Worst thing you have ever done?

Nothing too bad here...

1. Flirted with my GF's best friend all night infront of her, drank a bunch, and ended up making out with this girl right next to my passed out GF. Things get intense, we go to her room, my hands start going south and the chick says "Wait, I had an abortion last week!" Fucking sick... I later found out she had herpes so it was really divine intervention anyways.

2. I got really drunk and bored at someones house, and decided to use that thanksgiving decorative Indian corn to make popcorn. So I throw it in the microwave, set it for 288 minutes, and get bored and go upstairs.

Next thing I know an alarm is going off, I run downstairs to see my best friend and brother fist fighting (My best friend thought my brother started the fire) and there's thick smoke throughout the entire house. I bolt out the back door running for my life and leave all the insanity, after I alone caused it. It turns out there were 3 foot flames shooting out of the microwave and some girl just happened to walk in, so she threw an entire jug of kool-aid at the microwave to put it out. I didn't even buy the kid a new microwave in the coming days either, just gave him $20.

3. Got in a hot tub with a bunch of people and ended up between two girls, feeling them up and kissing them both. I basically fucked the first one who hopped on top of me in front of 5 other people... I just felt so gross after it too.
 
various breeches of the laws of armed conflict.

not many specific ones I wish to mention.

But designating a mosque with IR illuminator as panavia tornado's came ripping in was pretty fucked up.

holy site to hellish inferno in mere minutes.
 
told my bestfriend as a kid that if he was gonna threaten suicide, fucking do it, I thought he wouldnt. I still can smell the blood and taste it and visualize every gory bit. I guess not every Bah wah cry is a faker.... i will always hold myself responsible for his death ALWAYS.

Told my bestfriend's mom to fuck off and die of the "pig flu" after her being a bitch to me. She died last month of H1N1.

Told my fiancee to die and fuck off. Just found out 2 days ago that he's dying of prostate cancer and multi organ failure.

Shit, maybe I should wish I would win the lottery. Maybe I'd get lucky there too...... ??
 
IVed a snowball in downtown Vancouver with the shitty water prom a puddle....13 yearz ago...still alive tho, now no smack just Kratom, no coke just santo domingo coffee ;)
 
...After reading through some of these posts I would like to point out an observation: If people are being honest and really stating the worst things they've ever done, either your lives are completely dull and I recommend you get out a little more, or I'm going to hell cuz I can't legally admit half of the worst things I've ever done. Perhaps it's the latter, but I'll hope for my own sake that everyone here needs to get out a little more!
 
One thing that comes to mind is breaking into a Catholic church to steal a lighter to smoke a bowl.

I've also stole money from sister who has downs syndrome, I justified it at the time because she gets a ton of money from the state every month and never spends it, but now thinking about it makes me feel like such a piece of shit.
 
Squigz said:
One thing that comes to mind is breaking into a Catholic church to steal a lighter to smoke a bowl.
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haha that is hilarious =D

this is not really the worst thing i ever did, but it is less 'bad' than other things i have done...
there is an beautiful old abandoned school near where i used to live which had been empty for about 10 years, falling apart, damp etc.
when me and my sister were younger, we got in, and acquired an antique object which we later googled and found listed on a collectors website. its worth £30,000-£50,000. 8o
needless to say we got scared shitless. i would like to insert here that we *took it back*...
we also stole all the keys to the property (about 600 in total, the place way huge) which was totally pointless as ever... 8)


when i was younger, we used to keep guinea pigs, outside in little sheds (i live in the uk so its pretty warm in winter). I rescued one that had been attacked by a dog and didnt have much hair left and put her in with 4 of our other girl guinea pigs, and they got on fine for about a year, and then the others mysteriously started eating her fur.
this distressed me, so i came up with a plan and decided it would be best for her to be on her own for a while to have a rest, and then i would re-introduce her. it was winter at the time so i decided that i would knit her a coat to keep her warm where she didnt have any fur!! (yes, really...) so i made her this little coat out of rainbow coloured wool, with little buttons underneath so it went all round her legs. she looked AMAZING 8) so i got another cage all ready for her and put her in and said goodnight, she was all peaceful and in a nice cage with a fabulous coat.
anyway, when i came to feed them all in the morning, i was greeted with a mass of rainbow coloured wool, scattered all around the cage, and she was dead as a doornail at the front of the cage, all hard and cold. i was DEVASTATED. 8o
she had obviously got really pissed off with the coat, chewed it all off, and the frozen to death.
fuck me i have never gotten over it. i feel AWFUL!!! every time i see a photo of her my heart sinks a million miles. I never meant for her to DIE!! :(
 
