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you kno ur drunk when..

StAy HiGh

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Theres a "you kno ur a junkie and u kno ur a stoner when" threads so I figured I would make a "you know ur drunk when..." thread since I am a little drunk at the moment....

*The alcohol dosen't taste bad anymore
* You forgot what and how much you drank and don't really care
* You hope that you remember everything that happened in the morning
* You feel like dancing
* You feel like talking to everyone
* You would kill for a cig
*People who you normally wouldn't get with don't seem as bad anymore
* Walking is a bitch
*You pray you don't have a hangover in the morning

I'm goin 2 bed goodnight... add more if u think of anything
 
i maintain mental control no matter what the alcohol dosage, so i dont know what ya all talking about ;)
 
- every second word is or contains the word "fuck".

- making out with the short, hairy, creepy guy seems like a really good idea, and certainly not something that will be regretted in the morning.

- you think you can dance... fuck it, you KNOW you can dance.
 
^ Drink more.

You know your a Drunk when:

*you find yourself making bad choices but you don't do anything about it*

*'Using the restroom' takes on whole new meanings" lol

*You make friends you never realise you made (and they expect you to remember their name too)* lol

*You somehow end up at home without even remembering that you 'went' home (or how you got their)*

*You end up sleeping with someone who is on your 'people I will so not sleep with ever' list.*

yep lol

~Pixie :D
 
you know you where drunk when

you wake up in a room you dont remember walking to in a hotel you dont remember drinking at with a girl you dont remember meeting... ((god that was weird..))

when you stop bothering measureing out shots and just drink from the bottle

when your trying to have an indepth conversation with someone but your geting distracted by the room spining
 
you know you are drunk when someone asks you "What language do you speak?".

you know you are drunk when you have one last sip of gin and fall completely off the barstool shattering the glass and the people around you say "cheers!".
 
- When you wake up and instead of craving breakfast, you take 6 shots of 99 bannanas

- When you get home from work/school and just BINGE - I'm talking shot after shot after shot until I can literally feel my insides being torn up

- When you take the worst shits in the morning because you always drink urself to sleep the night before and you have had nothing else in ur system but alcohol

- When hangovers cease to exist (havent had one in ages)

- When 7 shots gets you buzzed rather than tipsy

- When 11 shots gets you tipsy rather than drunk

- When you break your foot on 17 shots and wake up the next day thinking the only way to cure the pain in ur broken foot is to take more shots, forget the fuqqn emergency room! (I eventually ended up going obviously)

- All your friends ask you "how drunk are you?" everytime they see you

- You get 2 DWI's in the span of 2 months @ the age of 18

- You misconstrue the thread so badly that you think its "you know your an alcoholic when...."

- You have to edit your post so many times cuz of the spelling errors cuz your on ur 9th shot of dewar's white label scotch with no chaser
 
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-When everyone is your friend.

-You go through 2 packs of cigarettes in a manner of hours.

-You talk to the same people for 4 hours, ask their name every half hour, and by the end of the night still don't know their fuckin' name.
 
You fall off the floor

You wake up next to a deflated blow-up doll covered in wipped cream

You tell your mate you are ok to drive and then stumble outside and sit for 15 min in the passengers seat wondering why the car wont start.

You try to play the piano until the guy who owns the house tells you to stop tapping the aquarium.

When the bouncers see you and go to kick you out they bring a stretcher.

You get into a fight with a martini glass; and it wins.

;) =D
 
incident said:
- When you wake up and instead of craving breakfast, you take 6 shots of 99 bannanas

- When you get home from work/school and just BINGE - I'm talking shot after shot after shot until I can literally feel my insides being torn up

- When you take the worst shits in the morning because you always drink urself to sleep the night before and you have had nothing else in ur system but alcohol

- When hangovers cease to exist (havent had one in ages)

- When 7 shots gets you buzzed rather than tipsy

- When 11 shots gets you tipsy rather than drunk

- When you break your foot on 17 shots and wake up the next day thinking the only way to cure the pain in ur broken foot is to take more shots, forget the fuqqn emergency room! (I eventually ended up going obviously)

- All your friends ask you "how drunk are you?" everytime they see you

- You get 2 DWI's in the span of 2 months @ the age of 18

- You misconstrue the thread so badly that you think its "you know your an alcoholic when...."

- You have to edit your post so many times cuz of the spelling errors cuz your on ur 9th shot of dewar's white label scotch with no chaser

Hey you sound exactly the same as me!

- Its Friday 5pm and your friends ask why you aren't drunk yet

- When you walk home from the bar in your bare feet

- Wake up in your own sick

- Hole in clothes/missing clothes

- When you buy everyone else drinks alot

- When your mum has to take you home

- You wake up on Sunday night and think its only Saturday morning
 
dag...

When you're friends pick you up and carry you inside.

When you're friends change your clothes because you've thrown up all over yours.

When your friends pick you and put you on the couch only to end up putting you on the floor because it's the only thing you cant fall off of.

When you wake up in the middle of the floor with someone else's pj's on with a big bowl next to you in a house you've never been too before.





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Horger said:
-When everyone is your friend.

-You go through 2 packs of cigarettes in a manner of hours.

-You talk to the same people for 4 hours, ask their name every half hour, and by the end of the night still don't know their fuckin' name.

Sounds like someone's been spiking your drinks with MDMA. Wish someone would do that to me. :p



You know you're sobering up when you find blood in your alcohol stream.
 
You know youre drunk when ...
....You are the ONLY one talking and everybody, i mean EVERYBODY has their rapt attention only on you
....You lose a succession of disposable lighters you had just purchased earlier....i mean...they just fuckin DISAPPEAR!!!
....you go through three packs of cigs (this is very true....its not just me smokin like a chimney, its me giving out cigs to all the bozos who mooch and accidentally spilling 3 or 4 sticks on the floor each time!)
...um...my stilettos start wiggling...i usually can walk for six hours straight on 4 inch spike heels....but when i start wobbling its a *whoopsie* sign
...i am dehydrated as fuck
 
You wake up fully clothed, boots and all, in your own bed. Then you pull back the covers to reveal a traffic cone.
 
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