I probably could, I'd probably turn it into a bragging thing, eg.
Person "My house has a pool, a double garage, and 4 huge bedrooms."
Me "Yeah, well you're sitting less than 5 metres away from where a lady and her two kids were found decapitated, bitch."
Experienced some fucked up shit in some places though, one time I was the only one in this old turn of the centuryish house thing when I woke up hanging for a piss. The room is freezing cold which was pretty odd for the middle of summer although I didn't pay much attention as I was still in sleep mode.
Anyway I'm in the toilet and I start hearing creaking floorboards and I'm like "WTF, some prick broke in?" So I just sit on the toilet seat and just start listening, anyway the creaking stops and is taken up by what sounds like a group of people whispering. So I start thinking about how much noise the toilet window will make as it breaks.
Long story short, I ran out the back door, out to the front yard, up the road to a payphone where I call the guy whose house it is, and he's just like "Yer weird shit happens here, don't worry about it, no ones broke in." So I went back and slept in his hammock on his back verandah.
Fuck old limestone style houses.