Wtf I just proposed by sms

[MUSHET]

The one found down the back of the sofa where it's been festering for a few months, a wee bit melted and well fingered.

 

[zombywoof]

how do you finger a rolo i wonder though

 

[MUSHET]

The pinky finger would be the most useful digit for such an exercise.

 

[zombywoof]

can i exercise my right to defer on that one

 

[MUSHET]

Sticky fingers.

 

[zombywoof]

Sticky fingers fuck that takes me back to a strain of green one of my fav coffeeshops pink floyd used to sell a long time ago

 

[phatass]

Onyx

 

[Lil Snickette]

What's better - proposal over text; or a proposal eating dinner in McDonald's?

A text while they're in the bathroom, while eating happy meal @ maccas

 

[zombywoof]

a packet of lovehearts in poundland should do it then

 

[alasdairm]

We talked in person soon after... she let me down gently but it still hurts like hell

why did you decide to do it over such an impersonal medium?

alasdair

 

[MUSHET]

Maybe he thought that it was so impersonal that it was quirky. I think the kids call that an 'Epic Fail'.

 

[phatass]

you myogenist bastards

she' in hospital atm bortin much to you babez
you take good care, i'm counting on you