stoned you cant move/talk, even though you honestly had no intention of having a cone... well for the minute anyway 8( :p
 
- when you are surfing this page instead of writing ure essay due for tomorrow

- when 2 messages into the thread, u start rolling a spliff

- when all you can see around you right now are empty chocolate wrappers, objects used as ashtrays cos ure too lazy to move, papes, grinder, bits of tobacco, thousands of little bits of paper u ripped to make a roach and tons of stalks lying around

- when you estimate a 1/4 lying around ure carpet somewhere cos ure too lazy to grab a DVD cover to roll, and cos ure too damn lazy to vacuum.

- when u say 'oh maaaan' more than once a day

- when u actually laugh out loud at some of these entries cos, shit me, i actually did that!

- when ure stoned more than ure not

- when people don't notice when ure acting 'funny' cos, u know, she's just stoned again.

- when u find that ure listening to bob marley and smile

- when u lose the lighter in the same place every god damn time, but never remember where.

- when ure computer is used as a rolling board

- anyone need papes? they know who to find...

- u've adjusted to not having the munchies cos u can't afford food...

- meh, i'm stoned again
 
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