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would you wank your dad off to save his life??

mr.buffnstuff

mr.buffnstuff

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Ok, so to save his life you need to wank him off to orgasm... Would you do it? You dont have to stand there awkwardly looking into each others eyes you could do it thru sum curtains or something so you remain annonymous but it HAS to be you who does it.....
 
Just contemplating that has done enough damage, I'm certainly not going to work on going as far as concluding an answer...your a bad man;)
 
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What again, he told me he was going off the whole thing especially the thing with the goat and all that its messy and getting a bit old ;)
 
The question is though... to the OP :) lol

Would you do ya mama up the bum for a million quid? 8o

I used to work with a guy and he asked me similar questions at least once a day,he couldnt understand why i wouldnt do it. "a million quid for just slipping your dad a happy ending? feckin 'ell i'd lap that up,i dont think my dad would mind either!" was normally what he'd come out with,there was a strange feeling about him that made me believe he was well down with it!

Wasn't workin with him that long funnily enough, steroids plus gay tendencies was just way too much for me lol

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These are the kind of things we used to talk about in secondary school to catch each other out ffs.

Mad Bastard lol.
 
lol at NYAW!! so £1m to do her up the shitbox?? would she know its me?.... you say im weird but you never know this situation could occur! (i hope it does anyway!) i couldnt do it just stood there looking into each others eyes silently but suppose he was in a toilet cubicle or something with a glory hole or summits i prob could...? be a bit awkward when he walks out and sees only mine n his cars parked there though :/ it would DEFINATLY make sitting round the table at xmas a bit awkward... especially if i was a million quid richer and dads life has been saved!
 
Well preferably she would know but if you really feel uncomfortable, i suppose i'll let you dress up as your dad (handlebar moustache is compulsory)

I suppose it beats working for a living.....

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A mill isn't enough. Needs to be utterly life-changing. £100 million. Anyone that says there's anything they wouldn't do (other than shit like cut their dick off) for that kind of cash is a liar. If it was sitting on the table in front of you in a suitcase you'd do fucking anything. Even ride yer maw.
 
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no way mate, money just doesn't mean that much to me, It's difficult to really say without actually being in the situation and knowing the deal but £1m or £100M wouldn't change my mind I's either be prepared to do it or not and I wouldn't ride my mother whatever the sum, that I can say for sure
 
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