Would You Rather? V. Bags, Bars, Blues and Brown!

[Sprout]

Given no volume was stated, 0.1cm^3 NaOH is easy money.

LAAM or Oxymorphazone?

 

[consumer]

Would you eat a mouldy cheese and mayonnaise sandwich out of a smelly bin or have unprotected sex with a toothless homeless bum called Fangs who has not showered in 3 months.

I still want someone to answer this..

 

[Sprout]

I still want someone to answer this..

I'll take my chances on the Lactobacillus sp. and assorted mycological wonders, aesthetics aside it's fair to say HIV/HepB/other BBV's are much more terrifying.

Thus we return:

Levoacetylmethadol or Oxymorphazone?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Boo hoo... Only had sex once and it was awful.

Would you suck my mouldy cheesey cock hanging out of a smelly pair of keks, or have unprotected sex with that gorgeous hunk with a fit bum called FUBAR whilst being showered in arse juice.

Well, I may be a little biased, but...

 

[BecomingJulie]

Which would you rather have accidentally discovered in your coat pocket?

(A) A receipt from a sex worker for services rendered?
(B) A receipt from Farm Foods for a box of McCain Micro Chips?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Which would you rather have accidentally discovered in your coat pocket?

(A) A receipt from a sex worker for services rendered?
(B) A receipt from Farm Foods for a box of McCain Micro Chips?

Depends who discovered it. If it was my kids, they'd want to know where the chips had gone...

 

[consumer]

Not many sex workers give out receipts..i certainly dont.Once they are finished rodgering me i take the money, put on my fishnets and heals and get the fuck out of there and head to the offie to get a bottle of Frosty Jacks before the next old geezer rings ...

Sounds like you are a busy man..

 

[Sprout]

Debating going ahead and splitting this into drug and non-drug based iterations, yay/nay?

 

[BecomingJulie]

Would you rather (A) split a thread into drug and non-drug variants and watch in slow-motion horror mode as both ended up spectacularly derailed; or (B) just take more drugs instead?

 

[Sprout]

Would you rather get sassy with a certified drugslut or have to work alongside a sarcastic, snarky, shameless speedfreak with extra stimulation?

 

[consumer]

Would you rather drink one of FUBARs latte's or eat one of his watermelons?

 

[Sprout]

If he flavours it with Lady 3-FantasiaPromotiadelaMonoaminergivana then I'd feed my filthy fiend with the faggotry that flusters the fragile flowers in the field of faux fully formed fuckups...

 

[Tinker55]

The snarky speed freak for sure-I'd suss out the source of his stims and steal his sunshine.