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two years ago, my ex finance and i got caught stealing at walmart. i was on probation and i went to jail for a day, then got out on a 14 day stay, to get a baby sitter for my 1.5yo so my girl could still work to pay rent at the apartment my mom got us for x-mas to get us off the street. two days before my court date, i ate a ten strip while she was working(i had the live in baby-sitters by then) and when she brought home two guys at mid nite to trip with, i ate half of her ten strip and wigged out on those guys because with acid's insight, i knew something was up, but couldn't put my finger on it. i made the dudes leave, insisting that they were police and that they were ruining my high. i went to bed assuming my girl would be in shortly to have acid sex. but one of the guys came back, and allegedly, my girl had a miscarriage in the shower and ran off with him. i woke up the next day to no girl and no child. i rode my bicycle 6+ miles in the freezing cold to see my girl, and she said she wasn't comming home, and i rode back with out further question, breaking into radioshack twice in one nite on the way home.
the day i was supposed to turn myself in, my girl hasnt been going to work, didnt show up to court with me to not allow me to feel like even more of a retard for stealing(attempted) make-up, women's underware, duct tape and maple syrup. instead of turning myself in i hang myself. but the rope breaks and i fracture my 1st vertebrate. by the time i got back to the house from walking to rite-aid to get tylenol to OD on, there were ample police in the drive way to escort me to the hospital. they made me sign a paper that sent me to a nut house... and while i waited, i could hear the pigs that were guarding me talk about some kid breaking in to radioshack...
i get out of the looney bin after 2 days and when i get back, all my shit is piled in the corner of the living room and all of this mother fucker's shit is in my apartment. he flies past me with the quickness after dropping my daughter whom he was holding and i get tunnel vision and commence to whooping up on the only woman that i have ever loved(to this day). i end up breaking my 5th medicarple and smashing her face with a lamp, causing evidence to charge me with elevated-aggravated-assult(dropped to a DV).
7 months before i get out of prison she stops writing, finds a guy in Va. in which she was traveling back in forth from Maine with the piece of shit rat fuck buddy and getting everything from my mother's house of mine to sell for drugs.
she calls me now and again when she's drunk to tell me how much she misses me and that she's not happy, but when she's sober, and i try to talk to my daughter, i'm not allowed to tell her that i'm her father.
i lost everything i had. for the fifth time, that the worst thing i have ever done. what i did, how it happened, and the result. fucking sucks. i even got permanently banned from the dextroverse because we were both members and i couldn't plead my case, even though hitting a girl is "wrong", she was my best friend, and i still dream of her every night and see her face when i close my eyes. wah
 
Squigz said:
I've also stole money from sister who has downs syndrome, I justified it at the time because she gets a ton of money from the state every month and never spends it, but now thinking about it makes me feel like such a piece of shit.
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Did she even notice she was missing money? Whether or not that was the "right" thing to do, it's really not that bad compared to stealing from someone who works for a living and provides for themselves and maybe others. Your sister doesn't "deserve" that money, she was provided for by society collectively. You should probably just ask her next time...
 
lostPixels said:
3. Got in a hot tub with a bunch of people and ended up between two girls, feeling them up and kissing them both. I basically fucked the first one who hopped on top of me in front of 5 other people... I just felt so gross after it too.
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The fuck's wrong with that? That's why they invented hot tubs.
 
hydrocodonePKC said:
I've never really done anything super horrible to animals or anything like that.

I've gotten my dog high and drunk plenty of times and i think it ate an ecstasy pill off the floor one time.

Me and my friends used to steal massive amounts of candy from various stores then sell it at school.

On trash day we would get everyones trash cans and make giant pyramids in the street.

In middle school i had a substitute teacher and i peed in the classroom with a full room of kids.

I havent done anything horrible just alot of stupid crap in my younger years.
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ahahahahah! i did the whole steal the candy from the grocery store across the street from our school and sold it back to my friends, what a clever motherfucker I was, until I got caught stealing some candy at the mall one time, kinna thwarded that habit, but one time I upped the anti, my broher helped me steal some shoes from his place of work, I literally put ona new pair of shoes in the store, put my old ones in the box, which my borther brought back to me, and walked out with new shoes on :D
 
Worst thing I've ever personally done? Masturbate whilst performing my 60 requisite hours of community service to graduate highschool (general requirement for all students; not a punishment).

Worst thing I've ever allowed to happen, with the ability to prevent it:

Ok, so this guy probably (his friends to a lesser degree) had it coming, but the revenge exacted was, admittedly, a bit harsh. Two of my friends got into a love-triangle situation with some guy, Alex. My two friends, both girls, are bisexual. Gabby liked Sara, who liked Alex, who liked Gabby . . .but then he switched to Sara, because he got angry with Gabby, and he did it in a horrible, horrible way. Got head from both of him, the sob.
Anyway, after much crying and heartache, a plan was devised. They made some fudge with laxatives, finely ground some dried shrooms, and kneaded them in (after cooking, of course).


I could've warned him, and his friends (who's ridiculed my two friends about the situation), but I didn't. The batch of fudge was given to Brenden, who in turn sold it (for $50) to Alex. I don't think any of them has such a nice time, tbh.
 
Im lost at how any of that is considerd "the worst thing you have ever done"

If that's the worst thing you've ever done I must be a scumbag. :\
 
Hey! I'm only 19. Give me time.
I need to steep in the corruption a little longer.



Lol, but seriously, yeah. I guess I just don't commit many evil deeds :\
 
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