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You Aussies are some good looking people, I WANA MOVE

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dexis

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I mean are there any ugly Australians?
I think your exports are among the best looking in the world!
Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Rachael Ward, Colin Farrell, Keith Urban, Heath Ledger( i think), hell, even the Wiggles. (That's the one kid's show I actually enjoy, mommie wants to do Murray Wiggle!)
RUSSELL CROWE=D and that's just the one's off the top of my head!

Edited to say, I should make corrections, but the replys I got are TOO FUCKING FUNNY!
 
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Yeah Colin Farrell is hot.

He's also Irish.

Whaddya think of this guy?

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Im glad we as a nation are based on the merits of jew hater mel gibson and russell "fightin' round the world" crowe


heath ledger is from Perth tho, and yes, its true. All perth people look as good as he.
 
mel gibson is actually american, he was born in new york
as mentioned before, colin farrell is irish
russell crowe is from new zealand, as is keith urban
 
rahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have to be fucking kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Yeah Australia seems to love adopting people of other nationalities then exporting them as our own. I guess they grew up here so they are Aussie but it would have been better if they were born here too.
 
dexis.........its actually not something that we are very proud of to be honest.

Its not usually discussed openly and I expect what im about to say will be edited out pretty quick smart by our local mods.

The fact is that back in the 60s a law was introduced.......law 121.9

It states and i quote........

"All children, upon attaining the age of 13 months, shall be assessed by the relevant authority as to there worthiness of good lookingness. The official scale to be used will be the Kensiy scale of good lookingness. Those not achieving a pass mark shall be exterminated forthwith. To wit."

Thankfully I was one of the last to get through before this rarely discussed law was acted on.

I am testament to what may have been.

Yes it is my face that is used everytime that anyone dares to oppose the law.

My face instantly reminds people why the law was introduced.

I am the last of the ugly aussies and proud of it.........we are a dieing race and not even the Greens can save us.
 
college_dropout said:
Yeah Australia seems to love adopting people of other nationalities then exporting them as our own. I guess they grew up here so they are Aussie but it would have been better if they were born here too.
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as stated earlier russell crowe and keith urban are 'kiwis'.whether you currently reside in a country or not is besides the point!its your birthplace that decides your country of origin and therefor here are a few more examples of kiwis that australia has claimed as there own..... the band dragon from the 70s,split ends in the 80s and sonny bill williams(rugby league player) now....!
breed your own australia!stop stealing ours!!!!8)
 
Two comments and a question:
1) MAZDAN I almost fell for that. Probably cuz I just smoked a roach (although I don't care for pot, It's all the hell I could find!) Anyways I laughed my ass off!
2)RULER That's great news, I love eating KIWI fruit, and could easily eat Keith Urban and Russell Crowe.
Question: Since you call people from NZ kiwis, Does Kiwi fruit come from NZ? And have you ever noticed that they feel nearly identical in shape and size to testicles? (Depending on the size of the kiwi and the size of the balls?)
 
Originally from China, "Chinese gooseberries" were the size of ping pong balls. After being developed by NZ farmers for export, the "Kiwi fruit" has since grown in size to reflect the true mass if a NZ'ers testicle.

It is not just humans those ozzies try and claim. Both Phar Lap ( a horse) and Pavlova ( a dessert) have NZ birth places.

Derren Hinch, Sir Joh, Richard Wilkins, even Ernie Dingo. The list goes on.


Nah not really, Tricky Ricky is Japanese.


It's not just NZ. AC/DC ( scots), Bee Gees (Poms), whinging (also english) are all wrongly claimed as "true blue".
 
dexis said:
Two comments and a question:
1) MAZDAN I almost fell for that. Probably cuz I just smoked a roach (although I don't care for pot, It's all the hell I could find!) Anyways I laughed my ass off!
2)RULER That's great news, I love eating KIWI fruit, and could easily eat Keith Urban and Russell Crowe.
Question: Since you call people from NZ kiwis, Does Kiwi fruit come from NZ? And have you ever noticed that they feel nearly identical in shape and size to testicles? (Depending on the size of the kiwi and the size of the balls?)
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very well put maxload.....and the good ol kiwi fruit has actually been recently renamed 'Zespri'......!;)
 
none of the above i find attractive. I'm still waiting for someone mildly attractive to be mentioned
 
Excluding celebreties and celebutants the general sense you get from the aussie population as you walk around is that they look at shit load better than New Zealanders. Australian girls maintain...
 
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We do have some fine looking people.

Not, as people have helpfully pointed out, that it really applies to most of the ones on your list ;).... (although Naomi's okay) but...

you also have:

Girls...
* Kylie Minogue (I still think she's gorgeous)
* Emille de Ravin (that blonde chick from Lost)
* Cate Blanchett
* Jacinda Barrett
* Rose Byrne
* Portia de Rossi
* Holly Valance
* Isla Fisher
* Megan Gale
* Jennifer Hawkins
* Natalie Imbruglia

Guys....
* Daniel Johns
* Heath Ledger
* Eric Bana
* Hugh Jackman
* Guy Pearce

And they're just mainly Aussie actors I could think of. We would, however like to disown Jason Donovan. :)
 
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