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You can invite only one person, living or dead, to dinner.

Because some of us take threads seriously and derailing everyone one of them into coprophilia, whilst most of it is amusing, it is repetitive and a bit you know, shit.
 
Well I'll set a good example for you wee shites:

I would invite my mammy over for dinner because she'd be raging if I didn't.

I also love hearing her gab about the women at work she doesn't like 8)
 
Don Luigi said:
Well I'll set a good example for you wee shites:

I would invite my mammy over for dinner because she'd be raging if I didn't.

I also love hearing her gab about the women at work she doesn't like 8)
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Well i just fucked your mum and put her in a cab to FUBARS. So there...
 
Brah, talking about a man ma is fighting words there.

Strip to the waist boys....
 
Sadie said:
Brah, talking about a man ma is fighting words there.

Strip to the waist boys....
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Thank fuck.

I've been waiting for the chance to give all three of them a good dry slap.

On that note - I would not invite a cockney to dinner.
 
Urbain said:
Who would you choose, and what influences your decision?
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Barack Obama. Now that he is not working and can relax (or at least can try...) I'd like to invite Barry O'Bomber round for a light dinner, share a nice bottle of wine and a couple of spliffs with him and chat about his general views on life, his experiences as President of the United States for two mandates, how the world really works and his future projects. Wouldn't mind some life coaching too %) :)

Twigs said:
Alexander Shulgin.
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Good call... although I'd probably feel intimidated by Sasha. Don't know why, really, as he comes across as a lovable, pragmatic and very practical chap in his books
 
A really hot fucking porn star. Eat lobsters talk about generic crap then bone the fuck out of each other...
 
At first I was like yeh, Prince or Eminem or Kate Tempest or Robert Smith, but then I thought I may be all tongue-tied & not myself & they may shatter my illusions & be really fucking boring, so I'm going to be really boring & invite one of my best friends that I don't see very often & when we do, it's with other family & friends, and however long it's been since we last saw each other, we just pick straight up again & the conversation & laughs will flow. I don't want to cook though
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
At first I was like yeh, Prince or Eminem or Kate Tempest or Robert Smith, but then I thought I may be all tongue-tied & not myself & they may shatter my illusions & be really fucking boring, so I'm going to be really boring & invite one of my best friends that I don't see very often & when we do, it's with other family & friends, and however long it's been since we last saw each other, we just pick straight up again & the conversation & laughs will flow. I don't want to cook though
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Best answer in thread by a country mile.
 
I wanted to pick Donna Summer, but she said she only wanted to have dinner with Gershwin.

*rimshot*
 
Balls. I totally forgot to reply to my own thread. Been a busy few days building ikea furniture. Actually it's been a Fucking stressful few days. Thank fuck it's all done and I have a proper zen going on in my bedroom now...

Anyway I'd choose Hugh Laurie. I absolutely adore that guy. Super talented and he's probably got some crazy stories about his debauched antics with the other legend that is Stephen Fry...
 
I am changing my vote to Kate Moss. A night of obscene sex and good coke would go down a treat.
 
Yep you were right - it didn't take long for this thread to turn into sexual and druggie wuggie fuelled chat..
 
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