silvia saint said:
santa apparently works for the thought police. a nice little way to coerce children into organized religion whilst making a few dollars on the side.
Haha funny stuff
I will tell my children about Santa Claus being fake if I ever have any (and my significant other at the time doesn't threaten to leave me
).
My main reason for doing this is because of the lies aspect that has previously been mentioned. Also I would like to teach my future children to think objectively, to always question what they are told, and never to just believe in something just because - that said they will be free to form their own beliefs even if they are in opposition to mine.
I don't think perpetuating bullshit to my children is very respectful nor would it be helpful in helping them deal with everyday life. I would say for instance that the kid that believes in Santa is probably more likely to believe in the nice man offering lollies. I think having a fully functioning bullshit detector is an important facet for any human being.
Reading through the last two paragraphs makes it seem like I would be stifling the creativity of my children, but I don't believe I would do that. For me an active and flexible imagination is something to be encouraged not disdained.
I would also like to teach my children the intrinsic value of nature over man. To me Santa is just more sociological baggage our species is carrying around. I want my children to find value in things like feeling cool grass beneath them as they sit under a tree on a summers day, to find value in a blade of grass and the ant crawling on it. To find value in knowing about the world around them.
I don't believe in Santa Claus - The Vandals
I don't believe in Santa Clause-
his corporate image forced upon
the blinded spending masses,
to enslave the lower classes
with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse
a year of guilt and shame.
One token gesture justifies
the apathetic, hypnotized.
Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves.
Buy! Buy! I won't do it.
The seasons obligation has not my participation.
Buy! Buy! I won't do it.
The money hungry mating call of corporate swine.
Cuz-
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
Now Buy!
He monitors naughty and nice-
Big brother is St. Nick!
Methodically his judgment made
documented on his list.
I- Don't believe in Santa Clause
or his mystical facade
to teach the children wanton greed,
they're lust for gifts becomes a need.
Brainwashed by the marketing
and victims of the corporate scheme.
Material possessions becoming they're obsessions
till human life has lost it's value
and you blindly do just what they tell you
I don't believe!!!!
His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth
using fear for generations, His image hides the truth
He's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit
with Yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!
That and I couldn't find parking at the mall.