CretiNation
Bluelighter
Well I smoke cannabis on a daily basis but I'm also really interested in other plants. Which is why I bought an ounce of Wild Lettuce leaves yesterday from a local smoke shop and some 91% isopropyl alcohol. I soaked the lettuce leaves in probably 250ml 91% IPA for a couple hours, filtered it into a pyrex pan and did one more IPA wash of the leaves before setting the pyrex plate on a radiator all night to evaporate.
That night there were about 12 people in our dorm apartment drinking and going a little crazy so I ended up going to sleep around 5am and waking up at 2pm a little drunk and a little hungover. After a trip to the dining hall I started scraping up the residue left behind from my lettuce. I got probably 2g of dark green/black stuff. I put not even a pee sized ball onto the side of a bowl and smoked it. To my surprise, about a minute later my hangover was completely gone and I felt pretty good.
I always prefer joints to a bowl though, so this got me pretty excited to roll it up. I crumbled probably about .4g of some good cannabis which is about half of what I would normally put in a joint I'd smoke. I added a bit of tobacco, in the usual 3:1 reefer:tobacco ratio. I broke up probably only about .1-.2g of the lettuce extract and added it to the mix. The joint was pretty small, and I lit it up.
I was sitting in my room at my computer smoking it, it tasted pretty nice and after about half the joint I started to feel really really stoned. I was just browsing sites and talking on AIM when suddenly my arms and whole body became VERY heavy, and my mind couldn't handle the computer, I felt like I had to lay down. So I went into the den where my roommates were watching TV and I offered them the joint, because I couldn't smoke any more of it, I was pretty wrecked already. I was laying on the couch feeling really nice and sedated, I could barely move. My roommates were watching some boring celebrity interview which was pissing me off because they refused to change it to Indiana Jones, which was on another channel. I just wanted to zone out and watch Indy kick some nazi ass but NO I had to stare at 24's Jack Bauer run his mouth about God knows what.
Anyway, I was zoned out, sedated as a mother and laying down watching TV for about 30 minutes until I was able to get up and make my way back into my room. The intense high probably lasted another hour. Now here I am, almost 5 hours later, still feeling substantially baked. Which is nice considering my high's tamper off after about an hour these days.
Now, I must go roll another one of these killers and put on Death Wish III.
That night there were about 12 people in our dorm apartment drinking and going a little crazy so I ended up going to sleep around 5am and waking up at 2pm a little drunk and a little hungover. After a trip to the dining hall I started scraping up the residue left behind from my lettuce. I got probably 2g of dark green/black stuff. I put not even a pee sized ball onto the side of a bowl and smoked it. To my surprise, about a minute later my hangover was completely gone and I felt pretty good.
I always prefer joints to a bowl though, so this got me pretty excited to roll it up. I crumbled probably about .4g of some good cannabis which is about half of what I would normally put in a joint I'd smoke. I added a bit of tobacco, in the usual 3:1 reefer:tobacco ratio. I broke up probably only about .1-.2g of the lettuce extract and added it to the mix. The joint was pretty small, and I lit it up.
I was sitting in my room at my computer smoking it, it tasted pretty nice and after about half the joint I started to feel really really stoned. I was just browsing sites and talking on AIM when suddenly my arms and whole body became VERY heavy, and my mind couldn't handle the computer, I felt like I had to lay down. So I went into the den where my roommates were watching TV and I offered them the joint, because I couldn't smoke any more of it, I was pretty wrecked already. I was laying on the couch feeling really nice and sedated, I could barely move. My roommates were watching some boring celebrity interview which was pissing me off because they refused to change it to Indiana Jones, which was on another channel. I just wanted to zone out and watch Indy kick some nazi ass but NO I had to stare at 24's Jack Bauer run his mouth about God knows what.
Anyway, I was zoned out, sedated as a mother and laying down watching TV for about 30 minutes until I was able to get up and make my way back into my room. The intense high probably lasted another hour. Now here I am, almost 5 hours later, still feeling substantially baked. Which is nice considering my high's tamper off after about an hour these days.
Now, I must go roll another one of these killers and put on Death Wish III.
