I dont think i'd run because i've never been much on running. Im not fat but im scrawny and out of shape. Also i can't really think of a situation where id have to i dont do any street copping...
one time though i was at some huge loft party getting wasted drunk and the cops showed up. I had a charge over my head where if i didnt get in trouble for 6 months it would dissapeer other wise it was off to jail. I was freshly turned 18 and completely wasted to the point where i thought about hiding in the bathroom before i realized that was a shit idea. So there was easily 100+ people in this apartment and the cops were at the door asking everyone the same three questions "do you have your license? how old are you? and how much have you had to drink?" I got in line with my friends to get out the door and when it was my turn to talk to the cops I decided i would empty my pockets to show them i didnt have a license on me and would tell them i hadn't drank anything (genious). So i get up there and grab my and keys and start waving them saying "just money and keys man no license just keeeeeys and moneeeeey" the officer didnt even ask me my age or how much i drank he took one look at me and my long hair and said "right buddy so how much weed you smoked tonight?". This pissed me off cause i was obviously drunk and not high in fact i hadn't smoked in a week or two. "WEED? i havent smoked any weed tonight SIR!" i yelled at him. "Riiiight bud so how much you holdin tonight?" "I haven't been smoking i don't have anything" "Ok duuuude why don't you stand over there in line in the hall." He pointed to a line of kids standing up against the wall waiting for tickets or whatever. Then he turned to the next person in line and started up the usual routine of questions "license? age? how much to drink?". As soon as he turned his back to me i bolted down the hall pushing past everyone, i reached the top of the steps and was about to leap down the entire flight when a hand grabbed me by my collar and turned me around. I was staring face to face with another cop " did my partner tell you to wait in line sir?" "what? me?! no sir!" he looked down the hall to the first cop and yelled " is he free to go?" the party was so loud you could barely hear anything, the other cop started waving his arms and yelling but you couldn't here what he was saying. The 2nd cop let me go thinking his friend was waving me off when he was really waving me to stay "ok sorry sir go on your way", i looked sideways one last time to see the first cop struggling to push his way through the line of kids in the hall before i jumped down the stairs 5 at a time and ran out the door. Outside were 2 unattened cop cars and my friend Mike pissing on one of them then suddenly another cop car pulled up and jumped out at mike i used the distraction to run a few blocks away before calling up my friends and heading to another party...
thats my closest to running from the police
edit: damn that storys longer than i thought........sorry
one time though i was at some huge loft party getting wasted drunk and the cops showed up. I had a charge over my head where if i didnt get in trouble for 6 months it would dissapeer other wise it was off to jail. I was freshly turned 18 and completely wasted to the point where i thought about hiding in the bathroom before i realized that was a shit idea. So there was easily 100+ people in this apartment and the cops were at the door asking everyone the same three questions "do you have your license? how old are you? and how much have you had to drink?" I got in line with my friends to get out the door and when it was my turn to talk to the cops I decided i would empty my pockets to show them i didnt have a license on me and would tell them i hadn't drank anything (genious). So i get up there and grab my and keys and start waving them saying "just money and keys man no license just keeeeeys and moneeeeey" the officer didnt even ask me my age or how much i drank he took one look at me and my long hair and said "right buddy so how much weed you smoked tonight?". This pissed me off cause i was obviously drunk and not high in fact i hadn't smoked in a week or two. "WEED? i havent smoked any weed tonight SIR!" i yelled at him. "Riiiight bud so how much you holdin tonight?" "I haven't been smoking i don't have anything" "Ok duuuude why don't you stand over there in line in the hall." He pointed to a line of kids standing up against the wall waiting for tickets or whatever. Then he turned to the next person in line and started up the usual routine of questions "license? age? how much to drink?". As soon as he turned his back to me i bolted down the hall pushing past everyone, i reached the top of the steps and was about to leap down the entire flight when a hand grabbed me by my collar and turned me around. I was staring face to face with another cop " did my partner tell you to wait in line sir?" "what? me?! no sir!" he looked down the hall to the first cop and yelled " is he free to go?" the party was so loud you could barely hear anything, the other cop started waving his arms and yelling but you couldn't here what he was saying. The 2nd cop let me go thinking his friend was waving me off when he was really waving me to stay "ok sorry sir go on your way", i looked sideways one last time to see the first cop struggling to push his way through the line of kids in the hall before i jumped down the stairs 5 at a time and ran out the door. Outside were 2 unattened cop cars and my friend Mike pissing on one of them then suddenly another cop car pulled up and jumped out at mike i used the distraction to run a few blocks away before calling up my friends and heading to another party...
thats my closest to running from the police
edit: damn that storys longer than i thought........sorry