you kno ur drunk when..

[syymphonatic]

-when you dance like you've never danced before, to the beastie boys, no less.
-when you skip rinsing out a used cup and fill it up anyway
-when you let your ex-boyrfriend hit on you because it's... flattering?

 

[Solipsist]

I've noticed this thread is turning into a combination of:
You know you're drunk when...
You know you're an alcoholic when...
You know you were super tanked last night when...

You know you're drunk when...
...you have a flash of pick-up insight, and realise that girls actually do like it when you rub your crotch against them as you dance. Them pushing you away actually means "Please continue with gusto".

 

[Riot Grrrl]

- When your at the bar and you put you're arm around your mate and say "I luv Yoo, nah nah seriously, mate, i luv yoo".

- when the bartender won't serve you anymore

- when you think you can pick a fight (AND WIN) with some of the drunken british/Irish backpackers (yes, this has happened to me)

 

[bassmasta]

you know you are drunk when you will take any drug that someone puts in front of you.

When you start eyeing the ugly or fat girl and even worse when you hook up with them and think that you just hooked up with a hot chick. Your friends try to tell you that she is busted but there is no stopping you.

When you piss in a friend's stairwell

When you tell everyone at the party that you are getting laid tonight and the girl who you were probably going to bang hears you say that and wants nothing to do with you anymore.

 

[[S]alvatore]

When the world seems to shine, like you've had too much wine........Dean Martin - That's Amore