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Work Colleague stories V. Let's Talk Cunts

lost for words at the direction this has gone in.. do people really not wash their hands after using public toilets? can think of a few occasions like at a rave n the sink is full of puke or the like but at work.. working with ppl.. in a healthcare environment?

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breakcorefiend said:
do people really not wash their hands after using public toilets? in a healthcare environment?
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In over 15 years in the NHS its not something I've ever come across. I suppose some peoples idea of basic hygiene is lower than others.

They even spend an hour during NHS inductions teaching you the correct method and stressing its importance and do that test with the ultraviolet light and the agent that highlights bacteria when viewed under it.

They go to great lengths to stress the importance of it even for people who don't have any patient contact.

Maybe the message is lost on some.
 
If i wouldn't wash and disinfect my hands correctly at work i would get fired =D

I had like a weird fear of bacteria while i worked in an elderly home, i think it will happen again when i start again :X

Actually i got in fights with a co-worker cause i was doing it way too often and used way too many gloves lol, the opposite of you dear Evey, funny ha :)
 
Eveleivibe said:
Christ it was in an OFFICE not a hospital n once, by mistake, due to rushing.

I forgot Evey said it so let's all for the attack, AGAIN.

Evey
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I just saw nhs n assumed, my bad, even still though..

But yeah if it was due to rushing and only once.. i guess they could see past it.. wasn't put to us like that though../ it made you seem genuinely grubby lol

and to bob, i have your thinking that as long as im not eating directly or in contact with others after n i aint pissed on my hands etc, then yea i may not bother..
But at work i would regardless, more cuz i imagine other grubby fuckers with shitty pissy hands opening the doors lol..
 
Sorry i quoted your post by mistake. It was meant to be a general post.

Soz I'll explain. I was an admin for Health, Social, Care n wellbeing Strategy. Wasn't a hospital, just a office block. I shoulda realised people would think it was a hospital lol. I'd never dream of not washing my hands in a hospital. I think they have special stuff in them if I remember rightly from when I had lilvibe.

Evey
 
one of the offices I temped in had a right mean bastard of a boss, he went so far as to issue out a sheet of paper at a time and locked the statiionary cupboard, if you needed a paper clip he would hand just one out, I was glad when that week was over, another office I worked in I got to have a good laugh with the guys in the garage, and watching them put someones car in the pit cos they were probably still drunk from the night before then tow it out and try and explain it to the customer how it went down the pit, same week one of the mechanics crashed a tow truck into the wall at the side of the building trying to reverse out in a major hurry as someone called him to say they seen his gf in car with another guy, same guy same day came back and ran over the owners dog. I liked working there :)

Working in another office in a hospital I over heard one person getting her books as she was caught taking food of the patients plates and eating it.
Think one of the most dangerous though was an office I temped in they used an over ehad crane to move objects weighing a couple of ton, the guy who done it would frequently move the items over the heads of the workers below and scare the shit out of them. Now he was a cunt.
 
I don't intend this to sound sexist as I know that it does not reflect upon all women; I worked in a office where there were only two other men. One had been there 14 years and had just sort of learned to keep quiet, he was defeated. The other man was gay, he was a little bit bitchy but in a funny way and he was actually my best friend there. Aside from me only ever hearing about babies, diets, holidays and X-factor - they were just so two faced and bitchy about each other, it was unreal.

They were never anything but nice to me and I got along very well with them but I couldn't help but feel that they were slabbering about me behind my back..especially because I did probably give them good reason to slabber due to me coming in on the etiz most days for a few months.
 
It must be a very testing experience to go to a all-girl school. I went to an all-boy school and we just punched each other.
 
all girls schools they put food colouring in the swimming pool run a little lighter fluid over the work tops to see how long it burns and if you dont get on with the other girl you shave one eyebrow and immac their head :D not me obviously someone I knew went to an all girls school and thats the sort of thing they done :)
 
Do none of you carry a little bottle of antibacterial wash in your bag, or wipes and tissues? I must be ocd, I even keep them in my office drawer and all over our camp set up when we're off in the wilds.

If there's no decent soap / cleaner and hot water or the place is fucking mankay these things are a necessity.

I had giardia for over a year after coming back from India - just could not shift the dam thing. Only benefit to it was losing 2 stone, but man was I ill. :| Nasty thing and I was even uber careful with hand cleaning and drinking water over there. Think it was swimming in the Ganges with the dead bodies that might have done it :sus:
 
Scotsman we used to do it between folks we knew, if we were busy it was a short stand and if not a long one, we used to get kids doing work experience so we had a few every year and the other places done it with us as well :) great fun
 
tiggerific said:
I dont think it sexist it seems that while I was doing temp work it was mostly women and they are mostly bitchy. And they probably did lol
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There's a temping agency in my town staffed only by men and in the window is their slogan. It simply reads "we won't waste your time so don't waste ours"
 
Sammy G said:
I'm not alone in finding the word 'wanker' far more offensive an insult than the good, honest, anatomically-apposite 'cunt'?

Thank fuck for that.
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It's not just the level of offence, but the nature of the objectionability. At least you can respect a cunt, even if you don't actually like them. A wanker, on the other hand, is just a wanker, and that's all they'll ever be.

One year, on 31 December, my local radio station had a "Send someone a New Year's wish" phone in, so I called them up and said my wish was for N____ R_______, and I hoped he found a new job. Is he a mate who's fallen on hard times? asked the DJ. No, I said, He's my boss!

I don't know if he heard it (in fact, I don't even know if he even listened to the wireless) but it was still delicious.
 
Many storys of people kicking off on each other at work, managers pissing everybody off, everything going tits up. kept myself out of most of the bullshit but wont stand for any shite either
 
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